"Why did I let you talk me into this?" Bruce complained.

"It'll be fun!" Tony grinned. "Live a little, Bruce."

He scowled. "I really hate you, you know." Tony smirked silently. "Don't you think we're a little old for this?"

"The world will be a terrible place when you can be too old to go trick-or-treating." Tony said sincerely, putting the finishing touches to his green body paint.

"You look ridiculous." Bruce said seriously.

"Well, you look amazing so we obviously got the costumes right." Tony winked.

"… I still don't get why I have to go as Iron Man.