I am so gonna do a parody of the forbiden fruit of edward cullen after this.


Everyone cried from joy. I had saved them! Everyone hugged me and showered me with praise. The nurse gave the guys some meds that somehow healed them.

"Let's go, Ivory," Proff. T said. She was wearing a tight white sundress with daises on it and white sandals. "I have to tell you my prediction."

I went with her. I smelled the halls as I followed her into a bright pink room. We sat down in front of crystal ball.

"Cee-I mean-Ivoryyyyy, I see dark times near!" she said darkly. "You must go back in time." She took out a time turner.

"When Voldemort was in Hogwarts be became so powerful because of a broken heart. Do you think he'd be the way he is if he'd fallen in love?" she asked. I shrugged and nodded.

"You must go back and seduce him! It is the only wayyyy. If he is still evil then you must murder him You can come to my room tomorrow and do it."

"Uh, okay," I said. I left and sighed.

"What happened?!" Draco and Pixie Boy asked.

"Yaass, what happened, giiirl?" Smith and C'hristmas asked.

I was about to tell them but there were too many people around. They were celebrating. Everyone was so proud of me but I just wanted to talk to Draco right now. They were cheering my name and reporters were clawing at each other to talk to me. A banner was put up. Lots of Goffick emos were hissing in the corner. A frilly pink cake had been brought out. Crabbe and Goyle set up some fireworks in the shape of Hillary Duff.

I splashed the invisibility Coke on Draco, me, and Pixie and we snuck out.