"Oh my god I am so bored I literally think I am just going to claw my eyes out now, yeah? Yeah." Maddy groaned, rolling over from the piles of paper on the desk that she sat at next to her friend Val.
"Maddy! Look! We have two new reviews!" Val said, pointing to the screen across the room. Maddy leaped up from her lethargic state and valted over the desk to the electronic device.
"Finally!" She crowed, a smile spreading across her face. "Now I can stop watching Yu-Gi-Oh parodies on YouTube!" Val shook his head as the reviews popped up and his friend read them. Giggling overtook the female as she spun around and snapped her fingers, all the characters in the dream bubble appearing. A very shrill cry sprang from Wally's mouth as he clutched the towel he had around his waist in alarm.
"Hey! Warn a guy before you transport him out of the bathroom!" Maddy sniggered and snapped her fingers again, the speedsters clothing appearing on his body.
"Whatever, Wally. Now, time for some dares!" She replied, clapping her hands together.
"Okay. So Guest reviewed and said 'I dare the Team to paint Mt. Justice bright pink, and when other people come in and comment it, the YJ team have to pretend they have no idea what their talking about. Do this for 24hrs.' Welp, it looks like we have to go back to Mount Justice for a day!" She giggled again, throwing her hand up in the air. A white light orb gathered around her hand and she threw it down. There was a bright flash of light and then they appeared in front of Mount Justice. Val turned and looked at her, an eyebrow raised.
"Seriously? Anime transformation sequence?" He said, attempting to smooth out his hair from where it had been staticly electrified. Maddy smiled weakly as she handed out paintbrushes.
"Haha... Sorry?" She said, gathering cans of pink paint and handing them out to everyone. Val sighed and shook his head.
"Oh, Superboy? KF? Put down that stuff for a second. I need you guys to come here." The two nodded, albeit a bit confused, following her over away from the rest of the group.
"Okay, so, happy, a reviewer, asked me to make you two kiss." Wally wrinkled his nose.
"Really?" Maddy nodded, a smile on her face.
"Yup!" Superboy shrugged.
"Okay." Wally turned to look at him.
"Don't you think that's a bit weird? I mean, I'm not a homophobe, but kissing Supes?" Superboy furrowed his eyebrows in confusion.
"It's just kissing. We're just touching our lips together, what's wrong with that?" Maddy laughed as she clapped Superboy on the back.
"That's the spirit, Supey!" She turned to look at Wally. "Alright. If your so against the idea, I guess I could skip the dare..." Wally saw her face fall, and felt guilty.
"No, no... I mean... I, uh... Guess it wouldn't be that bad?" Maddy perked up immediately.
"Wonderful! Now kiss!" She snapped her fingers, and the boys suddenly found themselves dangerously close.
"Just one kiss, yeah?" Wally asked, turning to look at Maddy. She nodded, making a 'go on' gesture with her hand. The redhead sighed, leaning forwards and pressing his lips to the other males. He stayed for a few moments, then pulled away and shrugged.
"There. It was kinda weird but not bad." He patted Superboy on the shoulder. "You're actually not that bad a kisser."
Maddy giggled, and then she snapped her fingers, the three appearing in front of mount justice. Except, it was bright pink. Maddy whistled.
"Wow, they work fast." Val popped up, carrying empty paint buckets.
"Yup! We're all done! Now we just have to-" just then a man walked up, confusion clear on his face.
"Why is the mountain bright pink?" Robin moved out from behind Val, his face blank.
"I don't know what you mean, sir." The man stared, then shook his head and walked away. Robin maintained his poker face for a moment longer, then burst into laughter.
"Oh man, did you SEE his face? Hahahaha!" Val rolled his eyes.
"Yes we did, boy wonder."
Val turned and looked at the audience.
"Well folks, next chapter we will bring in our friend Wayde who now runs our account, and do a little gender bending and helium. Also, batman will make a guest appearance! And also, YJfan, if you could PM us with a bit more detail then we could write that for you! Your review was a little bit confusing. Or just leave another review clarifying further." Val clapped his hands together.
"So see you next chapter! And don't forget, you can also dare us hosts as well!" Maddy's face drained of all colour.
"No Val don't tell them tha-"
