12:30 AM

Dipper was looking through the fence of the local pool. At last, now that the first week of the posession process was over, Galvatron could take his new body for a night-time test drive...and he knew what to do; kill everyone who had ever wronged him, Pine Tree, and his beloved Wendy.

Galvatron, Lockdown, Wario, Waluigi, Stinger, and an army of Galvatron's Minions are seen on a cliff near the pool, hiding.

Wario: So this is how it works? I mind control him with this device and he goes on a rampage?

Galvatron: Indeed Wario. We found him in the woods in the first place. Now is the time to make him one of us, for he knows information of The Autobots.

Wario: Who the f**k's an Autobot?

Galvatron: EXACTLY! All Autobots need to be hunted down at all costs. For a new generation of darkness arises.

Wario: So I Push the button and he-

Lockdown points his gun at Wario.

Wario: OK! OK! I get it! I get it! Jeez no need to go Kanye West on me!

Wario presses the button, starting the mind control process of Dipper.

Dipper (Wario's Voice): Argh, she's not MY beloved Wendy, she's Pine Tree's beloved Wendy. Hahahaha. Wait What!?

Wario: Why Pine Tree?

Galvatron: It's his codename. It always has been since we encountered the young child in the woods. Now Do Your Job!

Wario: Yes sir. Seriously Pine Tree?

Waluigi: Couldn't it be Unicron?

Wario: Don't Get Me Started Bro.

Dipper summoned a mirror and checked his reflection. He wore his eyepatch, a black top hat, a yellow suit, a white shirt, a black bow tie, black pants with a black belt, and black shoes.

"I am one dapper little lion man," said Dipper in a fusion of his and Wario's voice.

Wario: Hey Little Lion Man. That's A Good Song.

Waluigi: Yeah.

Wario And Waluigi (singing): BUT IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE! AND IT WAS YOUR HEART ON THE LINE! I REALLY-

Galvatron and Lockdown point their guns at the Wario Bros.

Galvatron: Quit slacking around! GET TO WORK!

Wario and Waluigi resume position.

Wario (quietly singing): Didn't I my dear?

Lockdown points his gun at Wario again.

Wario: OK FINE!

He flew over the fence. Unfortunately, this didn't escape the notice of Sebastian Poolcheck, the lifeguard who protected the pool like a military base. He had a blanding head and sunscreen on his nose. He wore a red shirt and white shorts.

"Hey! Pool's closed! Beat it before I call the cops!" yelled Poolcheck.

Wario: Crap. It's the lifeguard.

Galvatron: Who cares about the lifeguard. KILL HIM!

Dipper merely laughed. "Say good night, Poolcheck, 'cause it's death's row for you bitch!" he said, before thrusting out his hand.

Poolcheck thought nothing of the gesture. That is, until his replacement left hand started to strangle him with an iron grip. Poolcheck was then shot by Lockdown and flew into the pool, quickly followed by Dipper, who somehow didn't need air.

"Payback's a bitch, eh, Poolcheck? How fitting that you drown to death in a public swimming pool," said Dipper.

Wario (controlling Dipper): Especially when you suddenly get shot by one of the surviving decepticons from the Battle Of Chicago.

Lockdown points his gun at Wario….again.

Lockdown: I was not in the Battle Of Chicago.

Wario: Well, I thought you were. Hell you kicked ass back then!

Lockdown prepares to blast Wario.

Wario: DAMMIT! WHY'D I MAKE THAT JOKE!?

Lockdown instead kills a nearby decepticon with his blast.

Wario: Jesus.

Waluigi: Decepticons. They always die for themselves.

Wario: Yeah.

Galvatron: Take a good look Wario. We've killed our first target.

After a few minutes, Poolcheck's body became lifeless, floating in the water without a single sign of life. Dipper climbed out of the pool, perfectly dry. He looked at the horizon.

Galvatron: Sooner or later, we will kill everyone and The Autobots especially Optimus. Prime. The sun's coming up. Only six more days, then the kid will truly be known as "Blitzwing" and not only will we destroy this town, but the whole world will fall into the hands of Galvatron and rebuilt under MY leadership!

Wario: Hey! There's a kid right there? What should I do.

Galvatron: facepalms Kill Him.

Wario: OK.

He then fired a laser blast, killing the boy in Pool Jail Solitary.

Wario: Holy Shit! I Love this device!

Waluigi: Yeah same here dude!