WARNING: This following chapter has nothing to do with the main-story... at least not much.
So read carefully now! If you did loved the happy ending... just quit right here,
because you are about to encounter about a dozen more, which are NOT happy endings.
Those endings are written with plenty dark humor... so don't complain later, if you don't like them!
They are here for the "really brave ones"... so don't say you had not been warned!
Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony
An, not quiet so happy End
After the changelings had been banished, only Cadance was for some inexplicable reason still there, but was unable to flee, since the royal guards hold her in place.
Twilight walked up to Celestia, which just had been freed out of an quiet uncomfortable cocoon
"Princess Celestia, what will happen to Cadance? Will she be banished?"
The princess looked down on her self to find a lot of green sticky goo in her fur... it would take weeks, to get it out of it and she hated to be messy in public.
"Don't you worry my dear, i will take care of her" she smiled.
With this she whistled towards the guard in charge and performed a quick left to right motion in height of her neck, as soon she had his attention.
The guard silently nodded and the others dragged the loud cursing mare outside the room.
"What will happen to her?" Twilight asked once more, while she could still hear her protest from outside.
"Oh, don't worry... she will be fine". Celestia waved off,
when there was suddenly an sound of sliding metal and a short -whomp- outside, followed by a -plomp- right after and the cursing and screaming had stopped.
Twilight's eyes grew wide as she starred on her mentor.
"She's fine" she smiled at her student "So... who wants some cake!?" the princess announced cheerful,
when everypony ran for the wedding cake.
The... not so happy end.
Celestia spotted the last remaining peace of chocolate cake and was about to get it her self, when suddenly Twilight took it and ate in a few bites.
The alicorn whistled towards an nearby guard and performed the motion from before, when Twilight got dragged out of the room – there was once again the sound of sliding iron and silence.
The guests starred at the princess in disbelieve "Oh don't worry, she s fine too!"
The... unhappy end.
The princess spoke up "and despite Twilight being totally fine, I announce to take a new student on my side", rubbing her hoof on her chin to find a good candidate.
Her sight wandered to the pony's around her, every single one of them had their trades and would had loved to be her student, when she suddenly pointed towards Pinkie Pie.
"You, I want you... you look like the funniest pony there is..." she said cheering "for sure a welcome change after this bookworm"
Pinkie Pie cheered as the princess looked a little confused about it.
"Not you, the one behind you" she specified.
Pinkie turned around to find Cheese Sandwich to be the one.
The... awkward end.
Pinkie Pie had not spend her howl life to be the super-best-party-pony around, to get this chance wiped away by second class clown and a princess, which probably could not distinguish a good joke from Maud's pet-rock "bolder"...
So she offered both of them an very very special "Celebration Pie"... on which both chocked,
then she quickly got out her party cannon and pointed it towards the reaming guests "Guess who's in charge now!?"
The … what the buck... end O_o
Little did everypony know, this all just worked out as planned... when the real mastermind would soon step in and take over... and so Gummi grinned toothless upon his genius.
...?
Even before Shining Armor and Chrysalis could make their way, towards the marriage chariot, Chrysalis changed her mind, since she just had seen an even more pure pony standing in the middle of the crowd. The both immediately fell in true love with one another.
The mare was small and had a really fluffy pink fur all around, short legs, as well bright cyan eyes.
She was so adorable with her stretched out tongue and slightly Derpy eyes.
She might didn't say much, but her smile and cute reactions where irresistible.
The … somehow happy end?
Some when later, when Chrysalis was sleeping alongside her new pink special somepony, Luna snuck into her dream and searched it all over until she found what she had to left behind the last time, when she had come here.
The Strawberry cake. Mhhhh... delicious!
The... I guess this is also happy, right? (End)
Later this year everypony was Celebrating Christmas together, as they all had put her presents below the Christmas tree. Only one missing was Luna's present, since she probably had played to long with her changeling family, since five minutes each would cost her about two to three weeks to do so...
"I will get it!" Applejack declared as she got up in Luna's room.
Luna was nowhere to be seen, as well the present, until a small black crate got her attention, which was standing on a small podium in the middle.
"This sure must be it" she said and used her mouth, to take the small black metal create along with her.
It probably must been some kind of jewelry, since it wasn't barely bigger than a few apples...
The cowgirl placed the present below the tree and everypony was now allowed to pick one of the others, leaving it to surprise what was inside it.
Everypony had picked something and was happily surprised what was in the presents,
when Rarity was the last one to pick, as she chose the small black metal chest.
"This looks promising, it sure is simple, but elegant..." she bragged, while slowly opening the box with a close look on it "lets see what treasure is insEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"
The final end.
Told ya! You just didn't listen, did you?
ps. i love Fluffle-Puff/Chrysalis, sue me!
ps. ps. i'm sorry Rarity (again!) xD ... i so going to hell for this one... haha...
