I spent the day wondering what this surprise might be. Meanwhile, I decided to put on a tight white skirt with pink zig zags. I put on a pink bustier and some cute bracelets with duckies and cats on them. I also put on a pair of white uggs. Lorde promised to do the concert again. Without Voldemort being there. I twerked around my room to Tennis Court in my bedroom all night, getting pumped. Suddenly someone knocked on the door. I got mad, turned off my music, and stomped to the door. I swung it open and saw Loopin.

"Whaaaaat are you doing here?"" I asked.

"Uh, well, I escaped from the mango plantation. I need to ask for some condoms," he asked.

"So you can frickle some underage girl? Nah." I slammed the door in his face.

"You suck!" he yelled from the other side.

Anyway, I went to put on some spray on tan. I also applied some fake eye lashes and pink eye shadow and blush and some red lip stick. Then I went into the hallway. Then...Snape and Loopin were fracking int he middle of the hall! And Dobby was watching!

I screamed in horror.

"OMG OMG OMG YOU IDIOT!" they screamed at me. Dobby ran away crying. Ugh these freaks!

"This is why you needed condoms?!" I yelled.

"You wouldn't give me any!" Loopin yelled back.

"Well you should've told me!" I yelled.

"You moron!" Snape began to scream in anger. Then I took out my iPhone 8 (my rich dad got me it for me waaaayyyy before it was to be released!) and took a picture of them. You could see they were naked.

"What was that for?!" they bellowed.

"So I can blackmail you freaks. Just in case you feel like ratting out my bae and I for fracking in the Great Hall then I can always show this to Dumbledore." I ran off. They chased me but I threw a band-aid from my arm at them and they shrieked and stopped running. I went outside to find Pixie Boy looking sooo hawt.

"Where is Draco?" I asked.

"Ah, that bastard? He told me he wasn't going." Vampire shrugged. "Come with me, babe. To the concert."

Then he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a white Mustang! He said his godfather got it for him. The license plate said 'Ivory4Eva' on the front. The back one said 'IvoryTheBae'.

I gasped.

We flew off to the concert hall. Lorde was singing and we ran to the crowd. Pixie Boy and I made out a bit and twerked. I gasped, looking at Lorde. She was so rad! I almost had an organism! Her voice filled the room. Then...I heard crying somehow over the crowd and Lorde. I turned to find Draco crying in a corner.