I can't stop listening "Hey" by the Pixies. 'Cos I love them so much (: Does it have to do anything with the story? No.
Enjoy!
"All right, one more left and my job's done! Then I can go back to my baby, it needs to be fixed before kickin' all of the bad guy's asses, ya know!"
Cyborg and Beast Boy were checking all of the security video tapes. "All" included every single video tape from all of the Titans' houses around the world. Robin had asked them to. He had become a little paranoid since a stupid kid tried to break into Teen Titans East's tower. He activated all the alarms on, and was quickly captured. Turns out, he was just high. The guy didn't even know where he was, or how he had gotten in there. The moment he got caught, he started singing "Hot and Cold". However, Robin is Robin. Paranoia is his thing.
"Which one's left, dude?" Beast Boy had been bored since the first tape.
"Kid Flash and Jinx's place, then we're done!" The half-robot, half human teen put the tape on.
Laundry Room, 10 pm, June 18th.
"OH, YEAH, YEAH, JUST LIKE THAT WALLY!"
"OH FUCK, JINX! TRY…TO… OH FUCK… STAY STILL!"
"I'm trying, it's just so… OH, YEAH, HMM THAT'S GREAT!... God, it's hard to do this on the washing machine while it's on and… GOD THAT'S GOOD!"
...
"WHAT DA FUCK?" Cyborg was shocked. Watching Jinx and Wally having sex on their washing machine wasn't something he wanted to see.
"DUUUUDE, PRESS FORWARD, PRESS FORWARD!" Beast Boys was covering his eyes and hears. "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO FLASH AFTER WATCHING HIS DICK, MAN!"
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!" Cyborg stopped the tape. "Man! Those two are not wasting their time! Holy shit. Let's just press forward and finish this thing before Robin gets all mad at us" he said with a frown.
"Are you sure we should keep watching this one?"
"C'mon, I don't think all of the tape's gonna be just them having sex"
Cyborg pressed "play".
Training Room, 7:30 am, August 27th.
"Now to the left… OH,YEAH, keep doing that, Jinx"
"Oh but Wally, good guys aren't supposed to do this to inocent girls!"
"Inocent girls don't give blow jobs, darling, and given the fact you're so damn good at it, I don't think... OH, FUCK YEAH!"
...
"OOWH, C'MON MAN!" Cyborg was pissed and Beast Boy shocked.
"FORWARD, FORWARD!"
Living Room, 9pm, October 31th.
"What a nice Halloween costume, Jinxy! Come here, kitty kitty, come here!"
"Prr, and I love your "naked guy" costume, Flashy, prr prr"
"Now turn around, babe"
"Meow!"
...
"JESUS CHRIST!"
"SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!"
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!" Robin stepped angrily in the room and then saw the screen. "What are you guys doing? I told you to check the security video tapes, not to watch porn!" Then he watched the screen again, and heard the voices.
OH, YEAH, HARDER, HARDER!
Astonished and creeped out by the sight of his best friend fucking an ex-villain dressed as a cat, he asked, not sure if he wanted to know the answer "Is that Kid Flash? What is he… OH MY FUCKING GOD, TURN THE SCREEN OFF, NOW!"
Back at their apartment in Central City, Jinx and Wally were washing the dishes. He was hugging her from behind and then he kissed her on the cheek. She turned around, looked up at him and smiled playfully "Just the cheek? How boring" She pouted.
That was all he needed. He started kissing her hungrily on the lips while she played with his hair. When they stopped, only to catch their breath, she licked his lips and he couldn't help but lift her on the table while kissing her neck. Shockwaves ran up and down her spine at the feel of his lips on her bare neck. Jinx let out a soft moan and pushed herself deeper into his lap.
Then, she remembered.
"Wait, Flash!" She said suddenly
"Hmmm, what? Ow, c'mon, don't be a tease!" He frowned.
Jinx ignored him. "Remember Cyborg asked for our security video tapes? You gave them to him, right?"
"Ahm, yeah. What does it have to do with us making out now?" He asked, confused.
"You deleted all of our sex scenes, right?" She asked worriedly.
"No… you did"
"No, I didn't"
"Then…"
They looked at each other in shock.
"HOLY SHIT!"
So now you know: Be careful, sometimes there are cameras.
Have a great day everyone! (: