Akhabdfhbsd okay so Elsa's nickname for Jack in this chapter is actually a reference to one of my favourite ever Jelsa fanfictions 'The Peasant's Promise' by Aelfeth. It's a 'Princess Bride' AU and it's seriously amazing; plus the art to go with it is gorgeous! Just promise me you'll check it out, kay? Kay.

Day 25- Christmas Day- Modern AU

Jack: Merry Christmas, Queenie!

Elsa laughed quietly down at her phone screen, being sure to hide it from her sister and mother. Her father, she knew, either wouldn't care that she was texting Jack, or maybe he just wouldn't think anything of it, but Anna and her mother...they were a different story. They were convinced that Jack and Elsa were dating and hiding it from them.

It wasn't true. Just for the record.

Elsa: Merry Christmas, Farm Boy.

Jack: 'Farm Boy'?! I'm taking offense to that. You know being Queen doesn't give you the right to be rude to your subjects, right?

Elsa: Well you needed a nickname! If it helps, I think you'd make a great farm boy.

Jack: It doesn't help.

Elsa: Well that's your problem now, isn't it?

Jack: You're so cruel to me

"Elsa! Who are you texting? It's Christmas!" There was a large thud and a woomph and suddenly Anna landed on the sofa next to where Elsa's feet were. The younger girl crawled on hands and knees up the sofa, trying to catch a glimpse of the phone screen which Elsa quickly slipped under the light blue blanket she was curled up under.

"Nobody. I was...playing a game."

Anna pouted and sat back, but didn't argue. Instead she bounded away to pester her mother about when their cousins were coming over for dinner, leaving Elsa to get out her phone and carry on the conversation with a sly grin.

Elsa: Well if you don't like Farm Boy, how does Nobody sound?

Jack: Depressing. Besides, I'm not Nobody, am I?

Elsa bit her lip to prevent a smile.

Elsa: No. No, you're not.

Jack: Woah, don't get sappy on me Ice Queen! I know you're in love with me but come on, that's a little excessive.

Elsa: Actually I was talking about the Greek Myth in which Odysseus tricked the cyclops Polyphemus by using the name Nobody and consequently defeated him. Have you defeated a cyclops, Farm Boy?

Jack: Can't say I have, but then again you don't meet many around here.

Elsa: Well there we go, then. Merry Christmas, Farm Boy.

She could practically hear him sigh, see his teasing grin, just as she was sure he could imagine her half-smile.

Jack: Merry Christmas, Queenie.