"Wow" Whispered the teen shifter. "Just – wow..."
Hades looked over at the girl surrounded by (What he considered) his new furry nemisies.
Is that a good 'wow' or a bad 'wow'. He thoughtto himself.
"This is brilliant!" Shouted Rose only to have the sound reverberate through the system of caves known as the Underworld.
Bad 'wow'. Mentally Hades groaned. What did it take to get rid of this chick (even if he did like the fact that she liked the place)?
"Hades?"
"What, what is it?"
He looked up to see Rose maybe 10 feet away from the gates of the Underworld.
SHIT!
"Hey are you coming or what?"
"Whoa, hey wait! Hold it!" Rushed Hades. " I really don't need Zeus going on about how I killed my duly appointed 'guardian' on the first day!"
"What are you talking about?" Rose shouted back as she walked straight into what many (Including Hades) considered 'Dog food Zone'
Damn it all to Tartarus!
Hades started to book it toward the red-head.
Save the kid! Save the kid! SAVE THE KID!
He only got half way there by the time Cerberus came out to greet the 'Intruder'.
Growling menacingly the three headed dog started to salivate.
Almost there. ALMOST THERE!
Rose inhaled a huge lungful of breath.
Legs don't fail me now!
Suddenly "SIIIIT!"
The echo was great.
The enormous amount of sound that had erupted from the shape shifters mouth surprised both the dog and his master to come screeching to a halt and promptly fall on their bums.
"LIE DOWN" She roared again. The whole underworld was quieter than it had ever been before.
Cerberus flopped down to the ground and stared at he intently. No way he was pissing this one off anymore.
Rose instantly went back to her normal self. "Good boys!" She crooned. "Wanna treat?"
Ears perked up and the tail started to wag. For those of you that don't have a dog, this means 'OHMY GOD Please? Please!'
Rose whipped out three cow bones out of her pack. "There you go." She said sweetly.
"What in the name of Tartarus was that?"Hades practically yelled.
Oh here we go. Thought Rose.
"That was amazing! What do you have a freakin Colosseum sound system built into you or somthin?" Continued Hades.
Well. Wasn't expectin that...
"What? I'm just really good at shouting. You get that way when you have only older male siblings"
"Yeah I can see where that might come in handy. So anyway let's go now that the mutts happy." Hades and Rose look over to see the happy pup chewin away at their bones.
"Shall we head in?" Rose asked politely.
Let's see how far this behavior goes...
"Of course." Hades said with almost a gentlemanly air.
You know? The two thought. This may not be all that bad.
The had just got through the front door and were standing in Hades living room when..
"Get out 'o' here lady! Lord Hades doesn't take kindly to intruders!" Shouted Panic.
"Yeah!" Quipped Pain. "And you don't wanna see the boss angry. He gets real ugly!"
"Oh really boys" Seethed Hades. "Well if you don't like the way I look when I'm just mad, then your as sure as Tartarus you yutzes aren't gonna like how I look furious!"
"We are worm!" Screamed the terrified minions. "Worthless worms!"
Hades sighed. "Minions" He said. "Watcha gonna do ya know?"
"Hey boss whatcha doing with her" Said Panic.
"Boys meet the new tenant!" Hades drawled. "She'll be stayin here... indefinatly..."
"Yeah sure O.K. Boss!" Then the minion duo started to head for the exit. First Panic froze then Pain.
"WHAAAAAAAAAT!"
SOOORRRRRYYYY!
I Have no excuse except that I procrastinate and my laptop died and I didn't know that libreoffice could be uploaded to FF.N!
OMG I didn't update in 5 freakin months! AHHHHHHHHHHH
Thank you Garra-san for being willing to help me out! 3 for you!
I'll try to update sooner than later but you guys need to bother me more often just to remind me! I'M NO GOOD WITH SCHEDUALS! :(
P.S Did anyone get the Despicable Me reference? :P