Sasuke's POV

I walked to school cautiously making sure Naruto wasn't going to come charging at me with a crazed look on his face and a gun demanding I give him his ramen or he'd shoot. When I made it safely I started to relax... then Naruto popped out. I took a battle stance as he ran towards me. "Hey Teme!" he said wrapping an arm around my neck. "What do you want dobe?"He brought a gigantic bottle of Coke. My eyes widened the tiniest bit but soon went back to normal for I was NOT going to let Naruto know that.

"Just wanted to know if you want this Coke. If you do you can have it."

Damn straight I want it. I reached out for it but something stopped me.

"Wait. You like Coke too. Why are you giving it to me?" I crossed my arms. Naruto scratched the back of his neck.

"Well, I'm not exactly allowed to have soda anymore..."

"And why not?"

"I kinda...broke... the printer."

I raised my eyebrow and sighed. I grabbed the bottle from his hands and twisted the cap off. I put the bottle up to my lips a chugged half of the bottle down. I put the rest in my backpack and walked to class.

Naruto's POV

I watched in utter joy as Sasuke drank half of the bottle. Thank GOD I took acting lessons! 'Sorry Uchiha, but taking my ramen just turned me into your worst nightmare.

3rd POV

Sasuke woke the next day with a yawn. He jumped out of bed and looked at himself in the mirror. "AAAHHHHHH!" His usual duckbutt hair was long and reached his slender hips, he turned a lot skinnier, and worst of all he had melons that look like they just got a boob job. Itachi came running in. He took one glance at 'Sasuke' and grabbed a pillow and started hitting her him yelling things like "YOU DAMN FANGIRL!" and "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER YOU WHORE?!"

"ITACHI IT'S ME!" Sasuke yelled. Itachi wasn't paying attention. He was still hitting Sasuke. "ITACHI! HIT ME ONE MORE TIME AND I SWEAR I'LL TELL AI YOU WANT TO MARRY HER!" Itachi stopped hitting him and lowered the pillow. He then put his hands on his hips and scolded Sasuke. "Sasuke, have you been playing in my lab again?"

"No!"

"Then what turned you..." Something clicked in the Uchija's mind and he started laughing his butt off at his younger brother. Sasuke growled and punched him the face.

"The only thing that could've turned into... THIS is the soda Naruto gave me yesterday but-"

The two Uchiha stared at each other. "Ohhhhh." they said in unison.

"Hold on." Sasuke grabbed his phone the blonde's number.

"Yellow?"

"UZUMAKI! MY HOUSE, NOW!"