Okay, I said a double update and this is a double update, but it's just another crack shot. Completely crack. Don't expect too much. Don't take it seriously either.
The idea...if there is an idea here, came to me when I saw this pickup line. I was like "does this even count as a pickup line?"
Pairing: Orochimaru x Sakura
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Come into my office and take off your pants.
The thing about the next period starting soon wasn't a lie, but the thing about it starting in a minute was. In any case, it was weird, holding someone's hand.
So of course you would lie your way out of it, right?
There's actually about five more minutes left until the bell rings, but it'd be a good idea to get ready for the next class. As I walked down the halls, I saw him along with his creepy vibe. It was visible and practically tangible. You could actually see dark swirls surrounding his body.
Orochimaru, also known as my science teacher, was plain creepy no matter which angle you looked at him from. He wasn't a bad teacher though. After sitting through one of his classes, I could say that now. He was, in fact, a really good teacher. No wonder he's still at this school. If he was a good for nothing teacher on top of being a rumoured pedophile, he would already have been kicked out a long time ago. Then again, even if he's a good teacher, if he's a creepy pedophile and has a criminal record, he really shouldn't be here.
But so far, it seems like he's a good teacher. Nothing bad happened to me. Nothing to be suspicious of so far.
That was exactly what I thought until I heard him say those words as I walked past.
"Come into my office and take off your pants."
I turned around to see if he had actually said that just now, but saw that he was grinning in the most disturbing way possible. My expression darkened even more as beads of sweat rained down my rather large forehead. I turned away and ran down the hall.
Why were all the teachers at Konoha High so scary?
Yee, kinda similar to Jiraiya's chapter haha.
Thanks for reading!