I was plotting taking over the school from the freaks. What was Dumbdork thinking?! I had something to look forward too, though. Lorde personally postponed her concert just for me and my friends. Just us. We're that special.
Anyway, I went to the common room to cut class. Draco was acting secretive. I asked what it was and he got steamed and cried a little.
"Nobody understands me!" he screeched as his hair got into his eyes. He was wearing blue cargo shorts, a white tank top, and sandals. I was wearing a pink silk low cut dress with lace all over it and white high heels and a heart belly ring. My hair was up in a cute ponytail.
"Excuuuuuse me?!" I growled, the demon rumbling deep inside me. "What about me?!"
"B-b-b-b-but-"
"NO 'BUT', YOU BASTARD!"
"It's not what it looks like! Why are you so mad? Wha-"
"Ugh you're such a selfish prick!" I got up and stormed away to the bathroom. He may not know why I was mad, but I did and I wasn't sharing why with raged against the door like a dog. I cried a little and flailed my arms around and stomped my feet and screamed. Why didn't this work here?! I started to smoke some rolled up pixie dust.
Suddenly Hagrid popped in.
"You gave me a fright!" I gasped, dropping my glitter-ette. "What are you doing in here?!"
Only it wasn't just Hargrid. Someone else popped in too! It was Dumbdork.
"Hey, I need to ask you something!" he said, pulling out his stupid goff purse. "What are you wearing to the concert?"
"Why are you going, you emo freak?!" I scoffed.
"Idk I thought Lorde was totes hawt and punk!"
"Uh, no, stupid, she is soo not. Maybe you should go to a A Day To Remember concert with those emo freaks in Slytherin."
He was so pathetic.
"Fine. I'll go ask Enoby instead. She's probably waaay cooler than you!" And he vanished.
Hargrid shrugged and said, "Draco has a surprise for you."