Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room despite being nude and started begging me to take him back.

"Ivory, it's not what you think!" Draco moaned sadly.

My bestie C'hristmas Mary Smith smiled at me understandingly. She flipped her waist-length blonde hair and opened her purple eyes, she was wearing color contacts. She had sun kissed skin and was wearing some blush and mascara. We used to call her Hermione until we found out she and her parents were all born on December 25th so we just call her C'hristmas. As for the Mary part of her name? She's super saintly like the virgin Mary. And her mother remarried some guy with the last name Smith so her name is Smith instead of Granger now.

"What is it that you desire, you barnacle heads!" Snape snapped coldly. I ignored him.

"Pixie, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I yelled at him.

Everyone gasped.

Suddenly Ivory's mind was switched with Draco's but neither of them cared and Draco thought while in Ivory's body.

I don't know why she's so mad at me. I went out with Pixie Boy (I'm bi and so is Ivory because bi is fly) for a while but then he broke up with me. He then went out with some weird emo chick named Ebony. We were just good friends at this point. He had gone through a weird emo phase but now he's preppy and cool like us now.

And the brain switch happened again.

"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" Pixie said.

"Yeah, sure, whatever! Screw all of you, I'm outtie!" and I sprinted away. I stumbled my way into the Forbidden Forest and collapsed against the tree where I did the sex with Draco. I began to sob, the glittery tears sticking to my face like glue.