happy merry holidays and stuff!
We into into a pink room. The pink walls were pink and there were posters of cool bands and singers like Kelly Clarkson and Taylor Swift everywhere. There was a big, pink, frilly bed in the middle. There were three random chairs made of pixie dust and kitty plushies. I was wearing a tight pink halter top with frills on the boobers and a tight black mini skirt with Nicki Minaj's face on the butt and a pink thong underneath.
I saw on the one of the chairs. So did Draco and Pixie Boy.
"Are you ok?" Pixie asked, putting his hand on mine.
"Yasss...I guess so..." I sighed. Draco also put his hand on mine. I smiled at them with my cherry red lipstick that also tasted like cherries.
"The thing is...I have to seduce Voldemort. i have to go back in time."
Draco gasped. Pixie hugged him.
"It'll be ok, Ivory," someone said but I can't be bothered to tell you who. "But what about me? You're not going to break up with me, are you?"
"Of course not, bae!" I gasped in surprise.
"Rlly?" he asked.
"Sure. Whatevs."
We started to mouth battle. Pixie watched in a weird way.
Then Draco started to take off his blue #swag shirt and white shorts with yellow #yolo's all over them. He was so hawt. He replaced the Pixie Boy tattoo with one that said 'Ivory' instead. There were red roses all around it. He looked so much like Dean from Spoopernatural. Pixie took out his camera phone, I said it'd be cool if he recorded.
I took off my clothes. We were in for a wild ride. We mouth battled again as we climbed on the bed. He put screws in me while imitating Spock from Star Trek.
"I love you, sugar tits! Let me touch your special princesses parts ily!" he screamed while organisming. We stopped and stared into the camera for a while. Then suddenly...
"WHAT THE FRICLE FAKS ARE YOU DOING?!"
It was...Snape and Proff. G!
du n dun dunnnnnn