Writing this makes me feel better and less stressed. Right now I'm unable to finish the movie I was supposed to write a paper about. It's getting worked out but the paper is due tomorrow at 10. I could always wing it and I probably will. I've passed many a papers doing that. I know, it's my fault for putting it off.
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"Ivory! Ivoryyyy!" Draco shouted. "No, please come back!"
But I was too full of blind, unnecessary anger.
"Whatevs! Now you can go and have sexuals with Pixie Boy!" I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed the pink door decorated with blue and green butterflies and locked it with my pink pit bull key. He was so hawt in a way that looked nothing like Draco and Pixie. I cried and blubbered. I threw my arms around and stomped my feet. Then I drank some liquefied glitter. Then I looked at my pink jeweled watch and notice it was time for Biology class, even though this is a magic school.
(At this point I'm just looking up Mean Girls and describing their outfits) I put on a a white mini skirt with pink polka dots and a black tank top that said 'Bling Bling' in fancy letters on my boobs. I put on some pink high heels and lots of pink make up and bronzer. I put my hair up in a cute pony tail. Anyway, I went downstairs feeling mad. I did some advanced Biology work because I'm a smart lil cookie. I was turning a cute fluffy bunny into a cute fluffy duckling. Suddenly it turned into Draco!
"Ivory, I love you!" he said. "I don't care what those freaks think! You are the most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I was about to become a goth. Now I just wanna be with you and stay a prep foreva! I love youuUU!" Then he broke out into song. He sang That's What Makes You Bootyfool by 1D. Right there. In front of the whole class. His voice was so hawt like Lil Wayne and Drake and Chris Brown all in one.
"OMG OMG OMG!" I said as he finished. Some freaks stared at us but we stuck out our tongues at them.
"I love you!" I screeched into the sky. We began to kiss like Hillary Duff (omg omg love herrr) and CMM in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. Loopin shouted at us all the way from the mango plantation but he stopped because everyone was clapping at us like you would at a cat that did something bad. Then I saw a poster saying Lorde would be having a concert in Hogsmede right then. We looked shocked and then we ran there as quick as possible.