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A/N: Alright... I was gonna update "EM Classic Disney Song Parodies" but decided to do this instead. Unlike the last two chapters this one has a game I actually own.

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Xion's Lover: Shall do! Thanks for reviewing!

Jazzerella: I already PMed your answer to your Markiplier question but after you finish watching the videos I suggest the "Bane Plays" and "Amnesia Reaction Compilation" videos since that's where most of the references from last chapter came from. Also Markiplier posted a playthrough of "Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs" (Sequel to The Dark Descent) a few weeks ago if you're interested, and cool to know you're so into this. It's nice to know people enjoy this. Thanks for reviewing!

DarkX: Who knew, right? XD In all seriousness though, Brony Prescott is just a silly little headcannon of mine. Thanks for reviewing!

Alright, let's get on with this. Enjoy!


As with most days lately, the two Toons sat around the laptop waiting for their next game to load.

"Must we play this?" Prescott groaned.

"You're the one who didn't wanna play another horror game and it was either this or no game at all today," Telly answered with a sigh, "This game isn't that bad anyway. You get to control people and they hafta do whatever you say, what could be better than that!"


"...You're kiddin' right?"

"I think this is an accurate depiction of what I look like."

Facepalm.

While Telly had expected for Prescott to put some of his ego into the creation of his Gremlin Sim she had decided it was time to draw the line when he had given his Sim the biggest muscles possible after spending the last half hour trying to get everything down to the smallest detail just right.

"Nononono wrong... hand it over and lemme show ya how the expert does it," Telly said as she took the mouse before Prescott could protest and hit the randomize option. In a matter of seconds, the on-screen character went from a sex god to being mortalily obese weakling complete with a bushy green unibrow with a rainbow unicorn tatoo covering the majority of his left face. "Much better!"

Prescott looked slighty horrified, "Why would you do that?! You just completely ruined him!" Telly wasn't listening to him however as she began adding random accessories.

"More beautiful," she called out as she gave the Sim a nose piercing. As the Gremlin next to her made a grab for the mouse she hit the "Save Sim" button, "See? Now that's how you make a Sim."

Prescott narrowed his eyes and gave the phone a death glare, "I hate you."


"...Are we done yet?"

"No, it's only been a half hour! Give the game a chance, it can be pretty fun."

"Oh yes, because nothing is more pulse pounding than playing a computer game where your character does the exact same thing," Prescott said sarcastically with an eye roll. He was currently staring at Telly's Sim playing an online game while his at work.

"Well we still have a little bit of Karma Power left. Wanna go to a neighborhood the rich people live in and burn their house's down?"

"Alright."

5 Minutes Later

"I love how their home's are burnin' down and no one's doing anythin'," Telly spoke up as the two watched the aftermath of using the Firestorm power, "They're all 'Oh look the house is on fire should we do somethin'?'"

Deciding to play along, Prescott replied, " 'No it's perfectly fine. The worst it'll do is kill us.' Do you think if I send Prescott Sim there something will happen?"

"Only one way to find out."

5 More Minutes Later

Trevor Burton has tragically burned to death. Who knew fire could be so dangerous?

It was silent for a second until Telly spoke up. "Well then... looks like you're officially a muderer."

"You're the one the one who decided to do this in the first place," Prescott shouted, irritated.

"You're the one who went along with it. Anyway congrats, you've just earned a one-way ticket to Gremlin Hell."


"What... did you do," Prescott asked while staring slighty wide eyed at the screen. He had left a short while ago to get a snack and certainly wasn't expecting to come back to this.

Telly raised her hands in defense,"I swear I had nothing to do with it! Daisy called and asked about anythin' new I may have heard - ya know, since I'm a "reliable source" - anyway I was only gone for a few minutes. I come back and suddenly Sim me is pregnent!"

"Alright, hold on. I know how to fix this," Prescott then clicked on Telly's Sim, went to the "Mean" interactions and repeatedly clicked on "Insult," "Slap," and "Call Mother A Llama." Within minutes the Sims were on the ground fighting each other.

"Okay now that should keep those two from going at it again."


As much as he tried to get some form of entertainment out of this game, Prescott just couldn't see the appeal. Sure using the Karma Powers were fun to use when messing with other Sims but besides that the game didn't really offer much else. Currently, he was watching Telly's Sim (Who was still pregnent) swim in the new pool he bought. Telly herself was in the other room, having yet another conversation with Daisy.

Still looking at the Sim, Prescott suddenly got an idea. He'd been trying to find a way to get back at the phone Toon for a while now for all the times he'd been the victim of one of her pranks. Prescott couldn't help but smirk as he went to build mode and selected the wall tool. Maybe this game wasn't that unbearable after all...

Yet Another 5 Minutes Later

"...Okay... you're a bastard!"

"Think of this as payback."

"Oh, I'll give ya payback!"

Yet again, Telly yanked the mouse away from the other. She had just returned to find that Prescott had trapped Telly Sim in the pool by building walls around it until she inevitably drowned. Naturally, she wasn't happy about this. Telly quickly had Prescott's Sim quit what he was doing (Cooking dinner) and let what was cooking in the oven to burn.

"Give me that back!" Prescott made a reach for the mousepad. Unluckily for him Telly saw this coming and hopped off the table, with the laptop in tow, as she sold all the doors to trap the Sim indoors.

Had anyone happened to look through the window during the time this was happening, they would've seen Telly hopping frantically while half carrying half dragging around a laptop with (a very annoyed) Prescott chasing after her. Overall it looked like something out of an old cartoon.

Finally Prescott ended it by teleporting in front of her and snatching the computer back. However, by then the damage had been done and he managed to get ahold of things just in time to see his character perish as a result of the house fire caused by dinner being left in the oven. He didn't even have to turn around to know Telly was smirking at him.

"Like you said," she spoke rather smugly, "Think of this as payback."


A/N: Well that escalated quickly. I figured they both end up killing each others Sims but the chase scene just kinda... happened. :/ At least Prescott finally got some revenge on Telly though. XD

Anyway for the whole "Burning Down People's houses" thing was based on what really happened once when I played the game. Turns out if you use the Firestorm Karma Power in an area your Sim isn't in no one will do anything if a fire starts until your Sim shows up. Strange, no?

Also before I disappear and don't update for another month I have the schedule for the next three chapters:

Ch. 4: One Late Night

Ch. 5: Skyrim (Part One)

Ch. 6: Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts

'Til then! ;)

This chapter has been deticated to the memory of Prescott Sim and Telly Sim (Oct. 4, 2O13 - Whenever the Heck You're Reading This)