"Oh Anna, if only someone loved you..." Hans snickered, leaving. Anna struggled with the door.

"Noooo..."

Suddenly, the door popped open.

"...Olaf?!"

Olaf smiled, "Anna! What happened!?"

"Hans left me to die, he didn't really love me," She said mournfully.

"Oh, really?" He questioned, "And he seemed like such a nice guy..."

"I know. But I think if we can work together, we can save Elsa."

There was an awkward pause.

"Oh Anna, if only you could," He waddled past her, "But what you don't realize is that this whole time I never wanted Elsa to live!"

"What?" Gasped out Anna, "But... you said-!"

"I was lying, stupid," He snickered, "Elsa is the only thing on the planet that can kill me," He glared out the window, "I attached myself to the first people I found, hoping they could do the job for me. Your sister didn't exactly make me dangerous like Marshmellow."

He poked the smoking logs, "And no one will ever realize how I manipulated all these events to bring her downfall!"

"But..." She gasped weakly, "There's no way you could have known any of this ahead of time!"

Olaf shrugged, "Neither could Hans."

A large boot squashed the snowman.

"Kristoff!" She called, "Quickly, I need true love's kiss! Hans-"

"I know," Said the ice master. He captured her in his arms, "It's going to be okay!" She leaned forward only to be stopped, "Oh Anna, if only there was such a thing as true love's kiss!"

"...what?!" She rasped out.

"Don't you see? This whole time I wanted your money!" He dropped her, "Elsa could make me richer than my wildest dreams!"

Anna clutched her chest as more of her hair turned bright white, "I- there was no way that you could have known I was going to run into you, that we would quickly fall in love, or that my sister had ice powers that would render her vulnerable!"

He shrugged, "Neither could Hans. But that didn't stop him. I mean, think about it; I obviously knew that she had ice powers ahead of time, and that you had a close relationship with her until your parents locked her away. I knew I just had to wait until she acted up again."

He smirked and headed towards the door.

"You can't control Elsa!" Gasped out Anna.

He smirked, "I already have. All I have to do is lie and tell her with your dying breath you asked her to help me!"

"This... makes no... sense...!"

Suddenly, a chill gust of wind swept in. Kristoff hit the wall as Elsa burst into the room.

"Elsa!" Called Anna, "You loved me enough to come back!"

"Oh Anna," Said Elsa, "If only someone loved you..."

"Oh come on!" Anna screamed. Her sister smirked, walking about the room.

"All my life, I was jealous of you. The baby. The favored child. My time in the room showed me what I had to do..."

"But... blasting me was an accident..." Said Anna. The queen laughed.

"...was it? I lured you out, knowing full well that you would follow me. After a little 'accident' no one would ever-"

Hans burst into the room, "Ha!"

He looked around, seeing the smooshed snowman, the frozen ice-master, and Elsa menacingly taunting Anna.

"...what'd I miss?"

...five minutes later, an angry Anna burst from the room, blood on her fists.

"Stupid! Stupid and pointless! There's absolutely no logical reason for any of us to kill any of us! I mean, come on! Did they put something in the water?!"

She lay against the wall and sighed. Suddenly she heard, "Oh Anna, if only someone loved you."

"Wha- what?!" She stared at her reflection with growled ominously, "The truth is I went up into the mountains to attempt suicide!"

"That's... impossible!" She whispered, "I said I was going after Elsa!"

"Oh no, this is all part of my plot to kill you!"

And so it was that, finally, everybody who had no real need to kill Anna actually tried to.

Next up; Hans learns about time travel.