I have something fabulous planned for the final chapter I will write. It's a while away but I'm so excited. It'll actually be pretty gory so yeah...I don't wanna spoil it but it involves a battle and people dying. I won't tell you more.

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Tom Ritalin gave us some clothes for free. He said he would help us with make up if we wanted because he was into fashion (turns our he's in the bi fly squad). Hargrid kept shouting for us to go back to Hoggiwarts.

"Ugh, go suck on your wand, you freak!" I shouted back. Anyway, Zombie Smith rose from the grave to join us. Hagrid went away angry.

"Hey, bae, you look totes bonita!" she said, her jaw hung slack because she was now a zombie.

"You look totes bonita too, gurl!" I said back. She was wearing a pink long sleeved sweater two cover up the dead skin and stab wounds. She also wore tight pink skinny jeans to hold the skin together on the bottom half. She sprayed herself with spray on tan. She looked a babe-alicious orange, much better than the rotting green. She also wore 10 gallons of perfume. While she made people even lightly allergic to perfume die on the spot within 30 miles of her, it masked the decay smell well. We wore clothes pins on our noses around her now.

"So, you're going to the concert with Draco?" she asked.

"Yas."

"I'm going with Diabolo!" she said. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo showed up. They looked so hawt. They thought we were too, you could tell. Diabolo wore a tight white muscle shirt and jean shorts and sandals. He had a spray on tan. Draco had one too. He wore a blue AE shirt and blue jeans from AE. He was also wearing the cologne from AE I liked and bracelets from there too. C'hristmas Mary was going to the concert with Clancy. Clancey was called Navel at first but it turns out that his parents were emo goth vampire freaks and he was relieved to find out they died. He came to our awesome preppy side. He wore a pair of pink shorts and a white button up shirt and he looked so hawt. We call him, of course, Clancy now. We got into Draco's flying car and flew off to the concert. On the way we snorted heronie, injected marijuanas, and other drug activities. Draco and I did a face fight while he drove, he almost hit an old lady on the side of the road! We made fun of freaks and soon we were there. I gasped.

Lorde looked so pretty! She was prettier in person! Her curly black hair and pretty eyes! We twerked as she sang. Then suddenly Lorde pulled off her face and the people in the band did so as well...COLDEMORT AND THE DEATH DEALERS!

"You idio-" he paused and looked to a death dealer beside him. "I am getting the most wicked sense of deja vu."

He turned his attention back to us. "You have failed to kill Pixie Boy! You must die...along with all your friends!"

"Nu, nuu, nuu plz nuuu!" we begged as he drew a dagger.

Suddenly a weird old man flew in on his broomstick. He had a long black beard and loooooong black hair. He was wearing a black robe that had some punk freak chick on the back and the words 'Avril Lavinge" on the front. He shot at Voldemort with a spell and he vanished. It was...DUMBDORK!