Apparently, Sly forgot one of the earlier rules and made a disparaging remark concerning Dimitri's suit. Naturally, the iguana snapped.
"I am down in the dumps with your crackerjack comments on my bling! Sly Cooper, I fight you in a duel to the pain!"
Everyone stared at Dimitri for approximately fifteen seconds before Sly came up with a response.
"Did you just challenge me to a duel to the death?" he said.
"Non, duel to the pain, brother! Let's dance!"
Sly looked around at the other people in the safehouse, then back at Dimitri. "Dimitri," he said, sounding like he was choking on something, "do you even know what a duel to the pain is?"
"Ahhh…no."
The next rule appeared after everyone could breathe again.
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If you're going to challenge someone to a duel to the pain, make sure you actually know what a duel to the pain is.
~ The people who've actually watched The Princess Bride will laugh at you if you don't.
Sly, Bentley, Murray, Penelope, Carmelita and (surprisingly) the Guru couldn't stop laughing for an hour. Everyone else just looked on in confusion.
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You are not allowed to call in dead.
The lengths Salim was going to in order to get out of working were starting to verge on the absurd.
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You are not allowed to prank Sir Galleth with fake technology out of pop culture.
~ No matter how hilarious it is.
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached…I say, Sly, are you sure this will work?"
Sly grinned. "Of course."
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As you value your life and your reason, do not – I repeat, DO NOT – attempt to steal the Thievius Raccoonus.
~ You heard me. Don't do it.
~ At all.
Some master-thief-wannabe decided that the best way to get his skills up to par would be to steal the Thievius Raccoonus. Unfortunately for him, he hadn't gotten any farther than touching the book before he was cornered by six raccoons with this look in their eyes.
The doctor says he should make a full recovery in about four months.
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Sly and Carmelita are not to be referred to as Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye.
~ Nor is their relationship to be compared to Royai.
Sly had tried to use an analogy to one of Carmelita's favorite anime pairings to get back into her good graces. It backfired, and the police officer spent an hour yelling at him for trying to sully the great name of Royai.
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Do not try to comprehend Murray's willingness to cross-dress.
Several people were still pretty confused about the whole 'Madame Geisha' thing, in more ways than one.
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The Cooper Gang is not responsible for your brain breakage.
~ Especially if we don't like you.
"Just so we're all clear on that."
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You are only allowed to discuss appropriate matters on binocucom channels.
~ Really, people. Save it for the bedroom.
"I think we broke Galleth."
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Don't pervert the English language.
By the time Carmelita and Penelope had finished with the word 'unit,' Tennessee had fainted and Panda King couldn't stop blushing for two hours.