Not really a pairing I intend to write more about...This is purely crack.

"Pairing" : SakuraxJiraiya

Yeah, you read right. And if you read the pickup line, you would realize why I chose Jiraiya.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the pickup line.

If there was a hentai based on you, I'd buy it.

The bell rang, signaling that the first class was over and it was now time to head over to period two. I rose out of my seat, silently stepped pass the two arguing classmates in front of me, nodded to the teacher, and proceeded to my next class. I was about two thirds my way to Science when a big hand grabbed me by the shoulder. I turned around, my skirt twirling along with my action, and the eyes that belonged to the owner of the hand shot down.

Pervert, I inwardly muttered. "Jiraiya-sensei, is there something you need from me?" I asked, tone a little less patient than usual. I wasn't going to be late, but I was never very good at handling the legendary teacher in front of me. And by legendary, I meant in a bad way. He was infamous for all sorts of lecherous things that I have no intention of sharing.

"Whoa, feisty, but I like it," he grinned sheepishly and I rolled my eyes. "I just wanted to ask if you've delivered that book to Kakashi yet."

"Oh, that book?" I recalled the suspicious looking book he had handed to me earlier, and how I had to hide it when I walked pass a disciplinary member. He had looked at me for a second longer than the rest, which made me slightly insecure about the book I had been clutching onto.

"What do you mean by that book? You didn't forget to give it to him, did you?" He asked accusingly. "Oh, I get it! You were so intrigued that you hid it to read it yourself!"

If I could hit a teacher, I would, especially this one.

"That's not it. I delivered the book to him properly," I sighed absently. He was just so tiring to deal with.

"Oh? But if you want a version of it, I'd be more than happy to give it to you."

"No, please don't trouble yourself for me." My voice dripped with sarcasm, but he seemed to counter it just fine.

"No, no. If a former student of mine requests for the latest volume of my bestselling series, I'd be glad to give it to her for free."

"No, I insist, sensei," I added more forcefully this time. If I don't start walking now, I'd really be late for science. And I don't like the idea of Orochimaru-sensei angry. He has never been my teacher up until this point, but I've seen him a couple of times last year.

And he is one, creepy guy.

I backed away slowly, shivering from the mental image of Orochimaru-sensei punishing me. "Besides, I have to go now. Nice talking to you, sensei!" I waved with my free hand and started to turn around, my skirt once again swaying.

"Hey!" He called out.

I didn't turn around and instead, continued forward at a quick, steady pace, my inspiration being my fear of Orochimaru's wrath combined with Jiraiya's awkward conversation topics.

"If there was a hentai based on you, I'd buy it!"

I bolted off.

Just a quick drabble to make up for the long wait for the previous chapter. Thanks for reading and as always, looking forward to reviews!