Hey you! I thought I'd unwind from writing a monster of a research paper and three tests by writing this.


The next day I woke up in my canopy bed. I put on a bright ink miniskirt that had Hillary Duff's face on the butt and a pink tee shirt from AE that had 'Prep' on the front in rhinestones. I put some pink rose earrings in my ears and dyed some pink streaks in my hair.

In the Great Hall, I ate some Fruit Loops with liquefied pixie dust in it and a glass of milk. Suddenly someone bumped into me! The pixie dust got all over my shirt and sparkled everywhere!

"Hey, douche-canoe!" I shouted. I regretted saying it when I looked up because I was looking into the dace of a tanned boy with short brown hair that was spiked up a little in the front. He wore a baby blue polo shirt and khakis. He had a beautiful English accent. He didn't wear glasses and his scar was turned into an eagle like the logo for AE. He was so hot just like Justin Timberlake. I got all red and hot but I cooled it down because I didn't want to get a lady boner.

"I'm so sorry," he said shyly.

"That's alright. What's your name?" I asked.

"My name is Harry Potter, although, most people just call me Pixie-Boy these days," he grumbled.

"Why?!" I exclaimed for some reason.

"Because I'm really into Pixies." He winked.

"Well, I'm a pixie!" I confesses.

"No way, really?!"

"Yeah!" I roared, causing everyone int he Hall to jump as though they'd heard a lion or something.

We sat down for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and said he ahd a surprise for me. So I went with him.

thu end