Should I start spelling the names wrong? I wish I had made Ivory a normal person who lives through all this stupid stuff, just confused and trying to get a decent education. She actually makes a lil sense in this chapter!

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I was about to fly myself into a wall or something because of this. I shouldn't want to kill myself but I couldn't go on without him.

"NO!" I thought Hagrid had screamed in all caps. But it was Pixie Boy. He screamed more. "Nooooo my scar huuuurrtttssss!" and then...his eyes rolled up and you could only see his whites!

I stopped.

"How did you know?" I asked stupidly.

"I saw it! And my scar turned back into a lightning bolt!"

"Now way!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have the scar anymore!" I shouted.

"I do. But changed it into the AE logo for me and I always cover it up with lots of spray on tan stuff," he replied. "Anyway, my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me!" he said for some reason. "Then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco. He and Voldemort are doing some kind of BDSM bondage stuff."

I teleported to the school nurse's office to recover from my low glitter levels. Snape and Loopen and Hairygrid were there too. They were going to Saint Mango's, a mango plantation, to live out their days laboring among the mango trees for being pervs. Dumbledore was constipated and promised to destroy the video of me naked later. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hairgrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of black roses. I felt weirded out and pushed him out of my bed.

He dusted himself off and stood by me.

"Ivory, I need to tell you something!" he said very seriously. He gave me the roses.

"Nah." I told him. "Why would you give me these ugly dead things anyway? I don't like freaks like you!" I snapped. Hargrid had mean to me before for being so preppy and cute.

"No Ivory, they aren't roses," he said.

"What are they then? Are they preps too?" I asked because he had brought me dead roses.

"I saved you big time!" he yelled.

"No you didn't! You saved me from being like Kim Kardashian!"

"I stopped it from being viewed by Snape and Loopin who was going to masturbate to it." he muttered.

"Whatever!" I scoffed.

He pointed his wand at the roses. "These aren't roses." He then looked at them intensely. Then he started to mutter, "I'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 dollars in my pocket."

"That's not a spell, that's a Macklemore song," I said, I'm so smart.

"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cords!" Then he started to screech, "Theo Storii Ofo Uso Taylorio Swiftio!"

I covered my ears; my ear drums rattled.

Then the roses burst into flames. Pink flames that were pink and floating! And they were pink! I knew he wasn't some goth freak now!

"Ok, I believe you. Where is Draco?"

He rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flames but couldn't see anything.

"You see, Ivory," DumbleDORK said, watching me watching the flames watching Hargrid. "You must find yourself to see into the flames!"

"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF, YOU STUPID GEEZER!"Hargrid yelled. DUMBledorelooked angry.

Hargrid stormed off to his bed. 'You're a liar, Dumbledora!"

Anyway, when I got better I went upstairs and put on a pink tee shirt that said Angel in white curly letters and black booty shorts and pink ballet flats. Then I put on a bunch of colorful bracelets and put my hair up in a pink hair bow. Then I put on some pink lipstick and white eye shadow with some pink too and then blush.

"You look so bonita, hija!" C'hristmas Mary said cheerfully. "Thankies, you too!" I said ecstatically back. I was still sad so I cried more in my room and the glitter got everywhere again. I cried in my bathroom and closed the blinds so no pervs looked. I went to some classes. Pixie Boy was in the Hair of a magical creature. I pulled him out of there and he looked sad that Draco was gone. He had crawled into a Troll's hair out of sadness.

"Hi," he said sadly.

"Hi back," I said.

We both looked at each other for a while. Pixie had such pretty eyes, so much like Draco's. Then...he started to put screws in my lady stuff.

"STOP THAT, YOU FREAKS!" shouted Professor McGoogle who was watching us so was everyone else. How long have they been here?

"You douchebag, Pixie!" I slapped him. "Stop trying to put screws in me! You know Draco is the only one allowed to do that!" Then I ran away.

Suddenly he screamed. I looked back, confused.

"Nooo my scar hurts!"

I walked slowly back up to him. His eyes rolled up and you could see the whites of his eyes.

"Wait, didn't this happen before?" I asked.

"My scarrrrrr!"

"Uh, don't you no longer have that?" I asked, unsure what else to say.

"I do but Winston changed it into the AE logo for me and I always keep bronzer on it." he replied. "My scar hurts! Then I had a vision of what's happening to Draco...Voldemo-"

"BDSM type stuff?"

He looked at me in shock.

"Y-yeah- how did you..."

"IDK."