Meanwhile...
"I think it's time for a new plan," said Mabel.
"Agreed," said everyone else, before they ran for it.
Mabel, Soos, Wendy, and Stan were gathered around a small fire they had built.
"So...what's happening with Dipper? What made him go all crazy and powerful?" asked Wendy.
As Mabel began to explain, Grunkle Stan's cell phone went off.
"Excuse me, I need to take this," said Stan.
He walked over to a shady corner of the room out of earshot of the others.
"Stanford, you there?," said the disguised voice on the other end.
Stan knew who it was; Mario, Wario's Nemesis.
"Mario! I take it you've heard what's happening here?" said Stan.
Mario: Mamma Mia! CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, even friggin News Night have been hearing about this mess. I know this Galvatron guy is up to something and I know we must do what we can to destroy him forever.
"What do you mean?" asked Stan, although he had a feeling he knew exactly what Mario was getting at.
Mario: If we're gonna stop this madness, we have to distract Blitzwing AKA Pine Tree into an attack by The Autobots so that we can destroy him once and for all. And Wario.
"Hard? You're asking me to kill my own Great-Nephew! It's impossible! Isn't there another way?" said Stan.
Mario: iPod? That's another option. You have one?
"I think my Great-Niece does," said Stan.
Mario: Perfect! Make Blitzwing listen to that. It might cause Dipper to escape Blitzwing, allowing him to survive...although, there is still a great possibility the boy may die in the processes. I Have to go now. I got a princess to save.
"OK. See ya Mario," said Stan. Putting his phone back in his pocket, Stan couldn't help but wonder how Mabel would feel if Dipper were to die...
"All right, so, we know Decepticons hates synthesized music, right?" said Mabel.
Stan, Wendy, and Soos nodded.
"Well, thanks to Grunkle Stan, my new plan centers around just that. We use my MP3 Player and hook it up to a boom box. Hopefully, that will make Dipper free himself from Blitzwing," explained Mabel.
And hopefully it won't kill him, thought Grunkle Stan.
Soos raised his hand.
"Yes, Soos," said Mabel.
"Where are we going to get the boom box?" asked Soos.
"Provided the electronics repair shop is still standing and not looted, my boom box should be fixed. Any more questions? No? Good, let's go," said Mabel.
Unfortunately, the electronics repair shop had been destroyed.
"Oh, great, now what?" said Mabel.
"Well…we could try making him listen to the synthesized music on headphones," suggested Stan.
Blitzwing: Or You Could Die!
Blitzwing shot at the group, who dodged easily but causing the store to explode.
Wario: D'Oh he Missed!
"Mabel…I…told…you to…stay…hidden," grunted Dipper. Blitzwing quickly took over again.
Blitzwing: You're quite the fighter, huh? That iPod belongs to Me.
"Never!" said Mabel.
Mabel took out a Cybertronian blaster and shot it at Blitzwing.
Wario: Hey Where'd She Get That!?
Mabel shoots it at Wario, who dodges but causing his Car to explode.
Wario and Waluigi: OUR CAR!
Mabel shoots again, causing Wario and Waluigi's hats to fly off their heads.
Wario: When she'd get so badass?!
Waluigi: I got no f**kin idea
"RUN!" yelled Dipper.
Stan, Soos, and Wendy turned tail and ran for it. Mabel, however simply took out her cybertronian gun.
"Mabel! What are you doing?" said Stan.
"Probably something I might live to regret…if I live, that is," said Mabel.
Wario: You wanna fight him. You're gonna have to get through us.
Wario and Waluigi: RUN!
Wario and Waluigi ran for it as Mabel chased them, shooting them in various directions.
Blitzwing: HEY! Aren't You guys gonna help me!?
Wario: We don't do help! We just run from badass people!
Wario and Waluigi dodge another shot by Mabel.
Meanwhile at Gravity Falls General Hospital...
"Go, Mabel! That's my peach dumpling!" said Gideon weakly.
"Yeah, whatever he said," said Robbie, who was in the hospital bed right next to Gideon's.
The two were watching the chase on the news when a nurse came in.
"You two have a visitor," she said.
Star Lord Enters.
"And, you are?" asked Gideon.
Star Lord: Peter Quill. But you can call me Star-Lord.
"And you are here because…?" said Robbie.
Star Lord: The world is in danger thanks to Galvatron. You 2 and much more are the only ones who can stop his army and himself.
Gideon: Really? Who do you work for?
Star Lord: Optimus Prime.
Back at the chase...
Wario and Waluigi reach a Dead End.
Wario: Oh you gotta be f**king kidding me.
Wario and Waluigi turned around and saw Mabel with her gun aimed at them.
Mabel: Say goodnight boys.
Mabel shoots, causing Wario and Waluigi to fly in the sky screaming with their butts burned (similar to the Hot Rope Jump mini game from Mario Party). They then land jumping up and down from the blast.
Wario and Waluigi: D'Oh We Missed! Ugh!