Recap: "They will," said Flame Nightshadow. "Kill them!"

There was obviously no way that Annabeth, Rachel, and Piper could fight all of these superpowered, immortal, angry Sues and Stus, so Annabeth did what made the most sense. She ran.

Rachel and Piper were pounding on the hard dirt behind her. The Sues started to follow in an angry mob, but eventually they were alerted to the fact that Nico was escaping and abandoned their chase. Annabeth collapsed, panting.

"We'll get you someday, and you'll die a slow death," the retreating figure of Flame Nightshadow threatened. "But right now, I've got bigger fish to fry! Nico! I love you, snuggly-poo!"

Rachel glared at the retreating crowd of Sues. "OH, COME ON!" she yelled. "THAT WAS WEAK! YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE IF YOU GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS FOR A BOY!"

"Rachel!" Annabeth admonished. "I never knew."

PERCY JACKSON has logged on.

"Wait, what was that?" Demanded Rachel.

JASON GRACE has logged on.

"Guys," said Piper nervously, all traces of schitzoprenia momentarily gone, "I think that this is…"

LEO VALDEZ has logged on.

"Wait, Leo?" Annabeth asked. "I hate to say it, but he's dead."

HAZEL LEVESQUE has logged on.

"Uh, isn't she at the Roman camp?" Rachel said.

FRANK ZHANG has logged on.

"We're running out of room," Annabeth said. "Pretty soon we'll be crushed on the bottom of the page."

"Guys, it's the Facebook cliché!" screamed Piper.

ANNABETH CHASE has logged on.

Annabeth: Wait, what? I'm not on Facebook!

PIPER MCLEAN has logged on.

Piper: Oh. My. Gods. We've been sucked into the Facebook cliché. Gods save us *begins praying*

Annabeth: How do we get out?

Rachel looked up at the words in the sky. "I'm really glad I'm not on Facebook. Sorry, guys," she said. Just after she finished speaking,

RACHEL ELIZABETH DARE has logged on.

Rachel: Dammit!

Piper: This is weird. I want to go back to the real world!

Annabeth: Agreed. This is not supposed to happen. We need to kill the Sues.

Percy: Guys, what are you talking about? Hey, Wise Girl!

Rachel: Guys, keep your thoughts private.

Annabeth: Why aren't you keeping your thoughts private?

Rachel: Haven't you read any fanfiction? Everyone hates me, and everyone will think the worst no matter what.

Percy: Seriously, what are you talking about?

Hazel: Yeah. I want to know!

Blond Superman: Yeah!

Blond Superman: Leo, stop it!

Supreme Commander of Argo 2: Heh heh heh.

Little Mermaid: Seriously, Leo. My name is PERCY. You have to stop.

Animal Man: Yeah, Leo. Stop.

Flamin' McShizzle: Whatever, guys. I think your nicknames are funny.

Pocahontas: Leo, my new name is really offensive. Also…racist. I'm Native American, but Pocahontas is not the only other Native American. Also, we're not even the same tribe. That is not okay.

Jason: It's okay, Pipes. We all know that you're joking. Thanks, Leo.

Piper: Jason, I can't believe you.

Rachel: So, what's up, guys? Seen any Sues around?

Percy, Jason, Flamin' McShizzle, Hazel, Frank: SHUT UP, RACHEL!

Aphrodite: You'll never break up Percabeth!

RACHEL ELIZABETH DARE has logged off.

"Guys, if you want to get out, then log off!" Rachel yelled at the sky. "It's surprisingly easy."

Percy: I thought she'd never leave.

Aphrodite: Yeah. She'll never break up Percabeth. Although, at least through Facebook, we won't have to see her ugly, makeup-covered face.

"Hey!" Rachel yelled.

ANNABETH CHASE has loggeeeddd #$(*^ LKSJOL

Percy: Annabeth, you can't log off! I love you!

Back on the ground, Rachel realized that the others might not let Annabeth and Piper leave. She might have to fight the Sues herself. "Dear gods, no," she whispered.

Annabeth: GTG

Jason: You're not getting off that easily. We have to talk about what to do about Drew!

Piper: What?

Jason: She won't stop flirting with me and Percy.

Percy: It's so annoying.

"Use logic!" Rachel yelled from the ground. "It's the only way. I need you guys down here!"

Percy: Ugh. Rachel has no logic. Speaking of which, Annabeth, were you cheating on me with Mark? I saw you kissing.

Annabeth: Percy, what are you talking about? I'm dating YOU.

Percy: Liar. I'm going to go join the Hunt.

Annabeth: Wait, what? The Hunt is exclusively female. Also, I WASN'T CHEATING ON YOU.

PERCY JACKSON has logged off.

Aphrodite: Sigh! I guess I'll leave now.

Annabeth: Demigods CAN'T USE FACEBOOK. It would attract too many monsters, and it often malfunctions around us. Also, why would we use Facebook when we can just talk? And what is Leo doing here?

From the ground, Rachel heard a sonic boom. All of the words in the sky disappeared, and seven figures were falling fast. When they hit the ground, there were minor injuries. The figure of Leo (who everyone seemed happy to see) disappeared. Everyone else stood up.

The OOC disease had changed most of the Seven's physical appearances. Frank went back and forth from being cute and panda-like and being the epitome of handsome, rugged, male beauty. Percy was very, very, attractive, even drool-worthy, with his very defined six packs and sea-green eyes. Unfortunately, he was always acting like a total idiot. In fact, it was kind of annoying. Hazel went back and forth from being child-like and gorgeous. Jason never smiled anymore, in fact, he was kind of…stern, or he would constantly smile. Jiper was suffering from severe schitzoprenia.

"That was weird," said Jason, referring to the Facebook experience.

"Agreed," agreed Hazel.

The rest of the demigods went back to cheerful banter, but Percy ran away. "I always will love you, Annabeth!" he called. "But you cheated on me. I'm off to join the Hunt!"

"Didn't we already address this?" Rachel asked.

"You're right. Author!" Annabeth called. "We already did this. Please stop."

With a pop, Percy was back with them. "Hey, Annie!" he said.

"Uh…" said Annabeth.

Percy started kissing her rather…violently, but that was what all the Percabeth kisses were like. There was a bit of tongue in there. After a little while, Annabeth pulled away.

"I'd love their help," she whispered to Rachel and Piper, "but they're too OOC. We'd be infected."

"Yeah, and we really need to get to that huge crowd of Sues surrounding Nico," Rachel said.

A new voice cut in, "Maybe I can help."

The Facebook cliché really needed to be addressed. Hope you liked it! REVIEW!