HI SASHA!

Dipper Pines life was nowadays the same exact routine going over and over and over every single day. The day stared pretty normally, first he would wake up in Grunkle Stans shack, eat breakfast, but that's as far as his normal would go. After breakfast he would help with The Mystery Shack, a total tourist trap and then something as ordinary as fishing would turn into being stuck on an abandoned island and chased by a sea monster. It had happen before.

But he also had to put up with his crazy (literally) twin sister, and try to impress his 15 year old crush, Wendy Corduroy.

Dipper Pines was 13 years old, but his level of control over his life was worse than any other 13 year Old's, he might have been Super Man that had just swallowed a pound of kryptonite, considering what Dipper had to go through practically every single day with the level of power he had over it .

Yes, Dipper Pines would sometimes wish his parents hadn't sent him and his twin sister to Gravity Falls. But things were about to change.

And his wish would change with it.

Mabel Pines, the most energetic person in her family, crazy too. But she saw the good in everyone and everything, probably because she acted (and thought) so childishly. And younger children are not old enough to even know bad, much less believe, people are capable of it.

Though, you would have thought, that after all the monsters and all the little evil creature/people she had come across she would have grown up, just a little. No, she stayed the same. Even after getting the responsibility of a pet pig, Waddles, she didn't grow up. Some people might even say she became more of a child! But all in all, Mabel was a good person to have watching your back, and a (sort of) good twin sister to Dipper.

Yes, she was a loyal companion. Good at making people come out of their blue funk, or sleepiness.

Which was very useful this particular day.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!" "Mabel, slow down! You're going to kill us!" "But I don't even know how to drive this thing!" "WHAT! Mabel how could you! Walking would have been safer than this!" "Stop insulting me! I'm trying to drive!" "Key work there: Trying. Yo-" "ROAR!" "WAAAAAAHH!"

Unfortunly for the twins, this particular type of monster that they had gotten to chase them finally showed some brain. It had decided to jump, leaving barely an inch between itself and the mystery cart. Dipper turned around and catching sight of what the monster had done, grabbed the stirring wheel and swerved to the right. Crashing straight into the woods but no longer being chased be Mr. Monster.

The cause of that was that the so called ''bright'' monster was not at all bright. It had only managed to stop yard in front of were the cart had gone off the dusty and rocky road. But what showed it was really dumb, was that the monster didn't retrace its steps back the yards, and started searching to the left.

Heck, it didn't even try to use its' nose, and from the way it had used it early, it defiantly had a powerful sense of smell.

And yes, it was easy to pull the cart out the forest, turn on the engine and drive the way the twins had been chased by the monster ( so they could get on another path and get home) till they were out of sight, all while not disturbing the very stupid monster.

"Why so blue, little Dipper?" Wendy asked the younger boy, who was slumped in his seat head on the table and had not moved ever since he had walked through the Mystery Shack door, accompanied by a much more cheerful girl.

"Mabel nearly killed us today, again!" Dipper complained, still not moving.

"Well, that might explain why you two are cover in sticks, dirt and who knows what else" Wendy replied, taking a seat across Dipper, and kicking her feet up. Which finally propelled him to lift his head. "So, what was it this time? Getting engaged to Gnomes, statues coming to life and ready for vengeance and Mabel not bothering to tell anyone, or C, something new."

"The classic, we got chased by a huge monster, and only managed to get away because the monster wasn't all that smart. But," Dipper said, stretching the word out "Mabel was the one who woke the monster in the first place and she tried to drive the golf card, but she doesn't even know how to drive! While we were being chased by the angry monster!

Wendy just stared at Dipper for a moment, looking stunned. Then she loosened up, "hey you guys go face to face with the paranormal, nearly 24/7, and it's rare for those meetings to be all tea & talking about the weather. Personally I don't blame the girl to try to it into fun.'' Wendy Then tilted her head and looked out the window.'' Also explains why the golf card is so messed up," She Turns back to Dipper, her brow in a slight frown "might want to get that fixed before Stan see's it"

Dipper Sighed looking at the busted cart," ya, think Soos could fix it up" Wendy snorted in response "Totally"

The older girl got up from her seat, ready to get back to (fake) working, only to be stopped by Dipper grabbing her arm. "Do you think I should stop letting Mabel eat raw sugar before going on one our… well, hunts?"

"You defiantly should, or else you little helper might have a hard time telling apart what's real and what's not." Wendy answered, giving him a small smile before pulling her hand out of Dipper's grip & leaving. Dipper emitted a small grin himself, Wendy had nicknamed Mabel his 'little helper' ever since she had learned about his growth spurt, and that he was officially taller than Mabel by more than 1 centimeter. Finally, after that whole "little Dipper" accident, he deserved a growth spurt.

Wendy was right he should stop letting Mabel eat so much sugar, speaking of which, were did Mabel even get all that sugar from?

Dipper was harshly yanked out of his thoughts by a plunger being shoved in his face. Dipper jerked back in surprise before following with his eyes the handle of the tool, and ended up looking at a stern-faced Grunkle Stan. "kid you're cleaning the toilets" Stan carelessly dropped the plunger on the table, then turned to Wendy pointing a second plunger at her " you too"

"Woe, no way. Last time I went in there, I saw tiny little, gray things in there, swimming. plus it smells worse then a swamp filled with decaying bodies." Wendy said backing away from her boss. Stan scowled and rubbed his nose in annoyance," yeesh, fine. The kid does it alone" Dippers eyes went wide, "w-wait WHAT, Grunkle Stan!" but the man was already out the door, Dipper sighed and trudged in defeat toward the bathrooms.

well my day just got #$%&^* worse.

well that's all for now almost done with chapter 2 and have a plot idea for three, after that I'm screwed, newest ep for gravity falls aired today, but I don't got Disney channel, and the ep is not on the internet yet so I think I wasted a good half hour in watching old ep of gravity falls, man I love that show ALSO TELL ME IF YOU ARE AGAINST CURSE WORDS, SINCE THIS IS RATED TEEN I WILL MOST LIKELY PUT CURSE WORDS IN HERE AND I DONT WANT TO UPSET ANYONE BUT COME ON THESE PEOPLE ARE TEENS AND ADULTS( tHE PINES TWINS ARE 13 HERE)