Flame Nightshadow and the rest of the Sues stood over them, glaring. Nico was there too, being held there by a daughter of Chaos and Nyx named Arden, a mortal named Nasicaa, and a daughter of Artemis named Mononoke. "Save yourselves and come back for me later!" he yelled. "They want to—"
He was cut off by Arden. "Nikki-poo, why don't you be quiet?" she purred.
Flame Nightshadow grinned sadistically, and that weird smile made her features look somewhat less than beautiful for once. Her red lips looked more like blood against her pale skin than anything that made her beautiful. Her perfectly manicured fingernails looked like claws, and her skin had gone from being creamy to as white as skim milk, almost blue. Actually, she looked like the world's only ugly vampire.
"You know, I realize what you're doing," snarled Flame Nightshadow. "You're trying to kill all of the Sues. You've already killed some of my sisters, and you want to kill the rest of us, too."
Annabeth wanted to deny it, but staring into Flame's soulless eyes, it was hard to say anything.
"But you won't get away with this," said another Sue, stepping up to join Flame. "I'm Annabella Katrina Arianna, a daughter of Gaea, by the way. And we're, like, going to kill you!"
Annabella was hot, in a barbarian princess type of way. She was wearing a skimpy outfit of furs, and a necklace of bones and teeth. She had dark brown hair that was short and spiky, and was wearing a circlet made out of precious gems. She was wearing a quiver of arrows that seemed to be made out of gold.
"But before we kill you, the last defenders of canon," Flame Nightshadow continued, "We're going to ruin canon forever. And we're going to make you watch. I think that's a fitting punishment for someone who's killed so many of people."
"Sues aren't people!" Piper shouted. "Sues have no weaknesses; no hopes other than wanting to date certain boys; no insecurities, unless they're adorable and make you love the Sue; and altogether nothing about them that make them seem like humans. Sues are not people!"
"Ah, Piper McLean," purred Flame, turning her attention to Piper. "Daughter of Aphrodite. You know, we would forgive your crime with Krysty if you would just join us. You're already nearly a Sue."
"Don't say that to Piper!" Rachel yelled. "She has believable weaknesses!"
"Rachel Elizabeth Dare," Flame said, now facing Rachel. "You know, authors everywhere butcher your character. They make you into a slutty bitch, someone so far from canon that you could be called a Sue, just not a perfect one. Why not join our side? We can make you beautiful, let you be Oracle but still date the boy of your dreams."
Rachel gasped like Flame Nightshadow had kicked her. "I will never join you! If you think that I want to be anything other than the Oracle, then you don't know me at all."
"So you're saying that you're not bitter at all?" question Flame.
"I used to be bitter," Rachel said, lowering her head. "But I'm not anymore."
"Rachel, what are you talking about?" Annabeth asked.
"Rachel, you will die. You have rejected us, and that is the biggest sin ever. But no matter." Flame Nightshadow turned to Annabeth.
"Annabeth Chase," Flame Nightshadow said, her lip curling. "I can't tell you how much you're despised by OCs. People writing fanfiction may love you, but in many stories, you are just a glorified know-it-all slut. All of us hate you, but we'll give you a second chance. Just become a Sue, and you can be forgiven. Percy will love you forever."
Annabeth was itching to become a Sue, but then she realized that being around so many Sues was affecting her. In actuality, Annabeth wasn't at all tempted to join the dark side (even if they did have cookies). The Sues would manipulate her if they thought it would help themselves survive (but the manipulating was totally okay and justified, because they were Sues). They would lie to get what they wanted (but that was okay, because it was justified, as they were Sues.) Rachel and Piper had already turned down offers from the dark side, and Annabeth realized that other than Percy, these girls were her best friends.
"Annabeth would never join you, bitch!" Leah called out.
"Shut up!" Flame snarled. "You're just a second-rate Sue who was able to turn into an OC! No one cares about you."
"No, you shut up!" Annabeth shrieked. "Leah, come over here. You're a great friend. NO ONE insults my friends, Flame."
"Whatever," giggled Annabella. "We probably would've killed you anyway."
"Excuse me," said one of the Lesser Sues in the crowd around Nico, "But what are Sues? Are we Sues?"
"My name isn't Sue," said another one of them.
"Yeah, what's a Sue?" the clamor came up from the crowd.
"Argh!" yelled Flame. She turned around and slashed her claws—sorry, nails—through the row of Sues closest to her. This released Nico, who ran towards Annabeth.
"They're planning on destroying all canon!" he whispered. "You have to stop them. Would you mind if I helped you?"
"No, you have to run away," Annabeth argued. "You're too susceptible to the OOC disease. The last thing we need is one of our allies turning OOC."
"Speaking of which," said Leah, "I have the antidote right here." She passed out small bottles of the potion that counteracted OOCness. "Bottoms up."
They drank.
Meanwhile, Flame had stopped arguing with the Lesser Sues. She had taken out about ten of them, something which was very helpful. Annabeth hadn't realized how much being around these Sues was affecting her until all of the effects were removed by the potion. All of the nagging itches in her body were gone, and she was at full strength again.
Flame seemed to notice this and started laughing. "Too late, Annie," she laughed mirthlessly. "It's time for canon to die, once and for all."
CRACK! With a noise that was like the sound a house-elf makes when apparating, Annabeth, Flame Nightshadow, Annabella, Piper, Leah, and Rachel, and the rest of the Sues found themselves on Mount Tam. "This is where Percy and I held up the sky," Annabeth told them.
"It's a pity that most of the other canon can't go first, but you, Annabeth Chase, piss me off and are going to die NOW," Flame Nightshadow hissed. "And after you are gone, it'll be a cinch to push Thalia off of the cliff along with Luke and leave Percy to hold up the sky!"
Across the rocky peak of the mountain, Thalia was battling Luke. Annabeth couldn't stop herself. She ran across the peak to stop them. She could remember how it felt to see them fighting three years ago: the two people who were her best friends, her parents, almost, fighting each other was too much to see.
"Stop!" she tried to call, but her voice wasn't working.
Almost without realizing it, she had gotten close to the edge of the cliff. She turned around, only to see Flame Nightshadow there. And Flame pushed her.
Annabeth was falling through the air, tumbling toward the rock 100 feet below. This was most definitely the end. She could hear Rachel, Piper, and Leah screaming on the cliff above. Annabeth closed her eyes.
And suddenly, Annabeth felt herself hit something. She opened her eyes, and she was back on the ground at Camp Half-Blood. She jumped up, looking around and trying to see Flame. Her friends were there, too, staring up at something in the air.
Annabeth looked up. Something was floating in the air. Its shape was vaguely human, but it was mostly just a rainbow blob in the sky. More of the rainbow blobs joined the first, some of them more blue or red, some of them pure silver, some of them stretched out like a string and some of them shaped like an egg.
The Sues were all on the ground, and looking at them, Annabeth could tell that it wasn't just the Nico obsessed ones. In fact, it looked like all of the Sues in Camp Half-Blood were there, staring up at the figures in the sky in horror.
"What…" Annabeth wondered.
"We are the Great Gods of Canon," the things in the sky chorused in a musical voice. "We were alerted to canon being defiled in this universe and have come to fix it."
"Thanks," said Rachel.
"Rachel Elizabeth Dare," the Great Gods of Canon said. "Annabeth Chase. Piper McLean. Leah Lerner. You have done canon a great service. You shall be rewarded with the most wonderful reward of canon in this universe never being harmed again."
"Thanks," Annabeth, Rachel, Piper, and Leah chorused.
"We now rid Camp Half-Blood of these abominations," the Great Gods of Canon said.
CRACK! Some of the Sues were sent to the Battle of Hogwarts wearing Death Eater robes and were mowed down by spells. CRACK! Some Sues were sent to the Battle of Pelennor Fields, fell in love with Legolas, and were killed. CRACK! Some were sent to Wolf 359 and were killed in the Borg Attack. CRACK! The rest were killed by the Great Gods of Canon themselves. The Great Gods of Canon then disappeared.
"Wow," said Leah, surveying the newly rid-of-Sues Camp Half-Blood. "That was…interesting."
"To say the least," Rachel smirked.
"I am very, very, happy!" Annabeth shrieked.
"I don't have a splitting headache anymore!" yelled Piper, not Bitchy!Piper or Nice!Piper, but regular Piper.
"YAY!" they all squealed.
"Well," Leah started. "I guess that now we go back to our normal lives."
"Yeah. I'll go to college with my great boyfriend, Percy, and neither of us will be amazingly beautiful, we'll be normal."
"Jason and I will have a regular relationship."
"I can just be the Oracle."
"I'll have fun making potions in the Hecate cabin. Visit me sometime, okay?"
"Kay."
Drew ran up to them, wearing a Camp Half-Blood T-shirt and a modest pair of shorts. "Hey, girls. I needed to give you this, Rachel."
Drew handed Rachel a frying pan with a rainbow stain on it, a memento that Drew actually managed to beat Meridia Wise to death with a frying pan.
"I'm never washing this thing," Rachel whispered reverently.
"Pipes, hon," Drew said slowly, "Do you think that we can actually try to be friends now?"
"Are you sure that you're not OOC?" Piper giggled, giving Drew a hug.
"I'll make sure to make an extra sacrifice tonight—to the Great Gods of Canon," Leah said.
"Back to our normal lives."
"Finally!"
End!
Whew! I hope you liked it.
~FandomsForeva