Yoo here's some more stuff. I'm waiting for a livestream to start and I have no work to do. I was kidding when I said 'thu end' in the last chapter. I just felt like adding it. I'm far from done. I hope to write the entire fanfic, maybe add my own ending and do that hacked ending, in prep-form.
Is this where I cry that Ivory isn't a Mary Sue? Pfft of course she's no- *chokes on words*
Draco and I held our sun kissed hands with pink nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing bunnies on my nails with white and red nail polish. I waved to Pixie Boy. He looked suave yet sad. Maybe he was jealous I was dating Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then...we started to put our tongues in each others faces and took off each other's clothing with enthusiasm. He felt me up before I took off my top. Then I took off my feathery Victoria's Secret bra before taking off his khaki shorts. We went ont he bed and started to make out naked. Then he put his giggily wiggily in mine and we had sexuals.
"Ooh Draco!" I shouted, getting an organism. Then I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's left butt cheek. A big red heart with a frilly outside and int he middle in black writing was "Pixie Boy Potter."!
I was pissed.
"You bastard!"
I jumped out of bed.
"No! No! You don't understand!" he pleaded but I knew too much.
"No, you moron!" I yelled at him. "You probably did the frick fracks in the bick back!"
I put on my clothes very angrily and stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a very biggily wiggily but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Pixie Potter's classroom. He was having a lesson with Snape and some other people.
"PIXIE BOY POTTER, YOU MOTHER TOUCHER!" I yelled.
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