Mildly Okay Advice
Advice- If Pit suggests something, don't do it.
A piece of advice to any future Smashers-
Never ask Ike or Roy about the incident referred to as "That one time with the thing and the stuff". Ever. It's mildly entertaining to see them get so worked up and turn such violent shades of red, but it isn't quite worth their eternal hatred.
Seriously, it isn't. Especially when you have the misfortune of being Ike's roommate. If Pit tells you to ask about it, please hit him in the face with something heavy, and tell him Shulk told him to stop being sadistic.
However, if you must know about this for whatever reason, ask Marth whenever no one is around. Preferably in one of the dark closets where the older Smashers tell you they hide dead bodies. (By the way, they aren't always kidding about that, but it's not as bad as you think.) Marth won't try to violently impale you or turn you into a Popsicle of whatever species you happen to be, but will instead start laughing almost creepily and recount a rather embarrassing incident. I would put it down here, but I don't want to be more dead than I am already.
Okay, on second thought, they both already hate my guts, and if I put it down here, no one else will have to make the mistake of asking the wrong person about it. That's probably safer, considering Marth is very rarely without one of them and when he is, it usually isn't a good time to talk. Really, I think I ended up making Ike hate me even more than he would have otherwise by making him think I was stalking his boyfriend. So, just please keep in mind that no one is to recount this to anyone who could potentially let Roy or Ike that you know about it.
Basically, under some circumstance which Marth doesn't quite recall, though it was likely either a lost bet or a side effect of copious amounts of sugar and very small amounts of sleep, the three of them ended up singing some J-Pop song (he said the name, I don't think I could spell or pronounce it if I tried) extremely loudly and poorly. In Japanese. In the middle of the night. See, not worth a death wish. Funny to imagine, but not really worth having a roommate that would like nothing better than to disembowl you for.
From what I can tell, the reason this wasn't embarrassing for Marth was because it was his idea, and he just genuinely thought it would be fun. However, considering Roy's one of the more serious ones around be here, and Ike has a younger sister that would most likely make fun of it until the end of time if she ever knew of it, Marth was the only one who doesn't wish there wasn't evidence this ever happened. By evidence, I mean Peach recorded it, but was unable to get anything more than the audio behind a wall, but it's still evidence it happened. I've heard it's somewhere on Peach's computer, but I haven't seen it myself. Shame- I'd like to at least be able to know how bad it really was.
So, in short, if someone tells you to ask someone about something vague, it is probably a horrible idea and will make your life extremely difficult.
-Shulk