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"NICO! NICO! NICO!"

Said son of Hades was surrounded by Sues, vying for his attention. Annabeth wasn't sure what to feel when she saw a few Stus in the crowd. She guessed that the acceptance of the Suethors was good.

"NICO! NICO! NICO!"

The crowd of Sues (and Stus) was getting closer. Nico was in the center, as if he was the nucleus of a purported cell. On the edge of the crowd of Sues, there were some punk looking girls with hair blacker than Thalia's, eyes bluer than Thalia's, and skin paler than Thalia's. Closer to the center were smiling, giggling girls in pink who probably couldn't pick up a sword to save their lives. The Stus were blonder than Will Solace, tanner than Will Solace—they were pretty much Will Solace look-alikes. There were one or two of them that were goth-looking, and were pretty much Nico look-alikes. That is just…disgusting, Annabeth thought.

#7: DON'T EVER MAKE YOUR SUES AND OTHER ADD-INS LOOK LIKE THE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS.

"Ladies!" Nico yelled. "Please leave me alone. There's nothing to like here." As if to prove it, he raised some zombies. That backfired, as it just made the Sues become even more hysterical. Annabeth even saw some Sues with hearts for eyes. That terrified her.

"Nico!" cried a lovestruck daughter of Hestia, Flame Nightshadow. "Come with me! We will rule flame and shadows! I love you!"

"Nico, pick me!" yelled a daughter of Poseidon, Oceana Blaze Dirt Airina Beautiflawless Jackson. "We were meant to be together! We will bridge this petty hatred between our fathers! Percy has already blessed our marriage!" A girl next to her who was much uglier (probably a Sue there just to show how awesome aforementioned daughter of Poseidon was) named Janice nodded her agreement.

Flame Nightshadow started pulling Silver Ocean Jackson's hair. Silver stepped on Flame's feet. "OW!" Flame exclaimed. "Nico, save me!"

"No! Nico save me! Marry me!"

Nico looked around wildly and saw Annabeth. From the utter terror in his eyes, Annabeth could tell that he had not been Sue-ified. Annabeth had heard the Sues talk about his "gorgeous Italian chocolately eyes,"but all Annabeth saw was utter fear.

"Annabeth! Rachel! Please, save me! I'm the victim here!" he shouted. It was kind of…sad to see the powerful son of Hades begging for help, surrounded by a crowd of deadly gorgeous girls.

But then again, Nico wanted to Sues dead. So did they.

"Rachel, start looking for weaknesses," Annabeth ordered. "Started with Oceana Blaze Dirt Air…Gah! Her name justifies her death."

"Daughter of Poseidon…Sister of Percy…Apparently she's the one who really defeated Kronos and did all the things that Percy did…"

#8: Percy defeated the titans and giants and is a hero. He does not have a sister.

"Controls all four elements, despite not being related to Hephaestus, Zeus, or Gaea at all…" Rachel continued. "she's beautiful and flawless, as her name oh-so-subtly suggests…DEAR GODS! MY EYES! THEY BURN!"

Rachel thrust the paper into Annabeth's line of vision, and Annabeth saw something so unbelievable awful under "ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS" that her eyes started to burn as if they'd been bathed in chili powder. Piper craned her neck to see the paper, and began to scream.

"WHY MUST SUETHORS INSIST ON WRITING DISGUSTING BITS OF…PORN ALL THE TIME?!" Piper screamed.

"MY EYES!" Annabeth shouted.

Rachel simply sobbed from her position on the ground. "I…I didn't sign up to read disgusting bits of NC-17 rated stuff all of the time! I just wanted to be the Oracle!"

Annabeth pulled herself together. She wrote another rule. (#9: TRY NOT TO WRITE SMUT. IF YOU MUST, THAN YOU MUST WARN EVERYONE. ALWAYS. THERE WILL NEVER BE AN EXCEPTION TO THIS RULE.) "Okay. That's the most horrifying thing I've ever read. It was so amazingly horrifying that it made me want to stab my own eyes with forks. It was so awful that I wanted to stab everyone within a ten-yard radius to keep them from having to read that."

"We get it," interjected Rachel.

"It's so terrible," Annabeth continued, "that the readers will wonder what it said, but will never know. It's so bad, that—"

"WE GET IT!" yelled Rachel, Piper, the Sues, the readers, and Nico, and the author slouched away from the computer, upset.

"Alright," said Annabeth. "We've figured out that what that paper says is…horrible. But we still need to find her weakness."

Annabeth gingerly picked up the paper and looked directly to the bottom. Fatal flaw: Loyalty, just like her twin, Percy! They're like, exactly the same!

"Loyalty?!" giggled Rachel. "That's, like, totally copying Percy. OMG, my Percy-poo is so cute!"

Annabeth and Piper stared at her, horrified.

"I'm sorry!" wailed Rachel. "Being around all of these Sues is making me go OOC! We have to stop this!"

"I think that I have a solution," said Bitchy!Piper. She grabbed Janice and held Katropis to her throat. The author reread everything so far, realized that this made no sense, and decided to ignore it.

"Oceana!" Piper yelled. "I will kill your best friend if you don't…uh…come over here."

"You wouldn't really kill me, would you?" said Janice in a raspy voice.

"No, of course not!" giggled Nice!Piper. She switched back to Bitchy!Piper. "Of course I would, you moron! You're gonna die!"

"Janice! My best friend!" shouted Oceana in a tinkling, beautiful voice. "I'm sorry, but I must let you die. It's for the greater good." She turned back to Nico and punched Flame Nightshadow in the face.

"HOLD IT!" yelled Rachel. "THAT MADE NO SENSE, OCEANA!"

"Yeah!" agreed Annabeth. "It says that your fatal flaw is loyalty. Someone who's too loyal would never abandon their friends! What do you have to say about that?"

"I don't care," said Janice. "Oceana, you have to like, get Nico to like you! I don't mind dying!"

"Shut up," said Annabeth. "Do you even have a purpose in life other than showing how amazing Oceana is?"

Janice exploded, probably from an overload of logic. Such a second-rate Sue as her didn't even get a puddle of rainbows, just pink dust. In the margins of her list, Annabeth wrote, It seems that all Sues are allergic to logic.

"No! Janice!" shrieked Oceana. "Wait…who's Janice? Oh, whatevs!" She turned back to Nico yet again.

"Logic," said Annabeth. "We can kill her with logic."

"Oceana!" Rachel called. "How do you control all four elements?"

"How are you Percy's sister? I'm his girlfriend, and I've never heard about you."

"Why do you like Nico? You have no chemistry."

Oceana started hyperventilating. A few more jibes about her appearance, her fighting skills, how Sally had never told Percy she had a daughter, how her presence ruined the Rule of 3 on quests, and her fashion choices (Piper) made her explode into a shimmering rainbow cloud. Nico jumped for joy, shaking off the many Sues were clinging to him. Unfortunately, this drew the attention of all the other Nico-obsessed Sues, who until now had been fighting amongst themselves for Nico's attention.

"They, just, like, killed Oceana, like," said one of the Sues dressed in pink, who had her arms wrapped around Nico's leg.

"Good riddance," snarled one of the Thalia look-alikes.

"What if they kill US now?" wondered one of the Stus.

"They won't," said a daughter of Demeter.

"They will," said Flame Nightshadow. "KILL THEM!"

Should I finish this story up next chapter or continue if for another few? Thank you to everyone who gave me suggestions, I promise I will use as many of them as possible.