Prologue
Hi. My name is Kyle Broflovski.
I'm a 16 year old boy, living in South Park, Colorado.
Now, I'm gonna tell 'ya some things about my friends:
My 'best friend' is a quarterback called Stan Marsh. He's in love with a highly annoying bitch, who wears the name Wendy Testaburger. I fucking hate her and she hates me.
...Actually why is that?
And then there is Kenny McCormick. He didn't change. I mean yes, he's older now, but his interest and manners didn't change at all. He doesn't hang out with us as much as he used to anymore. If I think about it, I don't even know who he's hanging out with now... Hesh.
Now we're talking about Eric Cartman. I fell in love with him about 4 years ago, when I was 12 years old. I know, this may sound like I've gone insane, but I'm explaining things later!
Anyway, thanks for listening to me!
The writer also told me to say "the next part of the FanFic is gonna be the 1st part guys! Hope you'll enjoy ^~^" ...Whatever that's supposed to mean! See ya!
-Kyle