A/N: Had exams and writer's block, but now I'm back.
"Nub, why am I driving?" Sam asked from the front of the RV. They were still on their way to Edmonton.
"Because it's your turn to?" Freddie shook his head, and Sam rolled her eyes. "Sam, why don't you think Carly, Spencer, and my mom wanted us together?"
"Crazy's reason is obvious." Sam stated popping her gum. "She's worried about me taking you away from her, and we're not even married yet."
"Yet?" Freddie questioned with a smug smile.
"Shut up, Fredward!" Sam snapped. "Spencer's probably changed his mind by now."
"What about Carly?" Freddie asked.
"She probably was jealous." Sam replied. "That would make her suddenly have a 'crush' on you after all those times she rejected you, and she just wanted to have you for herself. She said he was happy for us, and she must've dumped Gibby."
"That is kinda selfish." Freddie agreed.
"You know, I always felt that she was superior to me until you asked me out." Sam confessed.
"I could tell." Freddie said. "That's what finally gave me the courage to ask you out all of a sudden. To be honest, I didn't think you'd accept."
"Well I'm here driving this RV now, aren't I?" Sam grinned. "I wonder if Carly's little crush on you has faded now that we're gone."
"Well, she actually just posted on Splashface saying that she hopes we'll come back, but she's happy for us." Freddie said, looking at his PearPhone. "She also said to have fun wherever we are."
"Carly doesn't even know that we're in a whole nother country!" Sam said, chuckling.
"We'll be back in a couple months." Freddie smiled. "You're still sure you want to do this?"
"Too late now, Fredward." Sam rolled her eyes. "But yes, Mama's liking this trip."
"Probably because you got to buy an RV." Freddie crossed his arms, but was still smiling.
"You know that's not true, Frednub. Use that big brain of yours." Sam said.
"So you think I'm smart?" Freddie asked.
"No shit, Freddumb." Sam replied, exiting the highway.
"Food?" Freddie guessed.
"Yes, food!" Sam grinned. "Hey! There's an amusement park here too!"
"Maybe we'll hit it tomorrow." Freddie said. "There isn't enough time to go today, and we've been driving all day."
"We are going tomorrow." Sam said. Freddie rolled his eyes.
Sam pulled into the parking lot of an Inside-Out-Burger. To her surprise, the drive-thru was empty and she walked into it.
"Sam, why are you walking in the drive-thru?" Freddie asked.
"Because I want to!" Sam shouted back at Freddie.
"Welcome to Inside-Out-Burger, what can I get you today?" The cashier asked. It sounded like an elderly woman with an English accent.
"One Double Trouble meal and a Nacho Cheese salad." Sam said, not bothering to say please.
"Can I get you anything else?" The cashier offered.
"Did I ask for anything else?" Sam retorted.
"That'll be $6.32 at the second window." The cashier said.
Sam took a twenty dollar bill from her pocket and walked to the second window. The cashier looked familiar to Sam, but she didn't notice her name tag.
"That'll be-" The cashier said, "$6.32..."
Sam handed her the money, received her change, and took the food. The cashier's nametag read "MARTHA".
"Did you go to the park? " Martha asked, smiling.
"We probably will tomorrow, uh...Martha." Sam replied.
"Make sure you watch out for drunken people!" Martha warned.
"Thanks, I'll be sure to." Sam said. "Bye." Sam walked the other way back out of the drive-thru and back to Freddie. Martha waved.
"Well, that was interesting." Sam said.
"How?" Freddie questioned.
"Old cashier lady with wrinkles." Sam explained. "She was pretty cheerful, I guess."
"What'd you guys talk about?" Freddie inquired, genuinely curious.
"How do you know we talked about anything?" Sam questioned.
"You were gone for a while, I kinda saw you, and you just told me." Freddie said, shrugging.
"Well, she talked about the amusement park and warned me about drunk people." Sam said.
"Maybe we should take her with us." Freddie suggested.
"To the other side of Canada?" Sam narrowed her eyes, but didn't seem opposed to the idea.
"To the park tomorrow. Let her have some fun." Freddie said.
"I guess I could live with it for a day." Sam responded. "But if she turns out to be like Crazy, you're getting it!"
"Getting laid?" Freddie smirked. Sam slapped him.
"You know what I meant."