I've been looking forward to this chapter. Anyways, u suk raina u dint give bak sweterr omggggg i hateee uuuuu aahhhhhh nywya thnx high school and college for teaching me Spanish.

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We skipped happily to Hogsmede. There was huge stage randomly int he street and there was Lorde singing with a band to back her up. She was singing Royals. She looked so hawt up close. Even Draco thought so, I could see he was getting a bit excited in the pantaloons but it didn't matter because I knew that were the only ones for one another. Until Pixie is brought up then that it's a different story. I was wearing a neon pink tube dress and pink high heels. Draco wore an Abercrombie polo shirt and Hollister jeans. Along with some socks and flip flops. We did a mouth battle. We danced. And we sang. And we had a really really really good time. We ran to the front only to find Lorde tugging at her face. She wasn't Lorde at all! She was...VOLDEMORT! AND THE BAND MEMBERS WERE DEATH DEALERS!

"What the frickles, Draco, I'm not going to the concert with you!" I shouted angrily, my shock fading as I turned on Draco. Voldemort was confused and looked at the Death Dealers in surprise and they shrugged in return.

"Not after what happened to me last time? Even if it was 1D and you know how much I like them!"

"What, because we...ya'know..." he mumbled. He was uncomfortable because he didn't like to talk about our special screw ceremony.

"Yeah! 'Cause we ya'know'ed!" I yelled.

Voldemort's confusion turned into anger.

"You idio-"

His voice was drowned out.

"We won't do it again!" he promised, despite the numerous times we did in the past. "This time we are gonna go with an escort!"

"A hooker?!"

"No!"

"Whatevs! Are you some kinda freak now?!"

"NOOO!" he yelled.

"Ivory, I'm not, I swear. Please come with me!" and he sang 'Roar' by Katy Perry. I was flattered because it was just for me.

"Ok. I guess I will go with you then." Then we did another face battle while we went back to Hogwarts and I went to my room.

C'hristmas was standing in the middle of my room.

"Que paso, chica!" she said happily. (My Spanish teachers would be so proud of me. They speak Spanish. That's 'what's up' in Spanish.)

"By the way! Smith, that stupid emo freak, omg yeah she was totes actually emo and stuff, got expelled! She failed all her classes and failed math!" (I HATE YOU RAINAAAAAAA).

"It serves that little sloot right!" I laughed.

Well anyhow we were in the mood for popcorn and movies so we had some poppycorn and watched Mean Girls.

"Maybe Smith will die!" I said like this was a normal thing to say casually.

"Que lindo." C'hristmas shook her head happily. "Oh yeah I have something to tell you. After she was expelled I killed her and then Loopin did the frickles with her body because he's into that."

"Que lindo!" I replied, again, as if this were a normal casual thing to talk about. We talked to each other silently, we read each other's lips in other words, for the rest of the movie.

"Hey, I'm totes gonna go to a Lorde concert in Hogsmede with Draco tonight!" I said.

"OMG let's go shopping!"

"Forever 21, right?!" I said as I took out my membership card.

"nAH."

My head snapped up at break neck speed (if only...).

"WAT!?" I couldn't believe this. "Are you some kind of freak?!"

"Nuuu nuuu!" she laughed. "I found a neat lil prep store! near Hogglewarts, that's all."

"Who told you about it?" I decided to grill her for some reason.

"Dumbdork." She smiled. "I'll call out brooms."

"DUMBLEDORE!?"

"Yep. I saw a map of Higsmeade on his desk. Let's go!"

We went into a lot of cute preppy store open only for the concert for some reason. The sales dude was sooo hawt like Drake but that isn't possible. He gave us some clothes. "These are for the cool preps only." He had the hottest Valley Girl/Boy accent ever.

"The cool preps?" we asked him.

"Yas, you wouldn't believe how many lame-os come in here. The other day Loopin and Snape were buying a frilly pink camera pouch." He shook his head. "I don't know how they escaped the mango plantation."

"OMG NUU THEY'RE GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I screeched at the top of my lungs while running across the store, totally not overreacting. I was wearing a pink jeweled bustier with a matching pink skirt that was jeweled at the hips and went to my ankles and they had slits that started nearly at the hips. I also had on some gold sandals.

"Omg gurl you look soo gorgeous in that!" the dude said.

"Yeah, so totes sexy!" C'hristmas exclaimed.

"You know what, gurl, I'm gonna give you that for free because you look so great in it, babe!" (Boy do I wish that was the case in real life). "Hey, are you going to the concert tonight?" he asked.

"Yas, actually, I am." I looked back at him. "By the way, I'm Ivory Li'ght RIver Smile CEE Way! (totes didn't just add my name in that). What's yours?"

"Tom Riddilick!" he said as he ran his fingers through his hawt blonde hair. "Maybe I'll see you there tonight."

"Uh, nah, 'cause I have a boyfriend. Ugh. Freak!" I yelled. But before he could beg me to luv hem Hargrid flew in on his broomstick worried.

"Omigawsh, Ivory, you gotta get back to the castle, like now!"