Annabeth, Rachel, and Piper fell to the ground, the invisible bonds around their necks gone. Almost immediately, a boy came up to them.

"Hey, Annie," he said. The boy had black hair and green eyes. He was amazingly muscled, and Annabeth couldn't help but realize that he looked slightly like Percy. Was there another boy in the Poseidon cabin? That wouldn't surprise her. There were so many new arrivals nowadays, and so many of them were getting claimed, that she couldn't keep up with all of them.

The boy smiled down at her in a way that could be seen as harassing. When Annabeth didn't return his smile, he started wagging his eyebrows. Annabeth started hearing voices in her head: "Oh! I'll make Annabeth cheat on Percy with his brother! Percy can join Chaos and date Artemis! Hooray, a plot!"

It seemed that Annabeth could hear the devious voices of Suethors in her head. Whether that was a good thing or not, Annabeth didn't know.

Annabeth stood up. "Hi, um…what's your name?"

"I'm Mark, duh," the boy said. "Let's go the beach. Percy will never find us there. We can kiss, and he'll never know."

Annabeth slapped him. "What is wrong with you?" she demanded.

Mark leaned in. Annabeth got ready to kill him if he kissed her. Instead, he whispered, "Did you forget your line? You have to come with me. We kiss, and Percy finds us. You break his heart. Awesome, right? Just as awesome as me!"

#7. Never, ever, ever write a story like this. It will NEVER happen.

Dear Athena, save me, Annabeth thought. "No thanks. That makes no sense whatsoever. I love Percy, and he loves me. I would never cheat on him! He fell into freaking Tartarus for me! You need to go lie in a hole and die there!"

Mark, son of Poseidon blinked twice. "Uh, okay, Annie. Let's go kiss in the woods, then."

"AARGH!" Annabeth yelled. "I have a #& boyfriend! And don't call me Annie!"

Mark looked ridiculously confused. "But..but…it's a Chaos story! You have to!"

Rachel stepped between them. "Annabeth, remember how Kry'stal Ra'vyn Lothlyri'an Valar'wyn got all weird when faced with logic?" she put in. "Use your logic." She winked.

"Ha ha, logic!" Mark said. "Nowhere near as awesome as I am."

Annabeth got ready to lose her logic and her sanity.

"I mean, why would you want to be with Percy? He's just a weirdo. I'm awesome, and cool, and great, and—"

Annabeth stabbed him. He collapsed into another puddle of rainbows.

"Logic might be great, but he needed to exit the world as fast as possible," said Annabeth.

"No one begrudges you that," said Rachel.

"Rainbows!" exclaimed Nice!Piper.

"The problem is that there are so many stories where you and Percy break up or cheat on each other, or something," Rachel pointed out.

"I know! Percabeth, is like, an OTP!" Nice!Piper said.

"We need to address this," said Annabeth. "But let's not make it a chapter where we just let out the anger that the author has at ships that break up Percabeth."

"Like PerZoe?" Asked Rachel.

"PerZoe will never happen! Zoe is a dead Hunter with great distain for males!"

There was an explosion in the distance. A small mushroom cloud came up. "I think that was the PerZoe ship. You killed PerZoe," said Bitchy!Piper.

Annabeth looked up at the sky. She yelled, trying to catch the attention of whoever was spying on her. "You know what else won't ever happen? Perachel!"

"Damn right!" Rachel screamed. "I'm the freakin' Oracle! I don't date, and I don't even like Percy even more! Octachel won't happen either!"

There were two more explosions. Annabeth and Rachel had somehow managed to kill Perachel and Octachel, despite them being no more than ideas. Annabeth and Rachel went on, naming other ships such as Jasabeth, Perartemis, Pothena, and Perlypso. With each ship they proved logically wrong, another small explosion happened, and the world became a better place as they were rid of these ships.

"Brason!" Bitchy!Piper called. Annabeth and Rachel looked at her. "What?" she asked. "Jason is my boyfriend. I don't like him being shipped with a brick. I mean, how is a brick better than me?"

Another explosion. Another mushroom cloud.

"We've made the world a slightly better place," said Rachel.

But it was not over yet. Because in the distance, they saw Nico approaching them. He was surrounded by a hoard of Sues, all chanting his name and vying for his attention. This was not good.