"Oh no. No no no. How did you even know?"
Tony rolled his eyes. "Come on, Bruce, it hardly takes much to hack SHIELD. JARVIS put everyone's birthday on the calendar."
Bruce glared at him, then eyed the large chocolate cake warily, like it was going to explode or something. It was wonky, and the icing was messy and uneven, hidden under a pile of chocolate buttons. Definitely homemade.
"Tony, you really didn't have to do this." Bruce protested.
"We knew you wouldn't let us get you a present." He explained. "So sit down, shut up and have a slice."
