Chapter 3

"Did Sasuke hook up with another girl again? I am so sorry. I know he can be an total ass."

"What? Naruto it's me! Sasuke!"

"Wait for real? You sound like a girl."

"Yeah I know! You put something in the damn coke!"

"Alright, alright. Geez bitch I'll be over soon."

" I'm sorry, what?"

Naruto headed over to Sasuke's house. It didn't take long considering that they live right next to each other. 'What exactly did I put into that Coke?' Naruto thought. "A voice changing potion, maybe?"

He reached Sasuke's house and knocked the door. An extremely pissed girl answered the door. "I didn't Sasuke had such a hot sister." Naruto smirked. Disgusted, the said-girl punched. "You dobe it's me!" she/he shouted. "Sasuke?" She/he shook his head. Naruto started laughing. Sasuke was beyond pissed now. Naruto's laugh slowly turned into an ugly cackle. He bent over clutching his stomach. A red tick mark appeared on his forehead. He punched Naruto into the ground. "Owww!" He grabbed Naruto by the ear and dragged up the stairs into his room.

"What did you do Uzumaki?" His voice was loud and murderous. However, the fact that it was a girl shouting that made it close to impossible to take seriously. Naruto laughed again. Sasuke however, had enough. He brought a Cup Noodle. One the ones he stole from Naruto. Which also happened to be Naruto's favorite kind of Ramen. He opened it up and held a lighter to the noodles. Naruto freaked. "You wouldn't dare."

"Try me." Amazingly, when accompanied with ramen, a girl's voice can sound so much more intimidating.

Naruto stopped laughing and starting talking. "I snuck into Itachi's lab and poured something in the Coke."

"And what's this something?"

"I don't know."

"So you mean to tell me that you just grabbed a random bottle and poured it in the drink for revenge?!"

"Yep pretty much."

Sasuke groaned. "Itachi. Do you have the cure?"

"Yeah. Well, I did."

"Did?"

"Remember the bottle you thought had water in it and I told you not to drink but you did anyway?"

"Yeah?"

Itachi smiled sheepishly. Sasuke groaned. "Can you make another one? I have test I'm supposed to take in five days which'll determine whether or not I get into Stanford. I'm supposed to be a boy for that!"

"I can but it takes 3 months to prepare. If you drink it that soon you could possibly permanently be a girl."

"Say what?"