I'm currently in a Skype call and nobody is talking. So I decided to type to you more of this stuff. I hope you had rad holidays!
"Oh mah aNGELS IN HEAVEN!" we screamed collectively. Snape and Mc. G started to scream back at us in anger.
"Come with us, dorks!" Mc. G said and we followed her, butt naked, out of the room. Snape took some caramel out of his pocket and smeared it against the lens of the camera.
"What are you doing?!" Pixie shouted.
"Yeah, stupid, what are you doing with our camera?" Draco said. He was so hawt when he was being protective. "Dumbdork already knows your secret. If you do this again, you'll be sent back to Saint Mango's. So give it back!"
I read Snape's mind. He was thinking, "lol there's no way anyone will take him seriously."
"Shut up, all of you!" Mc. G yelled. She made us go into a weird room made out of white cinder blocks. Draco began to sob profusely. I cried too. Pixie wiped our eyes with his hands.
Then...for some reason, Snape and Pixie started to have a magic dual. Then they pulled out guns and shot at one another.
"STAWP!" then they all did. Because everyone has to listen to me. Mc. G did some kinky spell and we were suddenly wrapped up in chains! She took out a box of tools.
"OH NO SHE'S GOING TO GET KINKY!" I screamed.
"Ok, Snapy-poo, I'm gone!" Then she left. Snape began to laugh evilly. Pixie started to cry a lot.
"It's ok, Ivory," Draco said, even though I wasn't the one crying. "Evergreen is really good. The bubblegum? Anyway, remember that video you took of Snape?"
Snape laughed, Then he took out...a whip!1