I woke up the next day in my canopy bed. I got out of it and put on some aqua eye shadow and eye liner and light pink lipstick and more bronzer. I put on a bright red mini skirt and white crop top that said 'tease' in rhinestones on the boobs. I was wearing a white belly ring that had my initials on it. Yes. Every initial in my name. All of them.

(The night before, Draco and I went to the school after Dumbledore chased Voldemort away. We flew there on our brooms, despite the fact that we had driven there. Mine was pink with frilly unicorns all over it. Draco had a blue one with 1D on it. We did the frickle frackle to a Backstreet Boys song.

Anyway, I went down to the Great Hall. The walls were painted black and the tables were too! There were posters of freak emo bands everywhere like Marilyn Manson and Linkin Park.

"Ugh what is all this crap?!" I shouted, going to sit with C'hristmas Mary and Smith. C'hristmas was wearing pink skinny jeans with a tight pink shirt that said 'Baby' on it in pretty writing. Smith wore a red tube dress and red stilettos. Pixie Boy, Clancy, and Draco came. We talked about who was hotter, Iggy A., Nicki Minaj, or Ariana Grande.

The answer is all of them.

"They are so fab!" Neville Clancy said. Then a freaky looking old dude with a black beard came. He was the same one who chased away Voldemort! He had pale skin and was wearing black make up.

"DUMBLEDOREEEE?!" we all gasped.

"What the heckies?! I thought he was just wearing that to scare away VOLDEMORT!" I screamed.

"Hello, everyone." He was so cheery for a freak! "As you can see, I gave he roo a make over. What do you think?"

Everyone else, such emo freaks, cheered. While we, the cool prep crowd, looked around with distaste. We couldn't believe they had taken over.

"By the way, call me Alberto!" he called as he left.

"Ugh what a gross old freak!" Draco screeched. We went to Transformation class. I held Draco's hand. Pixie Boy looked jelly. I could see him glowing with envy. But I didn't say anything.

"I bet it's a mid life crisis!" Smith bellowed.

I was so angry!