Tony arrived home to hear giggling coming from the living room. He pushed the door open with some suspicion, to see Bruce and Clint surrounded by empty bottles.
"Bruce, are you drunk?" Tony asked sceptically.
Bruce rarely drank, since he was paranoid about 'losing control', so Tony had never seen him drunk before.
"Uh, no, I'm-" He hiccupped. "I'm f-fine! Tony, come here, I-I love you and you're so hot and-"
Clint stood up awkwardly, only swaying a little. "Bruce is a horny drunk. Who knew?" He grinned. "I'll leave you to it."
Tony grimaced. "Thanks a whole lot, Clint."