A/N: Ohayo Gozaimasu! Please excuse my long absence, but school's out and I'm back! This is a longer one, so I hope that compensate for the long absence, and as I said, school's out, and I'm inspired, so there will be more coming soon, Thank you for all the "favorites" and "updates" and I hope you continue to enjoy. Now w/o further ado, here's
Act 7
"Hey, Uri-kun, I got something disturbing, I don't know if I should tell you or not." Ichigo stumbled.
"Hmm?" Uryuu looked up from his book, "Well, you already started, might as well tell me."
"It's just…." Ichigo started hesitantly, "I had this really weird, awkward, disturbing dream."
"Okay," Uryuu flashed Ichigo a suspicious look, "tell me about it."
"Umm….okay….but don't be mad and don't creep out okay? But…..I dreamt of…..your dad."
Now Uryuu was curious,
"You dreamt of Ryuuken?"
"Uh-yeah," Ichigo replied awkwardly, "well it's just that….now I'm in no way attracted to your dad, I mean that would just be wrong, cuz you know, he's my dad's age and your dad and all…." Ichigo ranted
"Out with it Kurosaki." Uryuu cutted in coolly.
"Welll…uh…you see….now this is just a dream but….uhm…" Ichigo stutterd
"Out with it, Kurosaki." Uryuu repeated, preparing his Quincy bow.
"D'AHHH…I-dreamt-I-slept-with-your-father." Ichigo said in one breath.
Uryuu was stunned,
"What? You slept with him? As in, had sex with him?"
"I know it's wrong and weird, but the weirdest part was, I was bottom and I actually liked it!" Ichigo confessed in another breath.
Uryuu's nerve twitched in his temple as he raised his Quincy bow and aimed for Ichigo's heart and fired
"YOU SLEPT WITH MY FATHER!"
Ichigo used shunpo and dodged out of the way,
"IT WAS ONLY A DREAM!"
Uryuu kept firing,
"They say that you dream of things you wish for during the daytime, you sick….perverted….incestuous…bastard!"
"Technically it's not incestuous," Ichigo reasoned, "Because he's not biologically related to me."
"I DON'T CARE, YOU BASTARD!"
"OY! Ururu, use your Senren Batsatsu Taihou!" came Jinta's voice
"Uhm…Okay." Came Ururu's meek voice.
BABOOM, Ururu mounted and fired her Spirit Canon directly at the boys, causing them to jump and duck for cover.
"OY! If you're gonna have a Lover's Quarrel, bring your fight away from the Urahara shop, we have a business to run you know!" Jinta scolded the older boys.
"For once I agree with Jinta-kun, please don't fight outside our shop." Tessai added, coming up from behind the kids.
"Yeah," Urahara walked out, "and beside, dreaming of your significant other's parents is very common."
"It is?" Ichigo and Uryuu cried in shock.
"Yes, it just means that you see something in your partner's father, which you want to see in him."
"EH?"
Urahara gave his perverted smile,
"Perhaps Kurosaki-san wants to see your dominant side, Ishida-san."
"Shut up, damn pervert!" both boys swung at him, both beet red.
"Our bedroom manner is none of your business, Bakayarou!" Ichigo cried
"Am I wrong then?" Uahara pressed on
"SHUT UP!" both boys yelled at him.
"Alright, alright, not that I'm really interested anyway." Uahara replied.
"Super…Jinta…..ATTACK!" Jinta cried and fly at Ichigo knocking him down.
"ACK! What was that for, you little bastard!" Ichigo cried still down on the ground
Jinta folded his arms across his chest and stomps on Ichigo's face
"That's for Freeloader, cheater!"
Ichigo raised his hand and stopped Jinta's assaulting foot,
"Ma-te! What's this gotta do with Renji, and how am I a cheater?"
Jinta launched a fist that struck Ichigo square in the face,
"Wasn't Renji the one you're supposed to be with? Bakaryou!"
Ichigo didn't know to be angry or to laugh, the half-pint had obviously really taken to Renji and drew his own conclusion about their relationship.
"ahh, it's nothing like that Jinta-kun!" Ichigo laughed
"Are you sure about that, Kurosaki?" Uryuu cutted in
"eeeh?" Ichigo looked up confused
"Don't act stupid, Bakka! Everyone saw how close you two were." Uryuu fidgeted with his glasses
"Now hold on a minute," Ichigo snaps, standing up and dusting himself off, "Renji's just a good friend and you know it, you're just as close to him as I am!"
"Are you suggesting I screw around with him like you do!"
"What the heck gave you that idea!" Ichigo cried, temper flaring, "I'm SAYING he's a good rival and a good comrade, you've fought alongside him just as much as I have!"
"Tch, whatever, we were rivals too weren't we? And aren't we together, now?" Uryuu snaps
"Yes, We're together! I'm glad you realize that, YOU are my boyfriend, you're the only one I'm with, stop being so insecure and just accept that!" Ichigo fired back
"Tch, whatever!" Uryuu huffed and turned to walk away
"Oy! Uryuu! Stop doing this! Let's talk!" Ichigo called and started after him.
Just like those to two Urahara thought to himself, "Oy, oy, this is troublesome" he sighed, "look like you started another fight for them, Jinta-kun."
Jinta looked apologetic, but then just looked away and huffed when Urahara looked at him,
"I was just saying, even I could see there was something going on with that strawberry and Freeloader."
"It's not that simple, Jinta-kun, there are lots of different layers of love, you'll get it when you're older."
Jinta was quiet, and then suddenly ran off after Ichigo and Uryuu.
"Oy! Oy! Jinta-kun, where are you going!" Urahara called out
"To apologize to Strawberry Head!" Jinta called back
"I don't think that's exactly-" Urahara started, but Jinta was out of sight already. Urahara shared a chuckle with Tessai, "I better go after them."
A/N : Hope you enjoyed, as always R&R please, and keep an eye out for the next chapter. Bai Bai!