A/N: Sorry for the wait! I decided to write this story first considering my other ones are more depressing and serious compared to this.

Eren's clothes littered the floor with his phone in the pocket of his jeans. Levi's clothes were in a wrinkled heap next to them, both men naked as they reached the bed. The phone rang silently and vibrated, but they didn't hear nor did they care. They were far too busy sucking face with each other.

Krista pouted as she reached voicemail. 'No answer,' she thought, defeated. The others were locked in battle as the shouting peaked. Marco inched to the desk, smiling a little.

"I tried calling Eren too, but he didn't answer." He was worried about him no less than the others were, but they couldn't force their way through and not expect confrontation. Krista shook her head.

"I promise that he's fine. But I can't tell you where he is. It's a breach of privacy and I don't want to lose my job." Marco quickly thought of a better solution and jolted when Connie and Bertolt wrestled near the desk.

"Um, is there another room available? I'm pretty sure the others will be exhausted after this little fight. Jean's our driver and he doesn't trust anyone to use his car. He'll probably be sleeping longer than us," he added, watching Jean flailing his arms and charging at Reiner. The taller blond merely planted his feet on the ground and held Jean back by pushing his shoulders. Jean's arms refused to stop the windmill. Krista brightened.

"I'm sure we could work something out! Luckily the hotel always has room. We have many deals to choose from if you prefer that. For example, you can save 15% off a King bedroom and receive a 10% off deal for our buffet regardless of party size. Or you could get 30% off two Queen-sized bedrooms and receive 15% off the buffet. One deal consists of 30% off the King bedroom, but you receive only a 10% decrease for our buffet for two people. Each room has a different price, so whatever fits your desired budget." She spoke fast, driving Marco to confusion. The taller boy grabbed his head, contemplating everyone's needs.

"Uh, w-well I know Sasha would like the buffet once we save Eren from this sugar daddy person, but to squeeze all six of us in one bedroom is volatile because everyone would stage an intervention to keep him from doing this again. But I don't have a lot of money to spend. Asking the others to pitch in would be too much and they're busy," he said worryingly, looking at the others. Connie had leapt onto Bertolt's back while the other was scrambling to grab onto him. Sasha was evading Ymir's grabs, concentrated fiercely on keeping her distance. Mikasa and Annie were lost in a flurry of punches and kicks, Marco unable to see them through the blur. Krista turned back to her computer.

"If it helps, we can calculate how much you save per room. Now, starting with the King…" Marco sighed heavily, hoping they would save Eren in time and the others would stop to do so. This sugar daddy was trying to split up their friendship all to keep his greedy hands on Eren. He stood determined. 'I can stop this fight! All I need is to get this room!' he thought triumphantly.

Eren slumped to the floor, hands on Levi's thighs with the bed behind his head. He nuzzled his cock with his cheek, tongue poking out to lick quickly before retreating back into his mouth. Levi shivered in pleasure, grabbing Eren by his shoulders.

"Wait." He adored the way Eren's eyes looked up at him in shock.

"You don't want me to…?" Levi smiled a little.

"Of course I do. But I want something a little more than my cock down your throat." Eren shivered as he was pulled up by Levi. The shorter man lied on the bed, pulling Eren above him. Their bare thighs brushed against each other, Eren's unnaturally hot skin against Levi's cold. The latter's hands traced down his lover's back to his ass, massaging his soft bottom firmly. Eren hummed in pleasure, arms at each side of Levi's head to steady himself.

"Mmh…Levi. That feels good." His body moved on its own, hips gyrating. He grinded himself against Levi, his bottom rubbing against Levi's erection. Levi captured his lips in a heated kiss, tongue going into his mouth before they connected. Eren responded immediately, kissing him back with vigor while losing himself in the feeling. His hips didn't stop moving against Levi's to feel his cock pressing against his inner thighs. Eren moaned into Levi's mouth, kissing harder until his mouth was filled with Levi's familiar, addicting taste. His ears could only hear their loud kissing with his muffled cries trapped between their mouths. He felt a sharp tug on the back of his head, tearing him away from Levi's mouth. He whined in protest.

Levi's silver eyes gleamed possessively, tongue swiping across his upper lip. "I want to hear you moan for me. Let me see the face you make when only I touch you like this." He let go of his hair and shifted to his nape, massaging slowly.

It took all Eren had to not become a putty mess in Levi's hands. His mewls were music to Levi's ears as the sensation racked his body. Levi let go of Eren's ass and slowly dragged a finger along his puckered entrance. The touch made Eren shudder with need. He moaned loudly, Levi's cock twitching against his inner thigh. Despite wanting to fuck him senseless, he wanted the brunet to beg for him to take him until his body gave out. Eren always looked delicious when he gazed up at him with Caribbean-green eyes pleading with Levi to mount him. It never failed to turn him on. His hand pulled away from Eren's ass and reached for the lube he asked to be placed in his room, the request always fulfilled without a blink. He coated his fingers and cock with lube before tossing it away, lining a single digit to Eren's entrance.

Eren bit back a cry when Levi slowly traced his finger along the entrance, not entering him like he wanted him to. He looked back and frowned at him.

"Aren't you gonna prep me?" he asked, remembering to keep his tone sweeter than honey. Levi smirked, unaffected by the boy's kind voice.

"Beg me," he murmured huskily. Eren could barely stop his eyes from rolling. He wanted him to stroke his ego. Didn't he see how much he needed him already?! Fine. He gave him the best puppy eyes he could muster.

"Please…Daddy," he purred, tilting his head cutely. Hell yeah. Levi inserted his entire finger inside him, Eren's ass tightening around him. The latter cried out, breathing heavily as he adjusted to the invasive pressure.

"Jeez, you could at least be gentle with me-uh!" He threw his head back in pleasure when Levi slowly thrust in and out of him. It was hard for Levi to hold back.

"Sorry," he whispered, no apology in his voice. His touch was addicting like the strongest drug, lulling Eren into bliss as his hips moved against Levi's fingers, more adding and stretching him out. The slender digits easily slid inside him, nails scratching lightly. Eren's mind was blank as he lied with his chest against Levi's and his ass in the air, crying out as the tip of his finger brushed against his prostate. His hand grazed over Levi's cock, reaching down to grasp and massage it to get him hard, unable to keep his desire inside. Levi licked his lips, his cock growing harder as he heard each of Eren's moans and felt him tighten when he neared his prostate. His smooth hand felt amazing around his cock, those bright eyes glowing with lust as he gazed down at him.

"You want me, don't you?" he husked. Eren wasn't listening, lost in the sensation of Levi's hands. He growled, thrusting harder and bringing him out of his stupor. "Oi, answer me, brat."

Eren let go of Levi to brace himself on the mattress. He rode Levi's fingers, nodding while gyrating his hips. His entire body felt like it was on fire, unable to stop himself from moaning in need.

"Y-yes I want you, D-daddy! I want your cock in my tight hole! I-I want you to f-fuck me until I pass out!" he shouted, reaching for Levi's free hand. He took it and brought his hand to his own twitching cock. His eyes were pleading.

"Please touch me while you fuck me, Daddy." Levi smirked. No matter how tempting Eren could be, he was still able to resist those eyes. His desires clouded Eren's.

"Eren, did you forget? You still need to give me a blowjob that you didn't finish this morning. Be good and I'll give you what you want." Eren grinned, sitting up.

"How do you want me to?" In mere seconds, he was sitting on the ground with his back against the bed. Levi was standing over him, arms on either side of Eren's head with his cock inches away from his mouth. Eren smiled beautifully and opened up.

Down in the lobby was a disaster. Mikasa was the only one able to hold her own against Annie, the two girls strangling each other with her red scarf flying around them. Connie lost against Bertolt, who pinned him on his stomach and sat on his back. Sasha and Ymir were pulling each other's hair, but Ymir got the upper hand and had her on the ground in minutes. Reiner had Jean against the wall with his hands behind his back, the smaller of the two using his legs to back kick the other.

Marco and Krista were still pleasantly talking with one another while looking at the deals for certain rooms and benefits, settling on a room after going through and calculating how much he would save. Krista had his card made with his name on it before handing it over with the smile of a goddess. Jean glared at him while trying to claw off Reiner's arm.

"Marco…help us!" he hissed. Marco smiled and waved the card at him.

"I am! I just got us a room!" At that, the Titans all backed off. Reiner grinned and saluted them.

"Welcome to Hotel Colossal! We can escort you to your room right away." Everyone except the Titans stared.

"Fucking 180 right there," muttered Jean, massaging his neck. Krista tugged on Marco's sleeve.

"Wait!" she sang. "I have to do a background check on all of you. It will take a few minutes."

Everyone groaned. By a few minutes, she meant an hour considering Jean's track record. Jean was praying to the gods that Eren would still be there so they could save his stupid ass.

"Mmh…" moaned Eren, bobbing his head as Levi used the bed to thrust his cock into Eren's waiting mouth. He hollowed his cheeks, sucking Levi's length hard with his tongue licking along the sides. His tongue and mouth was familiar with the taste and shape of Levi's cock, his precum leaking down his throat. His head was held up by the bed, not gagging at Levi's thrusts. His hands were rubbing Levi's thighs, one hand going to the base of Levi's cock to massage his balls. Levi, who was trying hard not to come, grunted when Eren teased his fingers along his skin, sucking on the tip of his cock. He pulled his cock out of his mouth, smiling when Eren whined in protest.

"Where do you want me to cum?" he asked. Instead of answering, Eren grabbed his cock and jerked him off fiercely with both hands.

Levi groaned, trying to hold himself back. Eren could care less. He wanted Levi's cum on his face, loving the feeling of his hot semen on his skin while he would lick it off his fingers.

"Eren," Levi growled. "Tell me where you want me to cum."

The brunet dipped his head forward and laid kisses all over his dick.

"All over my face. Mark me as yours." His seductive eyes filled with lust were all Levi needed to see. He couldn't hold back any longer. He came without warning, teeth gritting as Eren didn't stop jerking him off, his semen raining on his face. Eren smiled at the familiar feel, letting go of him and grinning up at Levi.

Levi smirked at the mess on his lover's face. "I love it when you're filthy because of me." The only time he didn't mind when something was dirty. Eren smiled and reached up to his face, swiping cum onto his finger and slipping the digits into his mouth. He moaned as he swirled his tongue around to lick it clean, the bitter taste hot in his mouth. He climbed onto the bed and quickly wiped his face on the sheets to Levi's dismay.

"Taking off my mark already, brat?" Eren grinned at him.

"Take me and make me all yours." His cock grew hard again as he climbed on top of Eren and turned him over so he was on his back. He entered him in one hard thrust, setting a fast, hard pace without waiting. Eren gasped when he was filled to the brim with Levi's cock, quickly moving his hips along with his thrusts. It didn't take long for Levi to find his prostate, hitting the bundle of nerves just right.

"Mmh, yeees…" Eren purred. "Right there, right-mmph!"

Levi locked lips with him, tongue thrusting in and out of his mouth. Eren wrapped his legs around Levi's back, bringing himself up easier so Levi could slam into him. His balls met his ass with each thrust, pulling out just enough to pound back in and hit his prostate. Eren felt full from both holes, Levi's tongue thrusting out of rhythm with his cock and sloppily kissing Eren. Levi enjoyed Eren's tightness around his cock, the embrace he gave him to get closer, an arm wrapped around Eren to feel his heat. His other hand went to Eren's cock, wrapping his fingers around it and jerking him off in another fast pace. Eren threw his head back, pulling away from Levi's kiss. Saliva dribbled down his wide open mouth while moans and cries tumbled out.

"Ah! L-Levi! I-it's too mu-much!" he gasped, hips moving along with Levi's hand and cock. Levi sucked on his neck, biting the sensitive skin and licking the spots he bit. Hickeys were forming on Eren's neck, which were guaranteed to fade after the weekend they were spending together. Eren was a moaning mess underneath him, his surprisingly soft voice breathlessly whispering to his boyfriend.

"M-more…ha-harder. Nhg, Levi…" His wanton expression and urgent voice turned him on. Levi's thrusts were getting erratic, his hand moving furiously up and down Eren's length. The brunet's eyes rolled back, silently screaming and desperate to keep up.

"I-I'm gonna cum!" he breathed. Levi smirked and grunted when Eren squeezed around him.

"Cum, Eren." Eren didn't need telling twice. He released all over Levi's hand and stomach, staining their skin. Levi took a few more thrusts until he came inside his lover, his semen filling up the space his cock left. Eren held a breath as his cum sank in.

"Hah…I lo-love you." Levi kissed him gently, smiling against his lips.

"I love you too."

He pulled out, cum dripping onto the sheets as he fell next to Eren. They both breathed heavily, coming down from their orgasm while cuddling on the bed.

The rescue team piled into the elevator, cleared to go inside. Annie freely gave them the number of the hotel floor where the expensive suites were, which was strange. But hey, if it got them closer to busting Eren out, they couldn't complain. What the real issue was began when droves of people entered the elevator and stopped at certain floors before their destination. Jean whacked his head on the elevator wall when they were stopped again. 'Eren better fucking pay for lunch for the next month when we save his fucking ass!' he thought. 'Stupid sugar baby bitch!'

The things he did for fucking friendship.

Eren and Levi cuddled on the bed for several minutes, Eren mindlessly tracing his finger along Levi's abs. The older male looked down, seeing him lost in thought. He smiled a little, pressing his lips to his forehead.

"What are you thinking about?" he asked, running a hand through his boyfriend's hair. Eren hummed, his expression unreadable.

"Hmm, I'm just wondering how to tell my friends that I'm banging a thirty-year old." Levi's elated mood shifted negatively. The way he said 'thirty' didn't sit well.

"You think about that just after we had sex? Does it bother you?" Eren sighed deeply, turning over so his back faced Levi. Concerned and a little impatient, Levi propped up on one elbow. "Oi. I asked you a question, brat."

Eren didn't budge. "I don't know, Levi. I really love you, but it's just so weird. The gap between us is pretty big and people can tell right away." The gap. There was only one gap he could think about. Fuck, could it be…? Eren sniffed and shifted so he faced Levi, his normally bright Caribbean eyes were dull and sad. He didn't bring himself to look at Levi. It was probably hard to if he was planning on ending them.

"I know what my mom's going to say right off the bat and I can agree with her. I need to find someone my-"

Levi was ready for the three-letter word he was dreading to hear since they started their relationship. Age. Ten years wasn't a simple number. Eren was a tiny brat when Levi turned legal. Even though it didn't matter now, people would think, people would point it out and make everything awkward from then on. Eren was attractive for his age and he could easily find someone else as young and sexy as him who wouldn't get grey hairs years before he would. He doubted anyone would love Eren or make him feel good like Levi did, but that was his ego talking. Levi shouldn't have gone for him if breaking up was going to hurt so much. It was far too late for that. Eren broke off, seeming to choke back a sob before his mouth shakily opened. The next word that came out was as smooth as his tongue on Levi's skin.

"Height." Eren finally looked up at him, eyes shining bright and smiling like the devil. He let out all the laughter he was hiding inside to keep the façade of being depressed. It completely threw Levi off-guard, freezing for a second before he reacted. Rage flooded his veins now that the dread and sadness were gone.

"You shitty brat…" he growled. Eren was giggling like crazy, hands covering his mouth so Levi wouldn't hear and increase the older man's annoyance with him.

"I'm sorry! It was just too perfect to pass up! I was thinking about how lucky I was to be with you. Honest!" Levi's face was blank.

"I'm going to kill you." Eren glanced up at his enraged lover, draping his arms over his shoulders. Levi shifted so that he was lying on top of him, still pissed off.

"Aww, you thought I was going to say 'age,' weren't you?" Levi grunted, looking away in embarrassment. Eren smiled.

"Kiss me?" Levi clicked his tongue. First this bastard fooled him with those sad eyes and little speech and now he wanted a kiss? But he was relieved that it was all a joke. Levi leaned down and kissed him, taking in the smooth feel of his lips on his. Eren pulled back with a grin.

"Making fun of your height's easy. Age is just cruel." Levi scoffed.

"Damn right. You know that shit bugs me. It'd bug other people too." He lied back next to Eren, the brunet curling at his side with an arm flung over Levi's front.

"We do what we want and that's no one else's business. If age is a problem, that's between you and me. I love you and that's it. It used to bother me, but I don't mind anymore. You're the best I could ever ask for." Levi hummed softly, feeling much better with Eren snuggled next to him whispering sweet words. If it didn't bother Eren, it shouldn't bother him either. He gave him a peck on the lips.

"Let's go to the beach house. If we plan on staying there for the weekend, we need to get going now." Eren brightened and jumped off the bed to get dressed, ignoring how sore his hips were and giving Levi a good view of his ass as he bent over. Levi propped himself up on his elbow again as he watched Eren bounce around in excitement. That sunny smile to the way his hips moved made Levi swoon if his pride allowed him to. He was lucky that Eren was with him and with Eren voicing how much he loved Levi, he felt lucky too. Maybe they'd elope at the beach house. He could feel the ocean breeze on his skin with Eren smiling next to him under a wedding arch. No, he shook his head. Too fast. It was an amazing year so far, but Eren deserved a proper wedding and his friends and family had to know he was dating before marriage was even an option. He looked over at Eren, jaw dropping when he saw Eren buttoning up his shirt, Levi's shirt. His legs were still bare as he smiled innocently at Levi.

"I wanted to try on your fancy shirts just once. Like what you see?" he teased, the shirt riding just barely under his crotch. Though Levi was shorter, his shirts were always longer. It looked perfect on Eren. Levi smirked. They were totally getting married.

Team 'Rescue the Dumbass,' coined by Jean, approached the door of the presidential suite, noting it was the only door of the two that had 'do not disturb' displayed on the electronic screen next to the door. Instead of ringing the doorbell button next to the screen, Jean knocked the door loudly with Sasha and Connie banging their fists along with him like a sick rhythm.

"Open up, motherfucker! Or should I say, Eren-fucker!" Jean moved his friends aside and kicked the door as hard as he could. Nope, didn't budge. Mikasa moved him and kicked it herself, her rage-filled kick sending the door flying open and she charged in with the others.

"Eren!" they shouted.

"Don't you be doing something stupid, you fuck!" added Jean. A small voice rang in their ears.

"Ah! D-daddy! I-I'm gonna c-cum!" They froze when they heard the sounds of breathless moans and skin slapping on skin, shuddering in disgust as they could only imagine what could make them. Mikasa moved with determination to the sounds, coming from the living room of the suite. Jean's jaw dropped at the sight before them.

"That isn't the professor."

Lo and behold, Armin was getting pounded on the couch by a tall, handsome blonde who was probably Captain America's porn doppelganger with a perfect build and gorgeous ice blue eyes. On the floor were towels strewn about, but they only paid attention to the moving scene in front of them. It didn't look like Armin hated it because his hips were moving to take the man's massive cock into him, moaning like this wasn't his first time. The man was all for it, grunting Armin's name and sucking his neck that was dotted with fresh and old hickeys.

"Erwin! Mo-ngh! More! Push it in deeper!" cried Armin. The man named Erwin chuckled deeply.

"More? You've gotten so demanding…" Before he could get further, Connie, Marco and Sasha whacked at his back.

"Get off him, you pervert!" shrieked Sasha, jumping and batting away at him.

"The only time it's okay to touch a naked guy!" shouted Connie, getting Erwin to move off.

"I guess we're here to save you too, Armin!" announced Marco brightly. Erwin scrambled to his feet, grabbing the nearest towel and wrapping it around his waist. Everyone huddled around Armin protectively. Jean pointed an accusing finger at him.

"First Eren and now Armin?! What more do you want, you dirty old man?!" he shouted.

"Eren! Are you in here by any chance?" asked Marco, running around the suite to find him. Erwin blinked.

"Eren? He's with Levi." Mikasa glared at him, a letter opener in her hand pointed at him.

"How do we know you're not Levi?" Erwin coughed into his hand. It was hard to stay dignified around people with only a towel on.

"My name's Erwin Smith. Levi is my co-worker." Connie snorted, taking the letter opener, putting it in his mouth and doing the mantis pose again.

"As if! How do we know that your name's not Erwin Levi Smith? Huh?!"

"Or maybe it's something Eren calls you because you lied saying it's your name! Multiple identities, multiple lovers and one asshole attached to it! Not only are you a pervert, but you're a dirty cheater!" Sasha added passionately. Armin cleared his throat, all attention on him. He blushed, grabbed a blanket off the couch and wrapped it around himself.

"His name is Erwin, he's my boyfriend. And I've met Levi. He's Eren's boyfriend." Their eyes bugged.

"Boyfriend?!" Erwin nodded.

"He and Levi always use the same hotel room when they visit. Is something wrong?" Jean was confused.

"B-but the Tesla…and the beach house…and the daddy kink…" He was trailing off. It still made sense to him that Eren had a sugar daddy. Erwin, despite how naked he was, chuckled.

"I assure you, us rich old men are still capable of love. But perhaps Levi should explain himself. He's always in room 1604." Mikasa growled and kicked a towel towards him.

"Then get dressed, Eyebrows. You're taking us to them."

While the others took an elevator down to the sixteenth floor, Eren and Levi were entering another to go down to the lobby. The couple was happily, on Eren's end, holding hands as the door shut behind them.

The group along with Erwin and Armin headed to room 1604, the new recruits trying in vain to separate themselves. Jean kicked Erwin's leg.

"Open the door, Armin-fucker!" he ordered. Erwin twitched, but opened the door, surprised when it opened without a hitch. He noticed the maid cart next to the door, but decided to let the others figure it out.

By the time they shoved Erwin aside and entered the room, a maid was inside taking off the bedsheets. The fine fabrics were plastered in white fluid. They froze in horror. They were too late. Jean sunk to his knees, the only movement the entire group made.

"We were too late. We were too late!" he shouted while the others began to flip out.

"Eren!" screamed Mikasa, running around the room to see if Eren was still around. Armin went to calm everyone down, but Erwin grabbed him from behind by the shoulders and laid his chin on him.

"Let's leave them to adjust to this, shall we?" he suggested, hoping to continue where they left off back in their room. Armin frowned at first, but smiled, took Erwin's hand and both fled the room.

Back in the elevator, Levi and Eren stayed at each other's side as they waited for the doors to open to the lobby.

"I saved money throughout the months so I have enough to pay for dinner and stuff for the weekend." Levi hummed a little, nuzzling into Eren's neck and kissing the bite marks he had made.

"No," he answered. "I want you to cook for me."

Eating his cooking was a lot better than going out. Eren rolled his eyes. "Jeez, what am I, your wife?"

"Yes," Levi answered without hesitation. Eren blinked.

"What?" His phone rang to signal a text, distracting him from Levi's smirk. He frowned when he read the text.

'Where are you, sugar baby bitch?' –Jean. Wow, what an asshole. What the hell was he thinking, calling him a sugar baby? Was this a new way of calling him a whore? Two can play at this game. He was about to text him back a series of insults, but Levi placed a hand over his.

"Oi, I don't like that face you're making. Forget whoever the fuck is texting like a dipshit. Focus on us and our weekend." Eren forced a smile through the rage and kissed him, feeling much better. He closed the screen with a sneer. 'Fuck you, Jean.'

End of this bit! I was originally thinking of ending it like this and letting everyone freak and never find out, but I do have ideas of an epilogue. Let me know if you'd like an epilogue! Here's a small preview if you want a taste of what it'd be like:

"Alright Eren, spill it. Who are you fucking?!"

"Yes Eren, please tell us. We just want to meet him…"

"Or throw him off a building. If he's a perv, of course."

Oh, and room 1604 is a combo of Levi's height and the 104th Trainees Squad for Eren. Just a small fact in case you were all wondering about the number!