All right, this one's a little longer (: I hope you like it!

Disclaimer: Not mine!

Sun was shining in the sky. It was a nice beautiful day in Central City and Wally thought it would be a good idea to go for a walk through the park after their morning patrol. Then he could take Jinx for lunch to Italy, Japan or wherever she felt like going. So, after getting their job done, they went to the biggest park in town.

Holding hands as they walked, Jinx thought about how much she enjoyed his company, tough she would never admit it so easily. She noticed he was looking at her, smiling like a little child.

"What?"

"Nothing, I was just thinking how awesome we're together. We're like, pure awesomeness! Right?"

"Yeah, I guess we are, Flash" She said smiling back. It was a really beautiful day, and Wally not being his annoying self, but a quieter version, made it even better.

"You know? It's so cool that that guy you met a few days after you left the Hive Five didn't stick around you after that date of yours. Disaster date indeed, ha!"

"Yeah! I mean, he started acting so weird after I… WAIT, how do you know about Mark? I never told you about him or our one date!" Jinx looked at him accusingly.

Dammit, can't I keep my mouth shouted?

"Oh ahem, well Jinxy… it's kind of a funny story, actually!" Jinx kept looking at him, encouraging him to continue the story. "You see… remember I was already following you around by the time you met this Mark guy?"

"How could I forget it? Go on" the witch said rudely.

"Well I didn't really like him. He was all head over heels for you, and that kinda bothered me a little. So when he asked you out on a date, and YOU SAID YES, I had to do something! I mean, c'mon, he wasn't as cool as I am. And if I recall, I told you "You deserve better". And by "better" I meant ME!" He said proudly. "Of course it meant stop with the stealing, and be a good girl, don't be a villain anymore, and other stuff too, but I was definitely included in the "better""

Jinx was getting exasperated "Alright, alright, just keep telling me the story before I smack your head against that bench over there!"

"Fiiiine" the speedster said unwillingly. "You went out with him. So I followed"

"Figured. What happened then?"

"I knew you didn't actually like him, and I could see "BORED TO DEAD" written all over your face! So, in order to help you, and just to help you, well… ahem..."

She's gonna hex me till next Sunday. Oh fuck, can't I think twice or three times what I'm gonna say? She was never supposed to find out what I told the guy, dammit dammit dammit!

"Well?... What did you do, love?" Jinx said trying to suppress the raising anger. It didn't work.

"Ahem…Well, you were bored, so when you went to the ladies' room I ahem… I went to your table and had a little chat with Max"

"Mark"

"Yeah, that"

"... So, honey, would you mind telling me what you said to him, exactly?" Her hand was still on his, so he could feel the way she grabbed it harder and harder every time he spoke. Auch. She was using too many cute words. It couldn't be good.

"Remember I told ya it was really funny? Haha, it totally was!" I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die "I asked Mark if he was with you like, on a date… he said -Stupid voice mode on- "Yeah mate, she's really something!" And then I told him something else and left" Wally smiled at her.

"Now Wally: WHAT. DID. YOU. TELL. HIM"

He sighed " I told him…

FLASHBACK.

"Yeah mate, she's really something!"

"She?" Wally looked at him worried. "Look buddy, this is not easy to say but I am a good guy, and I care about people, so I'm gonna tell ya anyways… SHE USED TO BE A DUDE!"

END FLASHBACK.

Jinx was staring at him. She might not be yelling and making a whole scene out of it, but the look in her eyes was bad enough. She spoke calmly, making the words sound even scarier.

"Now listen to this West, and listen carefully because I'm only saying it once. Run. Hide. You have ten seconds to find a place to stay for the next five days. I repeat: HIDE, because if I get to find you… I'm gonna hex you unconscious. Then, I. WILL. RIP. YOUR. COCK. OFF. And then, when people ask me about you, I will say "Kid Flash? Yeah, HE USED TO BE A DUDE"

Wally got it.

"I'll see you in five days, my lovely Cupcake!" was the only thing he got to say before rushing to Rwanda.

Poor guy. He kinda deserved it though, what a terrible way to scare someone off of your potencial girlfriend!

Anyways, thanks for the reviews, Collsy100 and KF fan, I hoped you liked this one too (:

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