Wow, it's been so long! But hey, new story, yay!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans. It would be awesome, though. I would have never cancelled, damn it :(

"And as I was saying before Cyborg yawned"- Robin said, clearly irritated– "crimes alerts have been increasing in sector three, five and nine. I suggest we split in groups so we can keep under surveillance those sectors. Do you agree with this measure?"

All of the titans and honorary titans that were sitting at the conference room in the T-shaped tower nodded in approval. Most of them weren't even paying attention, as the meeting had extended practically forever.

Robin, as the control freak he is, wouldn't want the meeting to be over until all the topics were discussed, and so he continued…

"Alright! Moving on to our next issue, I think it's time for us to…"

"AWWW DUUDE, HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?!"- Beast Boy said before the Boy Wonder could keep going with his ohsoserious meeting –"WE'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOREVER!… my butt hurts already" – and so, he proceeded to show how much his butt hurt by rubbing it in front of everybody. Raven rolled her eyes. Classic Beast Boy…

"Yeah man, we've been working for like five hours straight, can we just take a fifteen minute break?" Cyborg said –"I think I'm going to fall asleep and I NEED SOME FOOD Y'ALL!"

"Ugh!" Robin sighed –"Fine. But just fifteen minutes. After that, you all need to come back here so we can discuss about all of the other issues that are on my list. It is VERY important, people; we're saving the world right here!"

Lots of groans were heard while the titans left the conference room to have their lives back, at least for fifteen minutes. So while everyone was stumbling over each other to get through the door, Starfire, Robin, Kid Flash and Jinx stayed in their sits, the last two with worried expressions on their faces. Starfire, however, noticing how tense the Boy Wonder looked, approached him.

"Robin, I believe it is okay to do the relaxing among our friends. You seem very tired and everyone needs to take the break once in a while"- She smiled warmly at the boy.

"Yeah chill out man listen to your girlfriend there's nothing to worry about we've got it all under control, haha"- Kid Flash said, a little bit too quickly. He sat on his chair, which happened to be next to Jinx's. Also, he had a kind of weird a big smile on his face.

"Mmh, suspicious" Robin thought. However, reminding KF'S mention on Starfire being his girlfriend, and being the sensitive little bitch Robin was –Jinx loved to call him that- He narrowed his eyes to Kid Flash. Even if she WAS his girlfriend, he was still kind of a drama queen about it. –Jinx also loved that nickname-

So, ignoring the suspicious look on his best friend face, and also the weird forced innocent smile on Jinx's, Robin smiled at Starfire and said "Ok Star, I'll go with the rest, I could use some fresh air too"

"Glorious!" Star clapped her hands together. "Are you joining us friends?" She asked the pair that was still on their sits, apparently not willing to move yet.

"NO! Nonono"

"NONONO!, GOD NO!" Jinx and Wally said hurriedly while shaking their heads like crazies. Jinx noticed Starfire's worried face and calmed down. She remembered all of her skills learned in Acting 101 while at the H.I.V.E Academy. She took a breath and continued.

"Oh, no Star, thank you. We prefer to stay here, our chairs are really really comfortable, and Kid Flash hasn't eaten anything in a while. I will go make him a sandwich in a few more minutes while he gets his strength back" and smiled cheerfully.

"Aww, you two are such a pretty couple!" Star congratulated them from the other side of the table. "We will leave you alone now so you can do the resting!" and with that, she followed Robin through the door, who, before leaving the room narrowed even more his eyes at his male friend and did the "I'm watching you" sign with his hand.

"Hehehe, alright Star, we'll see you later!" Kid Flash waved her goodbye as Jinx did too.

"WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!" He screamed at his girlfriend immediately after Star and Robin had left the room.

"SSHHHHHH!" Jinx shushed Wally with her left hand, the only one available at the moment – "Shut up! They're gonna hear us, dammit!" And so, she looked at the mess they got themselves into: her right hand had gotten stuck in Wally's uniform. Right in his manly parts. While giving him a handjob during the meeting…

"Oh my God oh my god, how did your hand got stuck?!"

"I don't know! I just, agh, I can't move it, it's like the zipper's got it!"

"What if I try to move my molecules to let it go?!"

"No! You will burn my freaking hand, Wally!"

"Oh shit, you're right. Fuck fuck fuck, why do we have to be like this?! Can't we just stay focused on a stupid meeting?! Can Robin not make this so incredibly boring?! Can you just not be so fucking hot?... Can you not give me such amaaazing handjobs and…"

"Earth to Wally! You're losing it, you're getting hard again and THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME!" Jinx shouted, alarmed, but also kind of turned on… Oh, the things she could do to him right now, right in this chair, right in this conference room, right on the fucking table… FOCUS JINX, DAMMIT.

"Right, right, I'm sorry Slowpoke. You're right, we need to get out of this crap"

"How much time do we have before the others come in?" She asked him.

"I don't know… maybe like, five or six minutes!"

"Oh shit, oh shit… OK, OK I'VE GOT AN IDEA!"

"What? What is it?!"

"What if I cut the thread that holds the zipper with something sharp?!"

"Yeah, that's great babe! I'll rush to our apartment to get another suit, it'll take me no time!" He smiled "Do you have something sharp?"

"… Do YOU have something sharp?" Jinx asked him, and he shook his head.

"Wait, wait! What if you cut it with your teeth?" He suggested

"Why don't YOU cut it with your teeth?!" Jinx said, angry. She was getting exasperated with the whole situation.

"I can't reach it! If I could reach that part of my body with my mouth, do you think I would be so horny all the time?! And believe me, I've tried…"

"God, you're an idiot…" Jinx said, holding a laugh. "Alright, alright if it's the only way, I guess I'll have to do it then…" And so, Jinx kneeled in front of Kid's chair, and placed herself between his legs while lowering her head and moving it toward his fun parts.

"Looking good down there, Jinxie" Aaaand, he was hard again.

"Shut it, Kid!"

After a minute trying to find the thread, Jinx finally started to cut it with her teeth.

"That's it babe, you're doing it right!" KF said, unfortunately unaware of the sound of the doorknob. Man, even if this wasn't a blowjob, he was surely enjoying the view… "Yeah, just a little bit more!"

"Is it ok if I lick it to make it…" Jinx was also so focused on her task that she hardly could pay attention to anything else happening near them. And suddenly, the door opened to reveal all of their friends ready to go on with the stupid meeting…

"Alright Titans, time to restart our WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY CONFERENCE ROOM?!"

Jinx lifted her head, away from Kid Flash groin, while he put his both of his hands in the air and said:

"Guys, this is not what you think…"

So awkward...