"I can't believe you beat me." Sam moaned.

"Maybe I'm just a good snowboarder." Freddie said. "That last hill wasn't for the faint of
heart."

"Don't rub it in, Freddoofus!" Sam said, whacking his shoulder.

"Ahh...let's get some B.F. Wangs." Freddie sugested, rubbing his now bruised shoulder.

"Hey, have we even gotten any souvenirs?" Sam asked.

"I have gotten at least one thing from-hey! Our car is gone!" Freddie realized.

"Dammit...did you leave anything valuable in there?"

"Nope, my laptop and everything is still in the RV." Freddie said, breathing a sigh of relief.
"Well, looks like we're walking back to the RV."

"More like you're carrying me back." Sam corrected.

"Oh, fine."

...

"Hopefully whoever stole our car didn't see us drive in town." Freddie said.

"Why?"

"They would've had to notice the RV, and would probably steal it too."

"Do you think we should buy another car?" Sam asked her boyfriend. "I could do without
having to worry about one."

"Of course you could." Freddie chuckled. "Alright, I guess we'll carry on without a car. We
can always walk around town."

"Too bad I wasn't able to plant anything in there for the guys who stole it..." Sam
muttered.

...

-Meanwhile in Seattle-

"Did they ever tell you where they are or when they're coming back?" Marissa asked.

"No, they're almost positive you'll come and ruin their trip." Carly replied.

"You know, this is all your fault!" Marissa shouted at Carly.

"My fault!?" Carly asked, her voice rising.

"If you hadn't developed that little crush on my Fredward, he'd still be here right now!"
Marissa said angrily. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but Samantha is better suited for him
than you are!"

"What!?" Carly yelled. "He'd be happier with me! I have way more than Sam!"

"Only because you always get everything you want!" Marissa shouted back. "You got mad
because you didn't get your way when you realized Fredward was in a relationship with
Samantha!"

"But he should've realized that I was the better choice!" Carly responded, still angry.

The overprotective mother and prissy teenage girl continued to argue. Little did they
know, a certain shirtless teenage boy was catching it all on camera.

-Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada-

"Wow, I am beat." Freddie said. "Nice driving there."

"I'm always better at driving than you." Sam boasted. "You drive like a grandma."

"I do not!" Freddie denied.

"You wouldn't go over 55 on the highway!" Sam reminded.

"Yeah, and you went 85!" Freddie replied. "But I guess I could go a little faster..."

"That'd be great, baby." Sam said, kissing his lips. "This is a cool camp." Sam
commented.

"Yeah, there's so many amenities here!" Freddie agreed.

Sam did not respond.

"Sam?"

"Sam?"

Freddie soon realized why she wasn't answering. She was gaping at the trailer across the
path from them, which was engulfed in flames.

...