All day everyone talked about the Ministry of Magic. Anyway, onto something more important. Me. I woke up on that day in my canopy bed. I was wearing a cute lacy pink slip with flowers on it. I gasped. In front of me was C'hristms Mary, Pixie Boy, Winston, Clancey, and Smith!
I opened my beautiful ocean blue eyes because I was actually looking at them through my eye lids the whole time. Smith was wearing a (oh my lord here we go. Pray for me) a tight light blue AE top with pictures of pink roses on it. Under that was a poofy pink skirt with Nicki Minaj's face on it and pink flip flops. Pixie was wearing a swanky men's tank top that had a beach scene on it that said 'Salt Life' and tan colored cargo shorts and flip flops. Draco wore a white Drake tee shirt and blue jeans from AE. He looked so hawt omg like I can't even! C'hristmas Mary wore a cute tight neon pink tube dress with her boobers in view. Amanda (who is Ginny apparently) was there too. She wore a pair of pink booty shorts with hearts on them and a pink crop top and Keds. So were Crabbe and Goyle. It turns out that Amanda, Crabbe, and Goyle's dads were pixies. He found them after searching for his missing kids. He took very good care of them and taught them the preppy ways of living.
"Ohmahgaw!" I yelled and jumped up. "Why are you all here?!"
"ivory, something is wrong," Draco told me.
"Ok, but can I change first?" I scoffed.
"It's ok. We have to go now and you look muyyyy bonita anyway! You are so hawt!" Draco said ina sexy way.
'Oh, alright." I smiled back. "But you all have to tell me what's going on soon."
"I will, bb," he said.
So I put on some pink eyeliner, pink lipstick, pink eye shadow, more spray on tan, and blush. Then I came to wherever they were. We all went outside to the Great Hall and watched. An emo freak called Evillee Evilson was next to us. She wore a black mini skirt with chains all over it and fishnet things on her arms and legs and big clunky boots and a black My Chemical Romance shirt. We rolled our eyes at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledore. Rumbridge was there too.
"This cannot be!" she shouted in anger. "The school must be closed!"
"The Dark Lord is going to kill the students!" Cornelia Fudge yelled. Recently, Cornelius underwent the surgery to transition to a female. We are all very supportive of her and proud.
"You are not fit to be the principal any longer!" Rumbridge said. Boy, was that an understatement. "You are too old and your Alzheimers is worsening! You must retire or Voldemort will kill everyone!"
"Very well..." Dumbledore muttered. "But we cannot do this. We cannot close the school! There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is int he school! Her name is...IVORY LI'GHT RIVER SMILE WHATEVER WAY!"
We all gasped collectively.