The door opened and Proff. R and Cornelia stomped out angrily. They were followed by Dumbledork. Rumbridge noticed us and hit DumbDork and nodded at us.

"Miss. Way! What the [beep] are you doing?!" Rummy shouted.

"Oopsies, sorry, guys, she meant to say hi." Dumbdork smiled at us. "Come in, all of you."

We all went, very angry. The other students did too. I sat between Amanda and Draco and opposite Ch'hristmas Mary. Crabbe and Goyle started to make jokes about weight lifting. They both looked like Harry from 1D. I ate some Lucky Charms with liquefied glitter. Then I heard gun shots. I look back to find Pixie Boy and Draco, who apparently had gotten up, having a gun fight!

"Pixie Boy, Draco! What are you doing?!" I yelled.

"You bastard!" Draco screamed at Pixie. "I want to defecate next to her!"

"Nah! I'll do it!"

"Noooo way, she loves me! Not you!" Then Pixie jumped on Draco and they began to punch each other.

"Dumbdork yelled at them from afar.

"Hey, you kids, stop that!"

But they didn't stop.

SUDDENLY! A weird dude with red eyes and no nose, basically Voldemort, flew in on a broomstick. He had no nose, how's that for redundancy? He ore a gray robe too, like it matters. The window had broken upon his entry. Eville Evilson, that emo girl from earlier, started crying blood. Ew. Pixie and Draco stopped fighting and we all stopped what we were doing. e all collectively gasped. The room was now silent.

"Ivoryyyyyyy...Ivoooooryyyyyyyy..." Darth Vader said as he entered through he front door. Voldemort glared down at him and shot him to death with a convenient gun.

"Anyway," Voldemort said. "Ivory, you have failed your task! You shall die! ALL OF YOU!"

"No, please don't!" I begged on my knees.

"No! Kill him or I will kill him anyhow!" Then he flew away cackling. If I had known earlier that was what it took to make him go away I would've done it sooner.

I cried, the glitter sticking to my face again. Draco and Pixie comforted me. My eyes, for some reason, rolled up inside my head. I sure hope this looks super cute and not weird. I had a vision for no apparent reason! I saw lightning and Voldemort coming to kill Pixie and Draco trying to fend him off with dumbbells.

"Nooooooo!" I howled into the sky. I hoped I looked hawt and sexy doing that. Then I stopped having a vision.

"Ivory! Are you okay?!" Draco asked.

"Yeah. Sure. Whatevs," I said as I got up.

"It'll be ok, Ivory." Pixie said.

"No, no it won't be!" I bellowed in his face. Glitter ran down my cheeks. "What is going on?! What did you do, Eville?! Was this you!? Are you possessing me?!" I screamed at the blood-tear stained girl.

She just ran away.

"It's okay, babe," C'hristmas Mary said. "Maybe Prof. T knows what's going on."

I sniffled. "Ok, hoe."

I got up and went away.