Ace: Yo! Here's chapter 2.

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Chapter 2: Attack of the Primids

Isa

I froze. Was this what Elendia warned me about? I hope not, cause I'm not ready yet.

Regardless, I turned around, only to jump off the bus stop. I wasn't being a chicken. I had no intention of fighting, say, I don't know, an ARMY of Primids near my luggage. I didn't want to repack.

I ran a bit until I was across the stop and in a clearing. Turning around, I grabbed Mizineko out my sheath and held her in front of me.

What's going on? I was taking a nap, Mizineko muttered sleepily. Since she is a cat sword (I'll explain that later), she sleeps a lot.

Sure. Take a nap and let me kill all the baddies, I replied nonchalantly. I wasn't in the mood to argue with anyone who wasn't an evil overlord.

Mizineko gasped. Sorry Isa! I didn't realize what was going on!

(She's a powerful spirit that resides in my blade. I don't know why, but that's how it was when I first got my sword. She also likes to talk to me… in my head. Yeah, I don't get it either. But I'm not complaining. She's a slightly less annoying helper than others I can mention. Cough cough Navi cough cough)

I'm not annoying, Mizineko shouted in my head.

A Primid ran towards me. It had a green body with a blue face, blue legs, yellow shoes, a ridiculous hat, red eyes that looked normal, and a subspace symbol, although I cannot remember where the symbol is.

Boredom overcame me, and I merely held my sword in front of me to see what would happen. Knowing my luck, something interesting might happen.

Sadly, the Primid couldn't stop, and somehow impaled itself on Mizineko. It exploded into a bunch of purple dots/bugs, which created the stupid soldier.

That was lame, I thought to myself. And a big letdown, Mizineko sighed.

Its buddies, however, decided to learn from their comrade's demise and attempted to attack me/avenge their comrade. If ten of them jumping at me and getting pulverized immediately counts as learning, then they did a marvelous job. If not...oops.

Their buddies saw what happened and ran at me like an army, and I proceeded to annihilate them into oblivion.

Their boomerang buddies saw that, and... You get the point. As much as I would like to glorify my battle (actually, I don't), I don't want to write the sequence of events twenty thousand times.

(Shut up Link! This is my part, not yours! And that's what actually happened!)

Ignore that.

Anyway, those events kept occurring for a while, and it was the same thing except I had issues with the metal Primids, I got a slight burn from a fire Primid and a giant Primid nearly smashed me into a pancake twice. Sad, right?

And I'm fully aware of the fact that I broke the fourth wall, and I really don't care. If I didn't break the fourth wall, then shoot. I was hoping that I'll be able to do it.

(Back off, Mars! I'm trying to write this, for Pete's sake! You're so annoying!)

Anyway, after several waves of attacks, I was standing still, panting heavily, with a couple of burns here and there. There was nothing nearby, as I pummeled every enemy in sight.

We're done! Mizineko shouted in my mind. She started to glow with happiness.

Something isn't right, I thought quietly. In the Subspace Emissary, when the level ends, you either entered a golden door, a golden piece of floor at the end of the stage, or a boss randomly comes up and attacks you.

Mizineko huffed. Isa-san, this is NOT a vide-

A giant statue of a kid fell from the sky some feet from me, sending out a giant shockwave. The impact sent me flying backwards, and I tumbled on the ground. Looking up, I cursed.

The statue held a book in one hand and a slingshot in the other. It had on overalls and a stripped shirt. A crown sat on its head, and everything was made of granite. Its face had its eyes closed and its mouth opened, as if it was yelling at an enemy or at a TV if a show was canceled.

I was doomed. Why? Because the Porky King Statue was after me. It was near impossible to destroy the statue, unless you had a spell that blows up. And considering I super limited abilities, I might as well give up.

Ace: Another cliffie! Sorry. But it's so much fun to write!

And rewritting Warrior of Smash took FOREVER! For that, I blame Link.

Link: Hey!

Ace: Who cares? Anyway, nothing else to be- *Gets hit by Link*

Link: Ha!

Ace: *Sighs* It's going to be a looooong week...