Ivory's name is Ivory, guys, not Mary Sue! Chill your dill! Draco loves her blah blah blah that's why he's acting so differently blah blah blah.

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"Draco, what the frickity fracks are you doing?!"

Draco didn't answer but he stopped his car and walked out of it. I got out too.

"What the frick fracking hick hecks?!" I asked angrily.

"Ivory?" he asked.

"What?!" I said.

Draco leaned in super close and I looked into his prep-ilicious blue eyes. It revealed so much deep emotion and happiness. Then...he kissed me passionately! He climbed on me and we started making out against a tree, the bark cutting into my skin. He took off my top and I took off his clothing in return, although i struggled with the sweater tied around his neck. I almost strangled him, turns out he's into that. I even took off my bra. Then he put his bear in my cave. And we sexual-ed!

"Oh! Oh! Oh!" I screamed. I was starting to get an orgasm despite for having sex for only a few seconds. We started to kiss everywhere and my bronze body was warm. And then...

"What the hik-heks are you doing you motherlovers!"

It was...Dumbledore!

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