I understand that the timelines for the movie and this story are somewhat out of line, but since they were bringing in Meg, they decided to get Tony earlier, meaning he was there before he came in with Loki. Also, I got Clint on a, Which Avenger is best for you quiz, so that's now the pairing instead of no OC pairing. Sorry.

I'm a hypocrite, I know. I was complaining about how OCs fall in love all the time. I seem to be no different. At least it's not a love triangle. And he's not even in this chapter!

But haven't you moved before? You remember that cute boy next door that you developed a crush on?

But this isn't a boy next door crush, for sure.

This is…

Adventures of the Slash Fan Avenger!

(In the title, the words 'the Slash Fan Avenger!' gets cut off by katanas.)

[This is…

Adventures of Ultimate Deadpool, yeah!

You've just been Pooled! Hacha~!]

-Spades-

They had just gotten back from the mission of grabbing Loki.

Thor stopped beside me, watching me apprehensively.

"You are part Æsir?"

We watched each other's eyes silently after, then I gave him the barest of nods.

His facial expression changed to serious, then turned, walking towards his seat.

Loki passed us, and I caught him slightly through the corner of my eyes. He gave me the barest of smiles, and I watched him silently, no emotion on my face.

I then stood and ran as fast as I could to his holding cell, silently hiding behind Fury, and when he left, she stood from her hiding spot and walked to Loki's cell.

"Thor thinks me a mutt, I think." I started, sitting cross legged in front of his cell.

"He does? Is it because you are only part Æsir? He is that type of person." I looked up silently, watching him tiredly.

"How long has it been since you've had a good night's sleep?"

I gave 1 short laugh. "To long to count."

Loki watched me for the longest time, sitting on the floor in front of me.

"And he's not a mindless beast." I suddenly added, and Loki snapped to look at me.

"He's an amazing person when he's human, and a hero when he's the other guy." I continued.

"You must go, they are talking about important things."

I breathed deeply, then nodded.

"But, do come back. I will call on you." Loki added as I got to the exit.

I shut my eyes a moment, then opened them and ran back to the bridge, suddenly going silent and sliding into my seat without being noticed yet.

"So, he's building another portal." Bruce said, turning, and catching a brief look at me.

Before he could give cry of surprise on seeing me, I said, "That's why he needs Erik Selvig."

Everyone gave their own little cry of surprise, and I quirked an eyebrow.

"How the hell did you get there?" Steve asked me with wide eyes.

"I was here the whole time." I lied.

"No you weren't, I would have noticed you, even if you were invisible." Natasha said to me, and grimaced.

Right, trained Russian assassin and spy. I forgot that.

"Where were you?" Steve asked me, and Thor asked, "Selvig?"

I ignored Steve in favor of Thor.

"Right, you were friends, huh? Cause of Mary Jane Watson?"

Silence met my words.

"Fuck, that was Spiderman. I meant Jane… what's her last name?"

"Do you mean Jane Foster?" Thor asked, and I snapped my fingers.

"That's the one."

"Loki has Erik Selvig under his spell. Along with one of ours…"

"Oh, right, Clint."

Silence again. I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut.

"How did you know that?" Fury asked me, and I jumped from my chair.

I turned to watch him wide eyed, and said in a squeaky voice, "I'm sorry, I've been sneaking into your office and reading the files about this mission, cause you've been keeping way to many things a secret!"

Sad thing is, I wasn't lying. I may have watched the movie, but that was, what, 2 times?

Fury sighed. He believed me, thank god, but the hands on his head told me that I was an annoyance.

"I want to know why Loki let us take him." Steve said, and I stopped.

Oh no. Why did he let them take him again?

Right! The Hulk!

I stood so fast that the chair behind me crashed to the floor, causing everyone but Fury to jump.

Am I never going to scare him?! That's my new mission now.

Heh, imagine a montage of me trying to scare him, every time failing. Then a hairless cat scares him.

Anyways, back to now. Like Fury deciding he was done and leaving. Damn him.

"He wants to cause us to fight. Well, you guys. I mean, you are the more important people in this equation. What would anyone care if I died or not?" I shrugged, but by the looks on their faces, that had not been the greatest thing to say.

"I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag of cats. You could smell crazy on him." Bruce said, and I nodded, pointing to him.

Now is my chance to start Stanner.

Now is my chance to have my OTP play out in front of me, in person!

"You sh-!"

"Have care how you speak."

What the hell! Damn you, Thor, ruining my first jabs at Stanner…

"Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard."

"No he isn't!" I had to shout. Thor turned to give me a glare.

"He's a Frost Giant, therefore from Jotunheim."

"He lived in Asgard."

"He- he's not even the same species as you!"

"He is my brother."

"He killed 80 people in 2 days!" I shouted, stealing Natasha's line.

"… He's adopted."

"Exactly."

"I think it's about the mechanics." Bruce started, and I watched Tony start to walk in.

"Iridium, what do they need the Iridium for?"

"It's a stabilizing agent." Tony and I said in unison, before we shot each other a look, mine of smugness, and him of slight confusion.

While he talked to Coulson, who doesn't like me that much either (I'm talking about Hill and Thor.), I added, "It means the portal won't collapse on itself like it did at the place where the people and the Tesseract were at."

"You mean S.H.I.E.L.D.?" Steve asked.

I nodded, leaning back.

"That's the place."

"No hard feelings, Point Break." Tony said suddenly, patting Thor with the back of his hand. "You've got a mean swing.

Also it means the portal can open as wide and stay open as long, as Loki wants." He continued for me, and I stood to follow him to where Fury stands.

"Raise the mizzenmast." He said as I covered one eye and started to try and look at both screens.

"Jib the topsails."

"How does he see these things?" I asked suddenly.

"He turns." Hill said darkly, obviously angry Tony and I were up here.

"That man is playing Galaga!" Tony yelled, pointing to a man on the other side of the room.

I caught a glimpse of the game before the man shut it off.

I giggled slightly, hunching down behind Tony with my arms, covered by long sleeves, resting on the backs of his shoulders.

"He thought we wouldn't notice~! He was so wrong!" My tongue involuntarily darted out and back into my mouth in a split second, getting a taste of Tony's jacket.

It smelled and tasted nice.

Damn, that's creepy.

"The rest of the raw materials Agent Barton can get his hands on pretty easily." I fluidly followed him, staying behind him as he touched the screens.

"The only major component he needs is a power source of high energy density. Why are you there?" Tony suddenly asked me.

I shrugged. "I hide behind people most of the time. It helps when people don't see me. They tend to hate me a tad bit less."

I smiled up at him, but his facial expression told me that was bad to.

My smile faltered, then fell all the way.

"I'm sorry, I've said another thing wrong. I should just shut up like my dad says."

I grimaced as a memory hit me like a brick, before leaving just as quickly, my smile returning.

Tony turned to the group and started walking to them, putting the hacker thing on the computer.

"Something to kick-start the cube." I noticed that everyone had suddenly grown a little more solemn, just like last time when I had said that I was unimportant.

"When did you 2 become experts in thermonuclear astrophysics?" Hill asked.

"Last night." We said in unison, and we looked at each other again, Hill giving us both odd looks.

"The packet, Selvig's notes, the extraction theory papers. What about you?" He asked me, and everyone looked to me.

I panicked slightly and hid myself a little better.

"I read all the files and in my spare time decided to memorize them." I squeaked, ashamed of myself for the noise.

"Does Loki need any particular kind of power source?" Steve asked.

"He'd have to heat the cube to 120-million Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier." Bruce answered.

"Unless Selvig has figure out how to stabilize the quantum tunneling effect." Tony added, and I had to hurry to keep up with him, moving to his right to hide as much as possible.

"Well, if he could do that, he could achieve heavy ion fusion at any reactor on the planet."

"Finally, someone who speaks English." Tony said, gesturing to Bruce.

"Is that what just happened?" Steve asked.

When their hands met, my stomach did fan girl flops. And when it does that… I tend to lose control of my mouth.

"But what's the strongest reactor right now, the one that hit very close to home?" Damn me, don't move away from Stanner, move towards it.

They ignored me for the moment, thank god.

"It's good to meet you again, Dr. Banner. The first time we can actually, truly, speak with each other. Your work on antielectron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."

Bruce's face showed his sadness. "… Thanks." He said softly.

"No homo, right?" I asked, pointing to them both, causing them to blush.

"Ah, who am I kidding?" I laughed, bursting from my hidden spot on Tony's shoulder.

"ALL OF THE HOMO!" I yelled.

Fury, of course, decided to walk in at that exact moment, making me quickly go back to hiding beside Tony.

"Dr. Banner is only here to track down the cube."

"And have sex with Tony." I added loudly.

"Miss Spades, would you please remove yourself from beside Tony?" Fury sighed.

My grip tightened on Tony's arm slightly. He noticed.

"It's alright, Fury." Tony admonished.

Fury scowled. "I was hoping you 2 might join him."

I popped up like a whack-a-mole.

"Me?"

"Yes, you. You have an IQ of 186, I'm pretty sure you could figure it out."

"Oh. Ok." I said hiding back down, then sprang back up.

"Wait, how did you know my IQ?"

-Spades-

Lying on the new couch in the lab with a folder in my hands I discreetly watched my boys work.

Yeah, you heard right. My boys.

I foggily let my hindbrain figure out everything for me as sleep tried to take over.

Bruce's yelp of pain made my mind suddenly go sharp.

"Hey!" I heard Steve.

"Nothing?" Tony asked.

"Are you nuts?" Steve asked him.

"Pretty sure he's a back of cashews." I said, looking up at Steve slightly.

Bruce gave a chuckle.

"You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret?" Tony asked.

"Mellow jazz, bongo drums, huge bag of weed?" I had to give 1 short, squeak of a laugh. Damn, I keep squeaking, what am I, a mouse?

"Is everything a joke to you?" Steve asked Tony.

"Funny things are."

"Threatening the safety of everyone on this ship isn't funny."

I decided I'd steal Bruce's line, sort of, lying back again with my eyes closed and hands under my head, arms pointed up in a relaxed position, file about to fall on the floor.

"Oh, lighten up, Captain Froyo. If he couldn't handle pointy things he wouldn't have gotten on board."

My tongue flicked up for a split second, the taste of all three men lingering a moment before disappearing from my mouth.

"Captain Froyo. I like that." Tony said after, laughing slightly.

Steve glared at me.

Now I know I'm not a Mary Sue; Hill doesn't like me, Coulson doesn't like me, Fury only stands me, Thor doesn't know what to think, and I'm pretty sure to Steve I'm just another Tony he'll have to live with.

I wonder what Clint and Wade will think?

I think Bruce and Tony like me. Natasha is on the iffy side as well.

And if they do really get to know me, will I have to tell them the truth? My whole truth?

Will they still accept me?

"What do you think?" When silence met Tony's question, I looked up to all 3 staring at me.

"Oh, me?!" I cried.

"Yes, you. You weren't even listening!" Tony accused, and I went back to laying back comfortably and waving my hand in a dismissive manner, eyes closed.

"Fury was trying to use the Tesseract to make weapons- I don't need to listen to your banter to figure that ou-!"

A feeling deep in my gut that something was going to happen startled me, my words dying away. Instinct kicked in and I twisted to my stomach down, sliding off the couch and sending me across the room next to Steve just as Deadpool himself landed on the couch so hard the legs snapped.

"Oh, my couch!" I whined.

"How did you know that would happen?" Steve asked, watching me in confusion.

My beating heart started to calm and I stood up.

"Sorry about the couch…" Wade said, looking down at my couch with slight apprehension. He ran out the room speaking to himself.

"And you wanted him on the team…" Tony said, giving me a look.

I shrugged, and Steve rolled his eyes at us.

"Just find the cube."

He left, and I walked over to my couch.

"I need a new one already…" I whined.

This is 59:10 minutes into the movie, if you wanted to know. Please review, follow, and favorite. See you in the next one.

And also, please tell me what worlds you would like her to go in after. After the movie will be their lives living together in her mansion. So, yeah!