Sup peeps? I'm here to bring you the next installment of SotE

Again I apologist for the crappy Team 7 vs kakashi thing, I was planing an awesome fight for that but again I just couldn't get into it, so if anyone was disappointed about him just using a massive army of clones to throw down traps I apologize, Naruto will however be using his elements this chapter.

RANT TIME, skip if you don't want to read that.

OK still paying attention? Good. Alright I have an interesting thing to talk about today, for the most part I've been pretty soft on the characters of this story, making fun of them here and there as I saw fit, however a few of you have suggested I 'bash' certain characters in a couple of reviews, now I know that's fairly common in 'humor' fanfics to bash certain characters (usually the ones the author personally despises) However I got a PM the other day asking about bashing someone, it wasn't a specific or anything just 'Why haven't I bashed anyone in my story.' Looking back I realized, I HADN'T bashed anyone, aside from Danzo in the third chapter which was all of 1 or 2 lines I really hadn't busted anyone's balls. But then I remembered the reason WHY I don't bash. To me there is no irredeemable character, all characters through some plot contrivance CAN be saved. Doesn't mean they SHOULD BE, just that they can. But that's where my point comes in at. I'm not the type to bash a character just because I can, the reason? Because to bash a character is to admit that it is irredeemable, that the character is so far gone that the only thing that you can get out of them is an ooc dart board to throw insults and misfortunes at, take Sasuke for instance, most people make him out to be the arrogant retard that can't do shit without stealing the hard work of others, that and the small penis and erectile dysfunction jokes abound around the guy, which to me isn't funny.

Let's put this into penis joke perspective. Sasuke bashing is like that young up and coming 'ironic' comedian. The irony being that even though he's up and coming and apparently 'good' his jokes are rather tasteless and bland. His penis jokes amount to "Penis Penis Penis, teeheehee I said penis" that isn't irony, that is at best sarcasm if he isn't taking the joke seriously, and just sad if he is taking them seriously. No, a real comedian telling a real joke would be one that focused on the object rather than the character. If you're going to do a penis joke do it in a way that is refreshing and new, or at least make it 'ironic' like you claim it to be, take the Austin powers penis joke where they mistake that rocket that looks like a giant-

-Johnson. What does it look like on the screen?" The general commanded his second in command, who whimpered out "The device has a long, smooth shaft, complete with-

-TWO BALLS!" yelled the umpire.

See what I'm getting at here? Instead of tastelessly turning a possibly good character in a story into a brain dead monkey, to poke at with a stick while it throws its poo at you. You can instead use that character (Like the general or his second in command) IN the joke instead of BEING the joke and applying it to something that doesn't ruin the character forever. For example, Naruto makes a penis joke and several people in the room, including Sasuke check their pants to make sure of their 'manliness' it's a visual gag yes but it's still using a penis joke without overtly bashing that character or turning them into brain dead retards.

On the other hand I do condone bashing if it's used to further character development, say the bashing of Hinata to harden her resolve and become a badass motha heffer. Constructive bashing is better than destructive bashing.

Honestly...I guess it's all a matter of opinion, but my earlier description of bashing is pretty accurate, you're "Turning a possibly good character into a below average IQ, ooc dart board to throw insults and misfortunes at."

thanks for listening on to the story.

Disclaimer: as always don't own Naruto, if I did, everyone would be girls and it would be a lesbian drama, with ninjas...and smoking...smoking ninjas. I do however own the original jutsu used and one (1) military grade soda can.

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"speech"

'Thoughts'

"Kyubi speech"

'Kyubi thoughts'

Jutsu

Chapter 8: D-day.

"So she's in on this whole multiple wives thing then?" Anko eyed the sheepish looking Naruto and the blushing Hinata behind him.

"Uh...Yeah, turns out she kinda has a huge crush on me." Naruto chuckled.

"Just a crush?" Anko raised her eyebrow.

Naruto scratched the back of his head nervously "Er...the make out for almost an hour with tongue kind of crush." said eyebrow disappeared into her hairline.

'Oookay then" Anko stared at the blushing girl, who upon closer inspection was rubbing her legs together suggestively, which made Anko's other eyebrow disappear. She turned to look at Naruto in surprise 'Crush nothing, this girl is about ready to jump his bones, it's only me and her modesty keeping her from following through. Damn Gaki you bagged a minx.' Anko licked her lips a little and grinned.

Naruto paled when she did that, that could only mean one thing. 'I'm sorry Hinata-chan. Really, really sorry...'

"Alright then, Hinata, come with me" She grabbed the girl and all but dragged her into an adjacent room to 'explain' a few things to the girl, the sounds of said 'explanation' brought a thin trail of blood from the blondes nose, before everything went black for him...

Meanwhile in the other room Anko was grinning madly 'Well there he went' Anko cackled mentally, knowing the boy had passed out from the noises she was getting the Hyuuga girl to make, after she heard him hit the floor she stopped her 'play time' to give the Hyuuga girl a firm glare. "Alright girly listen up" she snapped, making the partially violated heiress stiffen a bit.

"Y-yes Anko-san?" the girl replied nervously, still reeling from the sensations the snake mistress ave her

"I've heard the Gaki's reasons for this little addition to the family, but now I want yours, I want to know if you really love him and why. Do it quickly before I start 'playing' with you again." she wiggled an eyebrow suggestively which made the younger girl blush furiously.

"W-well, N-Naruto-kun is..." She blushed again just thinking about the boy.

Anko smacked the girl on top of the head, "Quit stuttering and tell me dumbass."

"Owwie" the Hyuuga whined rubbing the bump on her head, a look from Anko told her another would be coming soon if she didn't hurry. The girl sighed and took a deep breath. "Naruto-kun...I've always admired him, e-ever since we met, it was that day you were c-chasing him to that playground, he s-sort of crashed into me and we talked for a minute or so before he left again." She poked her fingers together nervously "I can't say I believe in love at first sight but I fell for Naruto-kun just like he fell on me." She chuckled a little bit with a blush. "I-I've watched him for a long time now, and h-he's always inspired me to b-better myself, just watching the training he goes through when he's by h-himself is amazing, and I can't help but admire him." The girl blushed again "It helps that he's so s-sexy with those ears and tail." she turned an even deeper scarlet when she admitted that, which caused a wide grin to cross Anko's face.

"So you love him then?" the snake mistress prodded.

"Yes" Hinata nodded "With every bit of my heart"

"Good" Anko smiled "That's all I needed to know." Hinata stared at Anko like she was crazy, which to be fair she kind of was.

"T-thats all?"

"Yep, as long as you really love the gaki, which from the sound and looks of it you really, really do. Just don't hurt him and we won't have any problems."

Hinata nodded dumbly wondering just what the hell she'd gotten herself into, only to realize that Anko was staring hungrily at the girl, who let out a little 'eep' of fear, which made Anko look turn feral as she descended on her 'prey.' The noises of which were heard all around the forest of death making many of the native creatures look towards the tower and somehow or another being sentient enough to sweatdrop at the noise which by all rights shouldn't be happening there...

-The next day, training ground 3-

"Hello team." Kakashi hailed them.

"...You're late." came the annoyed reply.

He eye-smiled "Sorry about that a black cat crossed my path so I had to take another path."

"You do realise you could just shunshin here right?" Naruto deadpanned.

"But then where's the fun of the journey?" came the irritating reply which made the three genin facepalm.

"Ok fuck the explanations lets just train and maybe stay sane enough to do a mission afterwords." Naruto growled.

"Oh, and just what kind of training do you want to do Naruto?" Kakashi looked questioningly at the blonde with his one good eye, not forgetting that little boast about him training his teammates yesterday.

Naruto stared blankly at him, then turned to look at Sakura and Sasuke. He frowned for a moment then snapped his fingers. "Got it. Yo Kakashi you mind if I teach Sakura and Sasuke about chakra natures?"

Kakashi pulled his Icha Icha out and waved dismissively at him "Sure knock yourself out." subtly though he kept a keen eye on the boy, wondering just what he was up to.

Naruto sighed and turned to his teammates "Alright you two let's see what natures you both have." He pulled out a couple of pieces of paper and handed it to them, "Channel your chakra into those slips of paper." They stared at him questioningly "Just do it." he sighed.

The nodded and sent chakra into the paper. Sakura's paper soaked with a corner of the paper crumbled into dust, Sasuke's on the other hand crumpled with a large corner catching fire. Both dropped thier slips in shock, much like Naruto had his first time.

"Alright, looks like Sakura is a Water element with an Earth sub. Sasuke is a Lightning element with a Fire sub." Naruto nodded to himself already coming up with a decent training exercise. "Alright I got something." Naruto pulled out his water bottle and tossed it to the pinkette, "Alright Sakura, for you, I want you to use your chakra to try and spin the water around in that bottle, once you can get the water spinning at a decent speed I'll show you the next step." He glanced at the Uchiha. "Sasuke, do you have a pair of kunai on you?" Sasuke nodded and produced the number of kunai. "Alright now what I want you to do is hold those two kunai with the tips almost touching each other and I want you to force chakra into one of the kunai. Then, try and arc your chakra from one blade tip to the other. If you both complete this exercise you'll have already attained a small mastery over your main element, after you've gained a mastery over that element I'll help you work with your secondary element."

"Hey Naruto?"

""Yeah Sakura?"

"How do you know all of this stuff? I've only read bits of elemental training, but..." she looked at him diverting her attention between him and the bottle of water, already the water inside was slowly starting to spin.

He snorted "It's quite simple really." he held up a piece of chakra paper and pushed chakra into it, like it had several times before, it split in half twice and each corner went to one of the other four elements "On top of the foxy bits, I have a major affinity to all five major elements along with my natural bloodline element, Ice." He flew through several handsigns. and brought a hand to his mouth "Water Release: Mizurappa" A small rush of water flew from his mouth and landed in a puddle nearby, going through several other seals he brought his hand down on the edge of the water Ice Release: Frozen Wave" The water flash froze when his hand came into contact with it, had anyone been standing in the puddle they'd have been anchored to the ground. "However" he smirked and went through a few more handseals, "Due to my affinity to the major elements and a few other things that I'm not gonna go into detail about, I can use other elemental bloodlines as well. Observe, Lava Release: Lava globs!" a wad of lava flew from Naruto's mouth and struck the ice, instantly causing it to hiss in protest before Naruto fired off another Mizurappa to harden the lava.

'So its true then?' Kakashi mused flicking a curious eye from his book to glance at the large chunk of rock and the puddle that used to be ice. 'I guess what the hokage told me is correct, but for him of all people to have a mastery of the five main elements and the ability to replicate other elemental bloodlines naturally without the blood of that bloodline in his veins? This team just got interesting...and if they can get their teamwork and skills up to a manageable degree this team will be a force to be reckoned with.' He noticed the looks of shock on Sakura and Sasukes faces 'Hmm, perhaps those two will learn something from Naruto after all...

Sakura was watching Naruto's display with awe. 'Is this really Naruto? He was such a baka in the academy, always joking around, but this...this is just too much' she glanced at Sasuke who had a similar look on his face as the one she now had.

Sasuke for the most part was boiling with jealousy, to have that much power at your fingertips was unreal to him 'Dammit if only I had that kind of power killing Itachi would be childs play. Maybe I can get the dobe to teach me how he does it, then maybe...' The uchiha grit his teeth, the thought of bowing to someone lesser than him to gain power did not appeal to the proud Uchiha, even if Naruto was a decent guy and one of his few 'friends.' The thought still sickened him.

"OK! Any questions?" Naruto barked, snapping the two out of their thoughts.

Sakura looked at the bottle she had in her hand "Just what are you planning for us to learn Naruto?" Sakura asked curiously.

"Well now, that's an interesting question" Naruto mused. "Toss me that bottle real quick, a toss and a pop later the cap on the bottle was removed, "What I'm going to teach you two is what I myself discovered while learning how to control my elements. what most people don't know, or at least don't think about, is how to control elements in their base forms, most people use handsigns to shape and form a jutsu but to be perfectly honest you could preform 'jutsu' without a single handsign, sure you can do that with regular jutsu as well if you practice enough with it but I mean actual control over the elements around you." he held up the bottle "Take for instance this water bottle" he spun the water in the bottle around a few times infusing it with his chakra before taking a sip. With a sharp exhale he spat the held water at a nearby tree which impacted with a noticeable thud despite it being only a small amount of water.

"That is what I'm talking about" he pointed to the dent made in the tree. "What I just did is something akin to Water Release: Teppōdama which creates a bullet of water from the mouth, while not nearly as strong as a Teppōdama it's still useful." He walked over to Sasuke getting inches from him "What if an enemy has gotten in close, too close for you to dodge or form handsigns? Just have a loogie or a sip of water ready and you can hit the guy in his face with the equivalent to a strong punch, hell you hit him in the eye and you could blind one of them." The Uchiha shivered, one of the few things he feared was being blinded, as were all doujutsu users in a way. "For lightning" he continued, as a slight buzzing noise was heard. Looking down at Naruto's hand there was a small bit of lightning chakra on the tips of his thumb and pinky. He reached out a touched Sasuke which made the boy jump back in pain from the sudden jolt. "I call that the Tazer. Shocking isn't it?" Naruto cackled.

Sasuke just glared at him.

"Oi don't give me that look, you're lucky I toned that down, that was only about one fourth the power I can put into that thing, if I went full out with that tap you'd be twitching on the ground right now. Besides, I can teach you how to use that ability if you'll stop brooding for a moment."

Sasuke continued to glare at him. but couldn't help but agree with Naruto 'Ugh, fine, I'll let him teach me something...If anything I can use it against him later on, not to mention that last attack was badass.' The Uchiha nodded.

Naruto grinned "ALRIGHTY THEN!" a shiver went up Sasuke and Sakuras spine.

-A few hours later, mission hall-

Iruka couldn't help but snicker at the sight before him. Naruto had a wide grin on his face, beside him and completely soaked to the bone was a waterlogged Sakura. Next to her was a smoking Sasuke Uchiha, every once in awile a stray spark would jump between the spaces in his hair. Behind the three of them was Kakashi who had a wide eye-smile on his face but if you looked closer you could tell he was silently laughing at two of his more unfortunate students.

"Ahem." the Jonin cleared his throat to keep himself from laughing. "Team 7 here for their first D-Rank Mission."

Iruka snapped to attention "Ah, ah yes your first D-Rank mission. Hmm let me see here." The scarred chuunin dug through a small mound of scrolls to one side of him and pulled out a single scroll. "This should be a decent enough challenge for your team." He tossed the scroll to Kakashi who opened it and began to read...only to pale dramatically and stare at the now grinning chuunin in front of him.

"You really don't like me do you?" he groaned, which only made Irukas grin wider. "Fine...Team 7: mission to capture Tora, accepted."

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"*20 yards till in reach of the target*" Naruto's voice over the radio whispered.

"*Get closer and prepare to ambush*" Kakashi whispered back.

"*Roger*" came the unanimous response.

moments later...

"AHHHRG COMMERE PUSSY!" Naruto's voice roared out around the forest...followed shortly by a hair raising hiss and the sound of claws tearing into flesh... (A/N Hey he's a master of elements not animals, wrong story.)

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"Mission to capture Tora successful" Kakashi beamed, happy to have stayed the hell away from that demon spawn of Satan known as Tora. "Casualties..." he looked at Naruto who was lying in a pool of his own blood silently cursing whatever gods spawned that fucking cat and ever so slowly moving his hands in a motion that suggested he was trying to strangle something. ".5"

"Now you know why I hate people" Kyuubi replied happily using whatever mental communication powers she had to annoy the crap out of Naruto.

'Shut it woman!" he groaned mentally, perfectly content to let his healing power take care of the bleeding. 'How the hell did I get scratches on my ass?'

"Funny thing that, when you passed out with the cat in your arms you landed on her and she proceeded to tear you a new asshole."

'Why is there the kanji for 'Tora' scratched into my ass?'

"...Something to remember her by?"

'Riiiight...'

10 minutes and deus ex machina healing later.

'Ok, that's that's last of the blood!' Naruto whistled happily, that is until he noticed that the rest of his team had left. Sighing 'Why do they do this to me?'

"Maybe because you waterlogged one and turned the other into a lightning rod? Good job on that by the way, way to spread missery to the those around you."

'Yeah whatever." Naruto stared up at the clock to check the time. "Hmm I wonder why they left, there's still a good 3-4 hours left of the day, we could take at least one more mission in that time couldn't we?'

"Yeah I don't get that about you humans, even though there's plenty of time in the day you still rarely do all of what you can, that kind of behaviour is confusing.

'Well we do tend to enjoy ourselves alot' He nodded sagely 'And the more time in the day we have to have fun the better, after all it's not like we can be in two places at once.'

"?" came an odd growl from Kyuubi in Naruto's mind.

'Kyu? What's up?' he was getting concerned when she didn't say anything for a good 30 seconds.

"Kit, what if you 'could' be in two places at once to do more of these D-Rank Missions?" The fox said finally with a strange tone to its voice, something like curiosity but not.

'Well that could help alot in making some quick cas...you're thinking of using shadow clones aren't you.'

A light girly chuckle filled his head.

'Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?' he asked sincerely.

"No, but you should definitely start, my vanity commands it." The two shared a quick chuckle together. With the reveal that Kyuubi was less of a dick...er...bitch than previously thought it was much easier to get along with the woman...er...vixen...thing, fuck it.

"Yes, please do." she licked her lips sensually in Naruto's head, which made the blonde haired teen all kinds of uncomfortable.

'Great not only do I have a sadistic and horny wife I have a sadistic and horny demon vixen in me head, fuck my life.'

"Gladly." She replied perkily.

"Not you dammit!' the boy sighed in defeat, that is until the light tapping of fingers drew his attention to Iruka who was giving him an questioning look, apparently the range of emotions passing over his face must have looked rather odd... "Yeah Iruka?"

"WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE MAKING FACES FOOL?" the Chunins head swelled comically to yell at our blonde haired hero.

Naruto just stared blankly, but in his head... 'Crikey, here we see the Big Head Jutsu in its natural environment, what a beautiful and dangerous creature...I'm gonna poke it with a stick! *HISS* OH IT'S ANGRY!'

"*pfffthehehe*" the Kyuubi snorted in amusement.

Moments of possible insanity aside

"Yo Iruka-sensei" Naruto hailed him, deflating the Chuunin's jutsu down to less comical levels.

"Yes Naruto?" The scarred man looked curiously at the boy.

"Can I do missions on my own as long as they are right for my rank?"

Iruka scratched his head trying to remember the few rules of conduct for genin regarding taking mission and as far as he knew nothing in the books said a genin can't take a solo mission as long as it was within his level of skill. "Sure Naruto I don't see why not."

"What about multiple missions?" the Chuunin nodded, a bit confused. "Well then" Naruto smiled "Could I see what missions you have?" he was pointed to a pile of scrolls off to the side "You kind of backed up lately Iruka-sensei?" The boy sweatdropped at the massive tower of scrolls sitting next to the table.

"Well it's not usually this bad but yes there are quite a few missions that don't get completed sometimes, but that's just because we're a bit undermanned to handle all the requests that come in all the time.

'More like the genin teams are too lazy to take more than one mission' Naruto snorted, as he dug through the pile of scrolls 'Lets see...Dog walking, nope. Painting fences...nooo. Pulling weeds, nada.' After about ten minutes of sorting through all of the D-Ranks which for lack of a better term could just be called 'chores,' Naruto choze five of the ones that paid well and weren't obscenely difficult or time consuming. He thumped the small pile down on the table which brought a raised eyebrow from Iruka.

"You sure you want to take this many Naruto?" Naruto nodded.

"Yeah Iruka-sensei I'm sure. I need the money to pay for my own things and doing D-Ranks is the easiest way to make money."

"But aren't you staying with Anko?" the Chuunin was curious. Everyone in the village knew that Naruto and Anko were staying together but unlike most of Konoha he knew that the two were actually married, Sarutobi had put a gag order on telling the populace that the two were actually husband and wife, leaving it to become a rumor, while Naruto had told Iruka after the man proved that he was a good guy and one of the few people that actually treated him as a person.

"But that's just it Iruka, If anything happens and Anko can't work It'll be up to me to handle paying for everything and since I became an adult the moment I put this headband on I can't just ignore my responsibility to her." Iruka would have laughed at how devoted the boy sounded towards the woman but then he realised that this was something genuine from the boy. Anko was one of the few people who had seen him at his worst, without a mask to hide his true feelings. Her along with Sarutobi , The Ichiraku's and himself, were the only people to truly accept him, so this was a touchy subject for the blonde.

"I understand" he sighed "You know you're alot like me Naruto, I had to take care of myself too, though I was a bit older than you when I started" He grinned and rubbed his nose in embarrassment. "If you need any help or advice you know who to ask."

"I can ask you about anything?"

"Anything."

Naruto got a devious smile on his face, "Oh then can I ask you all about 'that' then?" Iruka turned beet red, he knew exactly what Naruto was referring too but he wasn't gonna give the genin the satisfaction to know he was getting to the scarred man.

"Bah, get out of here, Anko's crazy is starting to rub off on you." Iruka huffed, marking the scrolls down and placing them on the desk in front of him.

"That's not all she's rubbing off!" He cackled madly as he grabbed his scrolls and ran out the door leaving a sputtering Iruka in his dust.

"..." Iruka facepalmed...better make that facedesked...actually, better make that both at the same time...ouch.

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"Ahhh that was refreshing" Naruto chuckled, as he put as much distance between himself and the mission hall.

"Heh even I have to admit that was pretty devious of you kit, the look on his face was priceless."

'Ohohooo this is just the beginning, the Prank King of Konoha has just gotten started Muahahahahha.'

"As much as I enjoy your semi-decent into evil, why did you choose those five missions kit, they weren't anything that special when you looked at them, aside from the fact that they're easy and pay well you seemed to put alot of thought into them."

Naruto grabbed one of the scrolls and opened it, it was a part time job at a bakery to handle the oven in the kitchen. 'What in this scroll looks like it would interest me?'

You could almost see the fox woman's eyebrows scrunch together as she examined the mission, then a smile spread across her face. "This is training isn't it, every one of these missions has something to do with the five main elements."

'Got it in one.' He grinned 'Helping at a power plant will allow me to work on what lightning jutsu I have. Working the oven at the bakery, which just so happens to be a wood burning oven will help my fire jutsu. Picking up trash by the river will help with my water jutsu. Clearing a field of rocks for earth jutsu and helping repair the windmills around town will help with wind.'

"I gotta hand it to ya, only you would think to turn chores into training."

"Naruto shook his head, 'Nah this wasn't my idea. To be honest these jobs were originally used for exactly what I'm using them for, Training. Back in the old days they were used to promote teamwork and act as a form of training. Clearing a field of stones could easily be a physical exercise. Working the ovens would increase your tolerance's to harsh temperatures like you'd find in Wind country. Knowing how a power plant functions could give you valuable info on how to sabotage one in an enemy village thus causing panic and confusion along with giving an invading squad a much needed advantage by allowing them to do their mission under cover of complete darkness. So you see D-ranks when used properly are invaluable to a shinobi in training.'

"And just who came up with this method of training?"

Naruto cracked a grin 'The first Hokage of course.'

"How nice..." the fox replied blandly "The man who first imprisoned me in his wife is also the one who'd give my newest container a great way to train in using powers indirectly gained from me..." Naruto chuckled.

'The irony of the situation was not lost on me either.'

"Whatever, let's just get this over with, I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable with you leaving Hinata with Anko..." there was clear agitation in her voice.

'Concerned? Really?' The raised brow showed his confusion, just why would the fox care about someone other than itself?

"Unlike you I know exactly what she is capable of, not to mention that Hyuuga girl is going to be your mate kit, and by extension 'mine' and I don't want that snake woman violating her beyond what is...acceptable, At least until you can get ahold of her..." a barely controlled feeling of revulsion ran down Naruto's spine.

'There are levels of acceptable violation? Do I want to know?'

"There are three, and until you are married to her...no."

'OK Then'. As he proceeded to forget that conversation ever happened...

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A/N Ok the next chapter is a time skip to the beginning of the wave arc so YAY HAKU AND ZABUZA TIME!

Blame that crocodile hunter joke on Gabriel Iglesias, watched too many videos of him last night on youtube... actually pretty much all the other humor of this chapter, for some reason I felt like being funny today :/

Also I'm going to start listing original techniques and jutsu here since I can't translate Japanese for shit so the names of original jutsu are going to be in English. Anything not listed here is a jutsu from the show/manga/games so just look for it on the wiki. Please note that I'm using the Japanese names for some of the jutsu even though I'm using the 'Release' style of names, mainly because the difference between 'Mizurappa' and 'Wild Water Wave' is merely an aesthetic choice and I find some of the literal English names silly.

Ice Release: Frozen Wave

C-rank

Description: instantly freezes water on contact, the distance and how quickly the water freezes depends on how much chakra is put into the technique.

Lightning Release: Tazer

D-Rank

Description: A non-lethal lightning attack that doesn't require a handseal, hand is held out in a flat palm with pinky and thumb extended, it also isn't required to say the name of the attack.

Water Release: mini bullet

C-Rank

Description: A technique similar to Water Release: Teppōdama but doesn't require handseals and is an order of magnitude weaker than the Teppōdama.