Ace: Get ready for chapter 3!
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Bros or its affiliations.
Chapter 3: I'm Doomed…
Isa
I began to run away from the Porky. I'm not a coward; I just can't beat a humongous object that is made out of concrete/granite/rock/whatever the heck that is without something that makes it explode.
Yeah, I do have some abilities, but none of them explode on impact. What I wouldn't do if I had Ness or someone else on my side to make the statue break...
Attack it, Mizineko muttered. You can use my abilities.
I'm not sure if this will work, I replied. But I'll still try.
Turning around, I swung my sword in a downward arc. A giant stream of water emerged from it, and headed straight for the Porky. It had enough force to knock it down, but not enough to defeat it.
"Damn, this is hard," I sighed. I ran towards the Porky and slashed it. No dents appeared. And my arm felt like it was on fire from hitting the stupid rock. The impact sent me flying some feet away, and I stood in the opposite direction.
Ow! Ow! Ow! I thought. Let's avoid doing that again.
Sorry, Mizineko replied. I didn't know that it was that solid.
Next time I play Super Smash Bros, I told her, you'll play with me, so that this won't happen again.
Agreed, she muttered.
The ground began to rumble beneath me, and I could see the Porky's right arm stretching towards me.
Shoot. I forgot that could stretch his arms out a good twenty feet or so.
My movement was too slow. The book hit me, and I crashed into a tree. I could hear something snap, which means I could have broken a rib or I broke the tree, or both, knowing the type of luck I have.
I could see the Porky advance closer, raising his arm to crush me, and-
"PK Pulse!"
A green burst of energy appeared on the Porky's chest. As it glowed brighter, a small boy grabbed me and pulled me away as I heard a Boom!
"Are you okay?" The boy asked.
"Maybe," I replied.
He looked at me and smiled. "Your bones aren't broken, according to Navi. But you did break that tree over there, and I'm surprised that you're still in one piece."
"Who's Navi?" I asked.
The boy frowned. He had blonde hair, cat-like black eyes, and wore a blue tunic, with a lighter blue t-shirt underneath it. He wore white tights (seriously?), brown boots, and a belt with a swirl on it.
How could have I been stupid? This was-
"I'm Link, but my friends call me Toon Link. Navi is Young Link's companion, and she's helping me right now," the boy beamed. "The person who yelled 'PK Pulse' is my good friend Ness."
At that very second, Ness ran up to us. He had on a purple hat, blue shorts, tennis shoes, and a black t-shirt with a skull on it. "Toon Link, hurry up! The Porky's coming!"
I jumped up. "How did-"
Boom!
I really hate the Porky. He only exists to ruin my day.
The Porky lost its granite-like statue outside, but it became a spider like machine with glowing eyes at the top and a capsule in the middle. In the capsule was-you guessed it- the granite kid inside, and he looked EXACTLY like the statue, minus the crown, slingshot, book, and overalls.
"Uh-oh," Ness said. He held his finger out, and electricity surrounded it.
Toon Link ran to stand next to Ness, and pulled out a sword and a shield.
I sighed and ran closer to them, grasping Mizineko tightly.
If this were a version of the Subspace Emissary, the player(s) would pick their character. But as we're not in a video game, this doesn't apply to us.
Ness was the first to run to the Porky. He shouted "PK Thunder!" and a big thing of lightning struck the Porky. It got really annoyed, and shot out a bunch of clones that exploded on impact. Ness dodged a couple and began to shoot fire at it.
Toon Link notched an arrow (when did the bow appear?) and shot it. It hit the Porky, and it flew into the air and tried to fry us with the laser. All of us dodged it.
While Toon Link and Ness attacked it, I dashed to the enemy, yelled, "Die," and slashed it ten times.
It freaked out and tried to attack with its leg (or was it an arm?) with very quick hits. Ness got hit, and went back a few feet, but recovered quickly. Then the Porky tried to run over the three of us, but we all jumped out of the way.
Before the Porky could do anything else, Toon Link threw a bomb at hit, and it began to malfunction. It ran around in a circle, and proceeded to flip upside down. It stopped moving. And I immediately knew that it wasn't
Ness's jaw dropped. "That's impossible. It normally takes more hits to disable the Porky."
Toon Link shook his head. "Be glad it didn't require more."
I frowned. "Why? Why was this easy?"
Ness sighed. "I wish I knew." He turned to me. "What's your name?"
"I'm Isa. Isa Sentōki. Pleased to make your acquaintance," I responded.
I felt a small bonk on my head. I looked up, and saw a small blue ball of light with wings. Or was it a fairy? Either way, I immediately knew it was Navi, Link's super annoying companion.
"What were you thinking, attacking the Porky alone? Not even Link, the greatest warrior of Hyrule, would do such a thing. He would get his friends..."
Jeez, she's worse at annoying than Mizineko, and Neko is really good at annoying me.
Will she ever shut up? Mizineko asked numbly. And stop calling me Neko.
Whatever, I thought back.
Toon Link groaned. "Navi, will you shut up? We have to hurry to Smash Mansion, and you are delaying us!"
Navi stopped her rant and disappeared behind Toon Link.
Ness and Toon Link began to walk to the bus stop, and I ran to catch up with them. When I caught up to them, I realized something.
"Wait a minute, is that a-"
"Yes," Toon Link responded. "It's a train."
So I've been at a train stop this entire time? How could I have missed it? I'm a mess right now, so I blame the Porky for everything.
When we got to the platform, I grabbed my luggage and and jumped onto the train. Ness and Toon Link followed. Then they went to the front of the train and started the engines. A whistle was heard, and the train slowly began to move as I found an area to sit in.
For better or for worse, I was heading for Smash Mansion. But how will the prophecies play out? And when? To calm myself, I pulled out my phone.
Ace: I'M SO SORRY FOR THE VERY SHORT AND CHOPPY BOSS FIGHT SEQUENCE! I didn't know how Isa , Ness and Toon Link were going to fight him, and thus shortened it.
On a completely unrelated note, more Smashers will appear next chapter. Can you guess whom?
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